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Bill Burr Loves The College Admissions Scandal - CONAN on TBS

Bill Burr is tickled by the lengths that wealthy parents went to to get their "dumb" kids into college.
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Comentários

  1. juzek1958

    juzek1958

    4 horas atrás

    Bill Burr nailed it! I graduated from a very tough state university that had an open admission policy and a very high failure rate. It provided an excellent education. The problem was how the stats looked on paper. So with some marketing strategy, the board decided to raise admission standards to those of ivy league schools but dumbed down the curriculum for a higher graduation rate. This resulted in some impressive stats but with a trade-off of graduates receiving a substandard education. At least students have a "ball" while they are matriculating.

  2. lifeispain

    lifeispain

    4 horas atrás

    "NAAKED GUN!!! 1 & 2" lmfaoo

  3. Snowflake Hunter

    Snowflake Hunter

    5 horas atrás

    Much better than Jim Jeffries

  4. Coca Koala

    Coca Koala

    6 horas atrás

    0:21 best part

  5. Sarath Sunil

    Sarath Sunil

    11 horas atrás

    Just pure gold

  6. kneelz s

    kneelz s

    13 horas atrás

    Brown people work the system it's okay, white people work the system it's horrible

  7. THE king YT

    THE king YT

    16 horas atrás

    Bill burr is the goat.

  8. Dood B

    Dood B

    22 horas atrás

    Conan is simply the best at working with Burr. He obviously just gets it.

  9. theivory1

    theivory1

    23 horas atrás

    When OJ busts into that crooked meeting on the ship and the beginning of Naked Gun. That is one of the funniest scenes ever. Bear trap, wet paint, wood stove etc....etc....

  10. V42

    V42

    Dia atrás

    I’m asian and all my siblings and cousins went to ivy league schools or really good private universities except for me-i didn’t even finish college. I always get looked down on by my parents, aunts and uncles, but i’m doing fine. I lived life my way and now i own a commercial property, residential investment properties and a cafe. Plus, i am the good looking one in the family. FTW

  11. SJA

    SJA

    Dia atrás

    ...so, you went to Harvard, right? 😄

  12. Deano Newton

    Deano Newton

    Dia atrás

    Let Billy vent more Conan

  13. ZombieVikingGaming

    ZombieVikingGaming

    Dia atrás

    Nobody will mention it was nearly all Jews.

  14. Claude Murphy

    Claude Murphy

    Dia atrás

    Did an AI write this?

  15. jerrodkilla23

    jerrodkilla23

    Dia atrás

    Shitty Crowd

  16. Maryam Hamid

    Maryam Hamid

    Dia atrás

    Love bill ❤️

  17. For Youtube

    For Youtube

    Dia atrás

    I still watch OJ Simpson highlights 😂😂😂😂😂

  18. bustyodust

    bustyodust

    Dia atrás

    NAKED GUN 😂😂

    • Susana Sunshine

      Susana Sunshine

      6 horas atrás

      bustyodust 1& 2!

  19. Dogging Champion

    Dogging Champion

    Dia atrás

    The upvote ratio on this video Vs the audience reaction is a great example of how people are dishonest in front of other people and toe the PC line. Some of it could be a California crowd, but not most of the difference.

  20. Søren Jannerup

    Søren Jannerup

    Dia atrás

    He is doing a show in Denmark very soon, I can't wait for him to roast us! :D

    • Søren Jannerup

      Søren Jannerup

      2 horas atrás

      +MartyCrew haha i know!;);)

    • MartyCrew

      MartyCrew

      2 horas atrás

      Should be pretty easy :D /Best regards from Malmö

  21. Rolling Ormond

    Rolling Ormond

    Dia atrás

    OJ's hilarious in Naked Gun. Still remember seeing 33 and 1/3 a month before he killed Nicole.

    • James Chou

      James Chou

      22 horas atrás

      I thought his eldest son did the killings

    • Essam Aljaedy

      Essam Aljaedy

      Dia atrás

      The scene when he gets shot on the boat, and then just has terrible luck grabbing onto a hot furnace, getting his jacket messy on wet paint, and then falling face first onto a perfectly placed wedding cake has had me uncontrollably laughing for years.

