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Actually, God’s Cool with Gay Sex - Hampton Yount

Hampton Yount comes to a realization about abortion, rails against circumcision and calls bulls**t on bigots who think the Bible outlaws gay sex. (Contains strong language.)
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Comentários

  1. into.the. woods

    into.the. woods

    Dia atrás

    That’s a disgusting joke about Catholics. That’s not okay.

  2. Jasmine Erick

    Jasmine Erick

    Dia atrás

    his little giggles are actually so adorable

  3. ok

    ok

    Dia atrás

    i love his giggle

  4. lotionbottlehead

    lotionbottlehead

    Dia atrás

    Drew?

  5. Self aware and scared

    Self aware and scared

    Dia atrás

    No one is pro-abortion. People are pro-choice.

  6. Dustin

    Dustin

    2 dias atrás

    First time seeing this guy....I like him, and that I love lucy abortion clinic thing had me LingOL

  7. wakajumba

    wakajumba

    2 dias atrás

    wish this was funny

  8. Dylan Cole Official

    Dylan Cole Official

    2 dias atrás

    Drew Gooden is that you? XD

  9. Hannah Stogner

    Hannah Stogner

    2 dias atrás

    Oh man. Sounds a lot like being raised Mormon.

  10. Courtney Hammett

    Courtney Hammett

    2 dias atrás

    I love this set

  11. Matt Snellings

    Matt Snellings

    2 dias atrás

    Drew gooden why you change your name?

  12. alphaskull

    alphaskull

    2 dias atrás

    This dude is hilarious

  13. Michael Ortiz

    Michael Ortiz

    3 dias atrás

    Hope to see more of him!

  14. Mondaay

    Mondaay

    3 dias atrás

    why he look like what would happen if matpat from game theory and elon musk had gay sex

  15. VitrescentObelisk

    VitrescentObelisk

    3 dias atrás

    bruh they mispronounced his last name before and after he said his name correctly twice

  16. Price Rowland

    Price Rowland

    3 dias atrás

    Wow Steve-O has gone in a weird correction with his career lately

  17. steve thompson

    steve thompson

    3 dias atrás

    I keep picturing him rock-hard as a teenager!

  18. Erys

    Erys

    3 dias atrás

    Fun fact: If someone ever says that gay sex is banned because the Bible says so, you can say a few things back that completely win without flaw. Some of these you probably never knew yourself. First: It is only in the book of Levicticus, when Moses preaches to the Levites to not lay with another man as he would a woman, so you can say back "What if it only applies to the Levites? He doesn't tell anyone else this rule, only the Levites." Second: "If Gods hates gays, then what was going on with David and Jonathan? They loved each other, and God did jack shit to stop them doing so. Johnny even stripped in front of David and there was no awkwardness at all." Third: "God destroyed Sodom and that other city because of the RAPE. Not the gayness and anal sex, but because of the sexual immorality that is rape."

    • chima chibi

      chima chibi

      Dia atrás

      I think gay sex was banned for hygienic reasons. Human history has been an endless battle against plagues. Anal sex involves contact with feces which contain all sorts of bacteria, pathogens etc.. The very smell of feces is Nature telling us to stay away. No mammals shit where they eat and sleep. Why is that? Fear of diseases and death has shaped much of our mammalian instincts. I wonder why people judge human behaviours solely based on the last thirty years of human history, with all its splendid medical advances, but fifty, thirty years is not even the blink of an eye compared to our entire human history. Even looking at the last thirty years, gay men have spread the AIDS epidemic and posed a grave risk to public health. There’s a great book, Plagues and Peoples by William McNeill. You may find it interesting.

