Carrot Top - Losing Your Props in a Fire - This Is Not Happening

Carrot Top’s act goes up in smoke after the comedy club that’s storing his props burns down. (Contains strong language.)
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  1. DaPinkBublé


    3 horas atrás

    the host sucks. the opening bit sucks... damn

  2. Bang Big

    Bang Big

    3 horas atrás

    that was so unfunny

  3. Jonathan Brunner

    Jonathan Brunner

    10 horas atrás

    Can you imagine getting a botched plastic surgery on your face? Having to live like that the rest of your life?

  4. Chris straubel

    Chris straubel

    11 horas atrás

    this dude sux

  5. Rachel L

    Rachel L

    15 horas atrás


  6. M Musashi

    M Musashi

    15 horas atrás

    he looks so strange: too much plastic surgery

  7. The Don

    The Don

    16 horas atrás

    hahahha im a fukn be on tonight..fuk LOL

  8. Keith Barron

    Keith Barron

    17 horas atrás

    Honestly, he became such a spectacle due to this body building that people forgot how funny he was. This (with almost no props) was a great, funny show. Now I want to see him live.

  9. Carlton Harris

    Carlton Harris

    18 horas atrás

    If you found this funny please reply as to why.....

  10. Nick Hebb

    Nick Hebb

    22 horas atrás

    I saw him live like when I was like 16, my mom took me. All because I have un-ironically enjoyed Chairman of the Board since I was a kid. It was such a great show, I would love to go see him again.

  11. siliconsoulman


    Dia atrás

    Can't focus on what he is saying, i'm too focused on how strange he looks.

  12. Miku Pewdie

    Miku Pewdie

    Dia atrás

    I was obsessed with his acts for ten seconds when I was little, I didn’t really see that much of his stuff after his surgery.. But I’m glad to see him live and well and still funny.

  13. MinoritiesRlazy


    2 dias atrás

    14% of the population commits 50% of the crime

  14. Ask MiName

    Ask MiName

    2 dias atrás

    if this guy can make it in Hollywood, i believe anyone can. Honestly no disrespect, but, i feel like that saying " someones gotta do it" applies to all occupations, even comedy.So follow your dreams children, and if you don't. then just do heroin.

  15. Tech Stuf

    Tech Stuf

    2 dias atrás

    Fast forward a few years..... Just when you thought it was safe to hit the pub on St. Paddy's day...

  16. North Fresh

    North Fresh

    2 dias atrás

    dude looks batshit crazy WOW lol

  17. Oscar Castellanos

    Oscar Castellanos

    3 dias atrás

    Dang, who is the hot girl sitting at the bar?

  18. Rücklicht


    3 dias atrás

    WTF he looks rather normal again. Did the botox wear of or what?

  19. Matti Ace

    Matti Ace

    3 dias atrás

    Carrot Top looks like a demon-possessed cowardly lion.

  20. E A

    E A

    3 dias atrás

    Plastic Carrot story time

  21. HaikatrineKat


    3 dias atrás

    Holy fuck I remember that episode of The Tonight Show. I was upset.

  22. The- potato-warrior

    The- potato-warrior

    3 dias atrás

    Lookin rough ginger boy

  23. Steven Thomas

    Steven Thomas

    3 dias atrás

    I have seen him at least 10 times in Vegas . Love it . I work at a place where he use to frequent. I can't say enough nice things about him. Super nice and down to earth .

  24. stuckinstuff 1

    stuckinstuff 1

    3 dias atrás

    Hes alright. He needs to work on his timing and throw in more story related jokes. But for his first time it was really good.

  25. #Bam_B!no #

    #Bam_B!no #

    3 dias atrás

    Mudflap and jimbo in the morning?!💀💀😂😂😂

  26. T U R K - 1 8 2

    T U R K - 1 8 2

    3 dias atrás

    Don't know why I thought I disliked this guy, don't judge a book by it's cover

  27. FightWorldSlavery


    3 dias atrás

    is he taking part in some challenge about not brushing your hair for a year.