    • Marius VanDamme

      Marius VanDamme

      Dia atrás

      And he is always being unlucky in the movies. Like "deeeeerp".

  22. Dr Jones

    Dr Jones

    Dia atrás

    This is the real joke

  23. calcmandan

    calcmandan

    Dia atrás

    A friend of my family got accolades like crazy for math in high school, wrote a book on solving the rubik's cube as a junior (early 80s), and attended MIT. He went from being a top student in the entire state of California to being a middle-of-the-pack student in college. He busted his butt for average grades in college and described how dumb he felt among his classmates. I really think it depends on the school and program of study. I have friends who worked hard to transfer to UC Berkeley from junior college. They got in on a non-competitive program and then did what they had to in order to declare the major they really wanted from a competitive department. The curriculum was so intense that cheating was rampant and an open secret. I hate knowing about it even today. One of them was a student of mine (i tutored calculus in college). She would drive to my house, pick me up, and feed me food and alcohol in between intense study sessions. She managed to get honors and didn't even write her honors thesis, but paid a grad student to do it for her. To this day, whenever she attempts to invoke the logical fallacy of authority (well I went to Berkeley) during our political debates, i counter about her open cheating and admitted shortcuts throughout her college career.

  24. Lee Smoove

    Lee Smoove

    Dia atrás

    Conan said he doesn't feel as if Harvard's cirriculum isn't as tough as lower level colleges

    • double dollarman

      double dollarman

      14 horas atrás

      It isn't... Unless you pick something obscure like Social Science...what's different about hard math and quantitative science? As opposed to a Community College? It's all the same formulas and algorithms in the book. Some professors might have a better grasp on a particular chapter or have a better way of explaining the nuances of a certain topic, but it's all on you to understand whats presented. If you put in the time... you'll understand everything.

  25. Apoptosis.Pending

    Apoptosis.Pending

    Dia atrás

    The hardest part of getting into Harvard is knowing someone who went their and had an 'in'

  26. tenofivelips

    tenofivelips

    2 dias atrás

    Two gingers from Massachusetts, what could be better.

  27. WDeeGee1

    WDeeGee1

    2 dias atrás

    Since it's fashionable now to have stand up acts in politics, Bill should run against Trump in 2020. There's gonna be a lot of one-liners coming out of that one!

  28. 135million

    135million

    2 dias atrás

    Will someone get Conan a taller chair, Christ the man's legs deserve better than this

  29. multi io

    multi io

    2 dias atrás

    I didn't even know OJ Simpson was once a football player.

  30. Ottobot

    Ottobot

    3 dias atrás

    OJ was actually funny in Naked Gun lol

  31. G V

    G V

    3 dias atrás

    I feel like Conan has Bill Burr on just to express how he himself feels since he knows he’s in a job that has to appear neutral.

    • MIKE LARSON

      MIKE LARSON

      6 horas atrás

      Yup

    • Marius VanDamme

      Marius VanDamme

      Dia atrás

      Haha I feel that to

  32. wright vcx

    wright vcx

    3 dias atrás

    His father, Thomas Francis O'Brien, is a physician, epidemiologist, and professor of medicine at Harvard Medical School.

  33. Steve Holmes

    Steve Holmes

    4 dias atrás

    I didn't go to college or university you could say i went to the school of life and doing fine thank you lol

  34. donald johnson

    donald johnson

    4 dias atrás

    The part about acceptance being difficult, is true for some of the schools. But the schools with lower acceptance rates have higher graduation rates. Schools like my public college that accept over 70% of applicants, have terrible graduation rates. I don't know what the reasons are - perhaps because it is so expensive to go to USC, UCLA, Harvard, Stanford, that people are unlikely to quit. Or maybe it is good to not accept everyone, so that they don't waste their own time and money like they did at my kinder college. But there is a lot of data out there, that will challenge everyone's own biases about college. The only truth I was given about college attendance, was when the dean told everyone to look to the person on your left, then the person on your right, and said "those 2 people will not be here anymore by the end of the first year". That was true for my school, but doesn't appear to be true for the more selective universities.