  19. rebecca ok

    rebecca ok

    3 dias atrás

    he's funny, but no one is as good as john mulaney

  20. Emil Christensen

    Emil Christensen

    3 dias atrás

    This isn't the stop sign guy >:(

  21. Hamza Aideed

    Hamza Aideed

    4 dias atrás

    No is not

  22. Hipfire Hippie

    Hipfire Hippie

    4 dias atrás

    I consider myself to be a liberal and i probably share the same views as this cringe worthy bozo. but i still had to go watch 20 mins of Bill Burr just to cleanse myself from watching this Highly Woke - Self Loathing caucasian - Vomit inducing - 200% politically correct - Kiss Ass hack. Here's a summary of the huge pile of turd which was the part i suffered through: " HI GUYS, i'm WHITE , how lame is that huh?? all white guys are evil LoL ... The other day i dragged my senile 90 year old grandmother to go shopping and he she mentioned there're lots of black people around and i was like OMFG STFU you stupid hag !! HAAHAHAHAA !!! and someone placed a pro life flyer on my windshield !!! I immediately got rid of it !!! hahahahaaha!!!!

  23. Kevin Pauly

    Kevin Pauly

    4 dias atrás

    I knew I recognized his name and voice! He’s on MST3K!

  24. Amber Kyla

    Amber Kyla

    5 dias atrás

    My boyfriend's birthday is 9/11 and my ex's birthday is 9/11 lol

  25. Avery Sanford

    Avery Sanford

    5 dias atrás

    he's awkward and I think he's trying a little too hard because he wants to do a good job, but he's pretty cute while at it. he has funny content.

  26. Sherry Zhao

    Sherry Zhao

    5 dias atrás

    Yeah. This man is willingly under the power of Satan. If the God of the Bible isn't real, then why do you talk about him so much? Sounds like you are raging against him, which is to your own destruction. "Do not be deceived: God cannot be mocked. A man reaps what he sows."

  27. Gregory Lions

    Gregory Lions

    5 dias atrás

    This is a funny mahfukka. I'm sure he'll go nowhere because he's too intelligent for the majority of knuckle draggin' mouth breathin aipac blowin usa populace. Alas. oh and his name rhymes with cunt. xD

  28. flaze3

    flaze3

    6 dias atrás

    Good material! XD

  29. Athan Phron

    Athan Phron

    6 dias atrás

    Sodomizing means buttsex, idiot

  30. Athan Phron

    Athan Phron

    6 dias atrás

    Is this funny? If it is should i go back to 2001 and laugh at this endlessly regurgitated content?

  31. Alexandre Pimentel Ferreira

    Alexandre Pimentel Ferreira

    6 dias atrás

    A little messy and nervous, but really funny, good material and great stage presence! Want to see more of you

  32. Jon Coda

    Jon Coda

    6 dias atrás

    "So there's no god and I was thinking about that the other day." -Great Transition.

  33. Sarah Springer

    Sarah Springer

    6 dias atrás

    Actually, God is not OK with homosexuality

  34. Jared D

    Jared D

    6 dias atrás

    Loved every single joke

  35. Ariq Rahman

    Ariq Rahman

    6 dias atrás

    Wtf this guy does shit like this and terrorists still wanna keep bombing buildiings?

  36. v n

    v n

    6 dias atrás

    “give it up for hampton YOUT” “hey guys i’m hampton yuh-nt” “give it up for hampton YOUT everybody:)”

  37. Tori A

    Tori A

    7 dias atrás

    So God is JK Rowling??

  38. Devonte1112

    Devonte1112

    7 dias atrás

    This was so bad and 95% wasn't even funny lol. But that's just my opinion

  39. Sara You

    Sara You

    7 dias atrás

    So there’s no god and I was thinking about that the other day, lol love it

  40. jon john

    jon john

    7 dias atrás

    Comedy Central hasn’t come out with anything funny in 8 years

  41. Sebastiano Tortonese

    Sebastiano Tortonese

    7 dias atrás

    I lost my shit at "they were just like if rednecks fucked the justice league... and people paryed to them"

  42. DaftJok3r

    DaftJok3r

    7 dias atrás

    That was highly entertaining, hope to see more from him

  43. Un-uh, peeling

    Un-uh, peeling

    8 dias atrás

    Am I the only one who thought of drew gooden?

  44. Amahl1971

    Amahl1971

    8 dias atrás

    You are one sick fuck!!!! Luv ya!

  45. Amanda Taylor

    Amanda Taylor

    8 dias atrás

    Bath Boys?!