  28. NorthDakotaBeast


    4 dias atrás

    Great story, although I couldn't shake the thought of Carrot Top being a Faun like in Narnia. LUL

  29. B K

    B K

    4 dias atrás

    First time ever watching Carrot Top, and it's without props.

  30. skull sniper 34

    skull sniper 34

    4 dias atrás

    He is literally the ugliest motherfucker on the planet. Fucking red haired nut sack. Carrot top eat a bag of dicks

  31. Bob Taint

    Bob Taint

    4 dias atrás

    If Blanka from Street Fighter and Axel Rose had a love child then it would look like Carrot Top in this video.

  32. GVNG Records

    GVNG Records

    4 dias atrás

    funny how this man looks like a woman

  33. Mark Magill

    Mark Magill

    4 dias atrás

    I actually enjoyed Carrot Top without the Props...

  34. Juicy Kruglolitsyy

    Juicy Kruglolitsyy

    4 dias atrás

    he has that "famous" look...

  35. Tim Sacco6g

    Tim Sacco6g

    4 dias atrás

    Saw him in the 80s at a small comedy club in West Palm Beach Florida he was f****** hilarious

  36. cledesma135


    4 dias atrás

    Shawn White is a funny dude

  37. Crazy Joker

    Crazy Joker

    4 dias atrás

    You'll float, too.

  38. Bhalgrum Tahnuehuk

    Bhalgrum Tahnuehuk

    4 dias atrás

    Anyone else here ever smoke weed with carrot top at the gallery crawl in charlotte nc back in the mid 90's? I didnt realize he lived there, but that explains why i kept running into him lol

  39. THX 1138

    THX 1138

    4 dias atrás

    What is that?

  40. SouthernKudzu


    5 dias atrás

    He looks like the Cowardly Lion from Wizard of Oz.

    • IGStephens


      3 dias atrás

      Looks like he could play in Cats on Broadway.

    • Dang Lin-Wang

      Dang Lin-Wang

      4 dias atrás


  41. Vielthic


    5 dias atrás

    Props to CT for never giving up. I went to ECU that year and got drunk with him at Sub Station, he was a Dbag back then. GL man ...

  42. Magic Blueberries

    Magic Blueberries

    5 dias atrás

    I don't know what's up with the like ratio, but this wasn't stand up comedy as much as a trip down memory lane

  43. Daniel Avital

    Daniel Avital

    5 dias atrás

    He's actually pretty funny! All I've ever heard is people slating him. Respect man!

  44. Tyler the guitarist

    Tyler the guitarist

    5 dias atrás

    What is he?

  45. R. A.

    R. A.

    5 dias atrás

    He was so much better when he didn't swear

  46. Charles Goss

    Charles Goss

    5 dias atrás

    This is what Theo Von looks like when he doesn't do his hair.

  47. Robert Gaines

    Robert Gaines

    5 dias atrás

    Listen carefully at the 7:30 mark. That is canned laughter they added in post production.

  48. Joy Gill

    Joy Gill

    5 dias atrás

    I love horror movies...oh wait. Nevermind......

  49. Dan and Lilly’s Beard Product Reviews

    Dan and Lilly’s Beard Product Reviews

    5 dias atrás

    Has anyone ever looked into how many people this dudes raped and killed? Even the way he says his jeans just screams “like a mime who rapes, ill perform unspeakable acts on you” I’ll give him props on doing a bit without props, but Jesus he gets weirder and weirder

  50. Damon Benner

    Damon Benner

    5 dias atrás

    Am i the only one who thinks carrot top an vanilla ice look related......

  51. APStephens


    5 dias atrás

    has he been drinking giant's milk?

  52. Harry Nutsac

    Harry Nutsac

    6 dias atrás

    Without the usual Insane amount of make up, He looks fairly normal, just red, lol. God Bless him, he looks great for his age.