  35. Jararu

    Jararu

    4 dias atrás

    Let’s not forget that Conan’s dad was one of Harvard’s top professors when he got in. :^)

  36. ServiceInstaller

    ServiceInstaller

    4 dias atrás

    Bill is slaying. Even funnier, that audience is terrified to laugh at anything even remotely non-pc.

    • ServiceInstaller

      ServiceInstaller

      7 horas atrás

      +hrovat97 If you don't see it, you're being dishonest with yourself and probably are one of those people afraid to laugh. You could hear a pin drop during that OJ bit.

    • Eamon Manning

      Eamon Manning

      Dia atrás

      +hrovat97 he's trying to make some narrative out of his own imagination

    • hrovat97

      hrovat97

      Dia atrás

      ServiceInstaller I mean they were laughing so I don’t get your point

  37. Николай Носков

    Николай Носков

    5 dias atrás

    solid 6 minutes..

  38. Timothy Lee

    Timothy Lee

    5 dias atrás

    I wish they'd just release the whole thing as one video

  39. de chenmo

    de chenmo

    6 dias atrás

    This is so true. Unnecessary barriers set for candidates have been played out for too long not only in college, but anywhere else. It's justifiable only before it's turned into a prop for a sheer image of "prestige." Once you are in, you are fine!

  40. ansiaaa

    ansiaaa

    6 dias atrás

    naked gun! yes!!!!

  41. Illusive ED

    Illusive ED

    6 dias atrás

    We need more bill burr interviews

  42. LALI 1080

    LALI 1080

    6 dias atrás

    And I love this guy. 😂😂

  43. Andrew Dussault

    Andrew Dussault

    6 dias atrás

    Conan saying Harvard was as easy as any other college. Meanwhile students at UC Berkeley's College of Engineering are struggling to stay afloat. I'm pretty sure all this talk of "college is just an expensive babysitting service" doesn't really factor in the science and engineering degrees.

  44. SAN FRAN 415

    SAN FRAN 415

    6 dias atrás

    Thanks, BR-channel. For recommending this to me. Bill & Conan ftw

  45. jason lu

    jason lu

    6 dias atrás

    naked gun was awesome rip leslie nielsen

  46. Mike

    Mike

    6 dias atrás

    who's the bald guy with no empathy trying to tell jokes

  47. joerepoman1

    joerepoman1

    7 dias atrás

    Bill Burr is awesome!!!! Conan is a moron. All late night shows are garbage now.

  48. melvina628

    melvina628

    7 dias atrás

    They just kept cheating once they started their classes. He was acquitted. He was never "that".

  49. Jeremy Marsh

    Jeremy Marsh

    7 dias atrás

    Bill Burr, Black man trapped in a White man's body. Bill Burr is a Vanilla Oreo.

  50. Per AHF Hvarnes

    Per AHF Hvarnes

    7 dias atrás

    "Naked gun! One and two!" yeah, I guess someone remembers those better 😂

  51. Handsome White Devil

    Handsome White Devil

    7 dias atrás

    Cant help but love ole billy ballbags

  52. Mia Parveen

    Mia Parveen

    7 dias atrás

    When he bought up oj Simpson I simultaneously facepalmed and laughed 😂😂 you gotta love bill

    • Doubleplusgood

      Doubleplusgood

      4 dias atrás

      Don't take this the wrong way but *brought.

  53. Iomp Lardly

    Iomp Lardly

    7 dias atrás

    Who is he

  54. Daniel Caldwell

    Daniel Caldwell

    7 dias atrás

    Naked Gun...1 and 2 😂😂

  55. V D

    V D

    7 dias atrás

    Haha, Bill is the best!