  46. connor brankin

    connor brankin

    8 dias atrás

    This kid needs a special

  47. letthemeatwords; Leader of the Meatball Brigade

    letthemeatwords; Leader of the Meatball Brigade

    8 dias atrás

    My mom and my best friend from middle school’s birthdays are both on 9/11... so I resonated with that joke XD

  48. jack bone

    jack bone

    8 dias atrás

    its DEFINITELY bullshit...

    • jack bone

      jack bone

      8 dias atrás

      'religion', that is

  49. Katiegreatie4

    Katiegreatie4

    8 dias atrás

    Looks like Drew Gooden

  50. Alejandro Worldpeace

    Alejandro Worldpeace

    9 dias atrás

    He was fantastic. I get nervous with my passions too. All you need for your problem is a towel and nervous themed intermittent jokes. Simple

  51. toshi amiyumi

    toshi amiyumi

    9 dias atrás

    Wow I laughed at the slap stick abortion assembly line bit.. I have not laughed at comedy all week... What does this say about me?

  52. Nina

    Nina

    9 dias atrás

    Um.. this guy is awful... why are people laughing at this?

  53. Zeldalover209

    Zeldalover209

    9 dias atrás

    I swore this was Drew Goodman

  54. Michael Pondo

    Michael Pondo

    9 dias atrás

    The dame people. Who abortion. Don t want healthcare for all their hypocrits all the. Way. These are trump dipporters.

  55. Laurence

    Laurence

    9 dias atrás

    His jokes were so edgy (the pro-life crowd can get really death-threaty at times), it made _him_ nervous.

  56. Aysa H

    Aysa H

    10 dias atrás

    honestly just the beginning was enough for me to love it

  57. Jewel Harris

    Jewel Harris

    10 dias atrás

    great

  58. Umang Gupta

    Umang Gupta

    10 dias atrás

    Nice n fresh like the bread I make n everyone likes

  59. Amanda Klaus

    Amanda Klaus

    10 dias atrás

    Does anyone else think his and John mulaneys comedy style are very very similar

  60. Nyx Shadowhawk

    Nyx Shadowhawk

    10 dias atrás

    This guy brings up the Greco-Roman gods... and brings up God being okay with gay sex... but doesn't connect the two? Missed opportunity.

    • Gacha Man

      Gacha Man

      3 dias atrás

      Apollo is disappointed

  61. strawberryxsupreme

    strawberryxsupreme

    10 dias atrás

    gemini's smh

  62. Luke Ryba

    Luke Ryba

    10 dias atrás

    That was a very weird set

  63. ooDirtyMickoo

    ooDirtyMickoo

    10 dias atrás

    arent white people and japanese people like the only people who care about the environment? is that supposed to be a truism that whites inherently pollute? i get that most people dont care about the environment but if theres any race to care at all its whites.

  64. CronchCronch

    CronchCronch

    10 dias atrás

    5:50 The vein vein man joke went grossly overlooked.

  65. Ivan Abakumov

    Ivan Abakumov

    10 dias atrás

    Wow this guy could be a daily show correspondent. Sooo funnny.

  66. Adrian Carlisle

    Adrian Carlisle

    11 dias atrás

    I love the hypocrites that click dislike cus of god jokes but dont have a problem with catholic priests going balls deep into little boys 🤣 -one is a fact, one is a belief 😉😁

  67. Sami Magazine

    Sami Magazine

    11 dias atrás

    all fun in games till you throw out the antisemitism

  68. moniquelauren99

    moniquelauren99

    11 dias atrás

    so turned off from him

  69. Tim Brown

    Tim Brown

    11 dias atrás

    Could he have written even one original joke?

  70. Vick KnewZeus

    Vick KnewZeus

    11 dias atrás

    Pro abortion hey? You interested?😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  71. Kai Evans

    Kai Evans

    11 dias atrás

    Funniest part? Guy says he's from a small town...then tells me there's 6,000 people in it.

  72. atzo naftaniel

    atzo naftaniel

    11 dias atrás

    Contagious smile, love it. Handsome guy. The one you actually wish for your birthday......

  73. Little Kiwi

    Little Kiwi

    12 dias atrás

    There's 1.9K thumbs down I tend to agree with.