  56. Harangue Meringue

    Harangue Meringue

    7 dias atrás

    My like is solely for Bill Burr. He’s hilarious. 😂❤️

  57. Joe Joe

    Joe Joe

    8 dias atrás

    Elite universities are about the same as state schools but nobody really compares them.

  58. SLIP NORRIS

    SLIP NORRIS

    8 dias atrás

    He went to Haaaaaavvvvuuuud

  59. TruDragon88

    TruDragon88

    8 dias atrás

    Bill and Conan are great together . Arid y’all see bill and Colbert ? Omg that was horrible

  60. Earl Chaney

    Earl Chaney

    8 dias atrás

    That scandal was hilarious. Is it ANY scandal they want? , , , No. 💥😂 they just want to pick the scandals. You can't do that dumbasses. When a sitting president has been spied on, what does it matter that a mom lied about a kid play lacrosse. And we're all like " yeah yeah great, now what about the spying on our president and why are they trying to suppress that?"

  61. KJ Carson

    KJ Carson

    8 dias atrás

    I still watch OJ Simpson highlights. 🤣 Burr is savage.

  62. Yovani Galindo

    Yovani Galindo

    8 dias atrás

    F***! He's right.

  63. 2Cool Podcast

    2Cool Podcast

    8 dias atrás

    What bill didn’t mention was that these kids only stay in school bc they pay people off to pass them

  64. g a

    g a

    8 dias atrás

    I know he’s being funny but as usual red-pilled Bill lays down some brilliant insight.

  65. Vice TOLUCT

    Vice TOLUCT

    8 dias atrás

    Coco is for spysassins ONLY!

  66. Mariam Ghattas

    Mariam Ghattas

    8 dias atrás

    @ +'

  67. Patron

    Patron

    8 dias atrás

    Conan one of the best interviewers. Bill one of the best people to interview. They should 100% have their own show. It’d be one of the best shows on television!

  68. MrBlitzkriegman

    MrBlitzkriegman

    8 dias atrás

    Oh, like a double homicide (com’on, you know he did it) doesn’t trump winning the Heisman trophy.

    • Der Pferdehuführer

      Der Pferdehuführer

      7 dias atrás

      How many people can do the first, and how many people can do the second? I rest my case.

  69. RedLightning17

    RedLightning17

    8 dias atrás

    I think this is the first time I've ever wholly disagreed with a controversial Bill Burr take. If you're a murderer, then you rightfully should be defined as such the rest of your life

    • Der Pferdehuführer

      Der Pferdehuführer

      7 dias atrás

      You'd think so, but apparently it's easily forgiven/forgettable when you do it in uniform.

  70. Chris Parker

    Chris Parker

    8 dias atrás

    Bill burr is such a drunk

  71. TSgitaar

    TSgitaar

    8 dias atrás

    These guys have chemistry, they are totally on the same page. Bill just put into words what Conan is really thinking but can't say.

  72. Ed Ed

    Ed Ed

    8 dias atrás

    Someone really ought to tell Conan that his hair looks ridiculous.

  73. Slim Schady

    Slim Schady

    8 dias atrás

    Bill Burr should run the country for th next 100 years

  74. Rusty Shackleford

    Rusty Shackleford

    8 dias atrás

    Bill Burr is the man.

  75. pisciarihead

    pisciarihead

    8 dias atrás

    WHY YOU GOING TO INDIANAPOLIS, BILL?

  76. OneBagTravel

    OneBagTravel

    8 dias atrás

    Bill thrives on making the audience uncomfortable. Especially when he’s playing to a milquetoast crowd.

  77. pissinginthemainstream

    pissinginthemainstream

    8 dias atrás

    "I would be adding stuff on NAKED GUN!" Lmfao

  78. Jared Haas

    Jared Haas

    8 dias atrás

    Bill has a way of speaking obvious truths in a way that makes you simultaneously nod and cringe.

  79. ibieiniid

    ibieiniid

    8 dias atrás

    "I still watch OJ Simpson highlights." I straight up thought he meant from the trial.