  74. Fire On Fire fighter

    Fire On Fire fighter

    12 dias atrás

    Greak & roman for the win let's go

  75. Emma Bourdeau

    Emma Bourdeau

    12 dias atrás

    MATT WATSON FROM SUPERMEGA????

  76. Erin Jackson

    Erin Jackson

    12 dias atrás

    Alright real talk. The Bible doesn't even say that homosexuality or masturbating is bad. I've looked (especially at etymologies) and it says nothing about that kind of stuff being bad

  77. Cordelia's Subs

    Cordelia's Subs

    12 dias atrás

    My friend was born on 9/11.

  78. Curtis Littrice

    Curtis Littrice

    12 dias atrás

    Brilliant!!!

  79. Jason King

    Jason King

    12 dias atrás

    Worst comedian ever.

  80. Stingy Steals

    Stingy Steals

    12 dias atrás

    *talks about why you shouldn’t circumcise your kids* “So anyways I would raise my kids Jewish”

  81. Vikasini Mahalingam

    Vikasini Mahalingam

    13 dias atrás

    He is truly hilarious! Give him a netflix special!!

  82. Nathalie White

    Nathalie White

    13 dias atrás

    This guy looks and sounds like my Spanish teacher

  83. River Animations

    River Animations

    13 dias atrás

    My grandfather was born on 9/11

  84. Zak Adams

    Zak Adams

    13 dias atrás

    naww its just too... pandering to typical ideas.. its not interesting to me. Its decent but really old shit

  85. John S3cr3t

    John S3cr3t

    13 dias atrás

    Cute gay

  86. JaySogga

    JaySogga

    13 dias atrás

    how is he somehow Nick Kroll and Blaine Gibson?

  87. Cupcaek

    Cupcaek

    13 dias atrás

    From 911 to having no more jokes like that then right onto “there is no God...” This man is great at deflecting his anxiety onto us by not giving us a second to adjust to what he’s saying. 0 to a 100 real quick is a great tactic if you know how to use it. People are too busy connecting everything and laughing at the same time to realize you’re building up to something else and then you suddenly take off and then you get the reaction he did. Bravo, sir. 🤣

  88. Kaddobrium

    Kaddobrium

    14 dias atrás

    It’s crow from mst3k

  89. beah

    beah

    14 dias atrás

    anybody else in the comments an old-school rob and elliot fan? c;

  90. Sydney Ward

    Sydney Ward

    14 dias atrás

    Speaking of Jewish, his voice and comedic style remind me of Adam Sandler.

  91. Will Bujas

    Will Bujas

    15 dias atrás

    This is the first thing on the internet that has actually made me laugh out loud for the first time in way too long of a time

  92. Vexx

    Vexx

    15 dias atrás

    his laugh is HELLA cute

  93. Talani M.

    Talani M.

    15 dias atrás

    I LOVE how bold and out there he was! It was hilarious!

  94. Xavier Chan

    Xavier Chan

    15 dias atrás

    Of course people who get Jesus realize he would have been fine with gay sex, as a vent for lustful desire. He wouldn’t want gay people to burn. There’s no judgement. Sexuality was made for man, not man for sexuality. I don’t think Jesus would advocate for sex at all. Naturally, false brethren won’t agree. They also want to take the privacy that Jesus gives you to steal your Christian freedom.

  95. Jack Clare

    Jack Clare

    15 dias atrás

    "it doesn't say no butt-fucking" what do you think that sodomy means, dumb dumb

  96. Jack Clare

    Jack Clare

    15 dias atrás

    what a retard

  97. Persvades

    Persvades

    15 dias atrás

    Circumcision does keep you cleaner. If you have foreskin and you precum during the day, you’ll get a fishy smelling dick. So have fun not being cut

  98. Alec104

    Alec104

    15 dias atrás

    not funny

  99. Sam

    Sam

    15 dias atrás

    Sounds like Amy Schumer with my eyes closed

  100. Semirhage666

    Semirhage666

    16 dias atrás

    Did he seriously go on an anti-circumcision rampage then say he'd like to raise his kids Jewish?

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