    • Go Reds

      Go Reds

      5 dias atrás

      The chase in the white Bronco came to mind.

  80. ibieiniid

    ibieiniid

    8 dias atrás

    "But you're smiling so much just thinking about it." Bill Burr's worldview explained in 9 words.

  81. Lincoln Lloyd Redley

    Lincoln Lloyd Redley

    8 dias atrás

    Sounds a bit like absolution. 🤔 Say, wE really aRe complex, this from one who echoes calls for reduction of planetarians to that certain fixed resource friendly number? 😳

  82. VM

    VM

    8 dias atrás

    Conan, please consider dropping the full interviews you do onto BR-channel. It'll be win-win for everyone. We get to see our beloved guest, and you guys get to put double ads on the same content! Because people WILL watch the full interview as well as the shorter clips. Please just give it some consideration. Also, can't get enough of ol' freckles combined with Coco, they make a very dynamic duo!

  83. Nicholas Glowka

    Nicholas Glowka

    8 dias atrás

    Guy Fiere here! Welcome to another episode of Diners, Drive-Ins, and Dives!

  84. Michael Woodall

    Michael Woodall

    8 dias atrás

    Where I went to college is incredible difficult to get it, but an even more difficult curriculum, at least in my field (chemistry).

    • Michael Woodall

      Michael Woodall

      6 dias atrás

      +neosapiens I don't. I didn't say that. I was saying that not all schools difficult to get into have easy curricula.

    • neosapiens

      neosapiens

      6 dias atrás

      And how we do you know that a chem degree from one of the top 300 universities in the world would be any easier? Did you study at more than one place?

  85. Jebu911

    Jebu911

    8 dias atrás

    I always thought that it was the standard in usa that if you are rich you got to better schools guess i was right anyway.

  86. Nicholas Takács

    Nicholas Takács

    8 dias atrás

    That set doesn't work.

  87. barfyman362

    barfyman362

    8 dias atrás

    Conan's a great guy, the kinda guy that would tip more than the bill and then not claim it on his tax returns.

  88. ced12

    ced12

    8 dias atrás

    Harvard is not hard. It just looks good on a/your resume

    • Doctor Smith

      Doctor Smith

      5 dias atrás

      George W Bush is both a Yale and Harvard graduate. That speaks volumes

  89. Tyrone Shelton

    Tyrone Shelton

    8 dias atrás

    You gotta love Bill Burr. He gets better the older he gets lol. I swear me and him think just a like

  90. moakley

    moakley

    9 dias atrás

    Say curriculum in your mind then say it out loud

  91. spongebobmx

    spongebobmx

    9 dias atrás

    I still watch oj Simpson highlights. Perfect landing

  92. Robert 97

    Robert 97

    9 dias atrás

    College is such a rip

  93. M. Talk

    M. Talk

    9 dias atrás

    God that transition was Gold

  94. Mack69

    Mack69

    9 dias atrás

    what about the dumb ball players that got into college that can't pass the entry exam the rich payed for them, we all know it but people turn their heads.

  95. bob smith

    bob smith

    9 dias atrás

    OJ is a top 5 runningback of all time tho...

  96. Youa Numbah Oneah Racist

    Youa Numbah Oneah Racist

    9 dias atrás

    Naked Gun 1,2 AND 3. 3 was 3 months before his trial, though.

  97. Snake Pliskin

    Snake Pliskin

    9 dias atrás

    So refreshing to watch new burr

  98. Michael Weston

    Michael Weston

    9 dias atrás

    [me shouting from the parking lot] "NAKED GUN TWOOOO!!!!!!"

  99. The Hurricane

    The Hurricane

    9 dias atrás

    OJ didn't kill his ex wife. His son did. Thats why he got off. He was innocent.

    • Edward Terry

      Edward Terry

      6 dias atrás

      He got off because the idiots on the jury couldn't comprehend DNA.

  100. fenhen

    fenhen

    9 dias atrás

    “What do you that of the admissions scandal?” “Well, here’s what I think about OJ Simpson.”

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