  53. Momore Alade

    Momore Alade

    6 dias atrás

    He’s real🤭?!?

  54. MrJMO78


    6 dias atrás

    Never been a fan, nothing's changed after story time...

  55. Dark7Angel


    6 dias atrás

    Reading all the comments while watching this extremely long tale had me believe it had a funny ending... This wasn't funny at any point during this video. The funniest part was the commercial intro at the beginning!!!

  56. AngelEyes


    6 dias atrás

    How droll. This guy is a comedian??? Really??

    • Infinite Sentient

      Infinite Sentient

      4 dias atrás

      Yea....Vegas will just give anybody a full time gig. Back under your bridge you swine!!!!!

  57. S Brayer

    S Brayer

    6 dias atrás

    I was expecting something stupid buuut... You are a great story teller, I really enjoyed this video.

  58. Scott Wengel

    Scott Wengel

    6 dias atrás

    yeah, he should stick to props so he can go back to being simply bad instead of terrible

  59. Ernesto Guillen

    Ernesto Guillen

    7 dias atrás

    Carrot top always makes me laugh with joy funny props hand made low buget but big heart

  60. ACG Medical

    ACG Medical

    7 dias atrás

    I always thought, what a weird fuck. But my parents met him in Vegas after a show and said he was a really really nice guy and was kind to them. So fuck what I thought.

  61. EaST CoAsT MaCHete

    EaST CoAsT MaCHete

    7 dias atrás

    Remember when carrot top looked like a slim jim.😂

  62. Darrick Meadows

    Darrick Meadows

    7 dias atrás

    🚽👄 a Carrot Top there's two props for you put together.

  63. Pirate Jack

    Pirate Jack

    7 dias atrás

    He’s not very good without his props

  64. SS productions

    SS productions

    7 dias atrás

    debatably the ugliest person of all mankind.

  65. Ana Abendroth

    Ana Abendroth

    7 dias atrás

    How is it that he got good looking??... seriously, I thought back to Carrot Top in the "old days" and he wasn't a hot ticket - funny, but not hot... and now, holy shit, he must be doing something right, or maybe I doubled on my damn meds again...

  66. River Song

    River Song

    8 dias atrás

    Who else skips the intros?

  67. nicomas2471


    8 dias atrás

    He's better like this then with the props, either that or it's just been so long since i haven't heard pure hatred spewing outta a comic's mouth that makes him seem more funny then he ever was.

  68. Grant C

    Grant C

    8 dias atrás

    Should've never had plastic surgery

  69. Hardlywinning101


    8 dias atrás

    He looks like a real life “ Thundercat “

  70. Gunde Svan

    Gunde Svan

    9 dias atrás

    I've known who carrot top is my entire life but I've never heard his voice, lmao

    • Ethan Kranes

      Ethan Kranes

      5 dias atrás

      Same! I was just thinking that same thing

  71. Sean Tonnemacher

    Sean Tonnemacher

    10 dias atrás

    He must be tired of that hair

  72. Rodney Brown

    Rodney Brown

    10 dias atrás

    That was so amazingly NOT FUNNY.

  73. Tommy Pickren

    Tommy Pickren

    11 dias atrás

    This is why heroin is bad!!!!

  74. Partre Edmonds

    Partre Edmonds

    11 dias atrás

    Much love and respect to you carrot top!

  75. Bacon Grease

    Bacon Grease

    12 dias atrás

    He’s actually funny! Heard of him never heard him.

  76. Quinton Garcia

    Quinton Garcia

    13 dias atrás

    I fucking love you Carrot Top!!! :D

  77. Rainy Island

    Rainy Island

    13 dias atrás

    I don't get all the hate for Carrot Top. He's an alright dude.

  78. XXAbbott


    15 dias atrás

    He's 54 but dresses like a stoned high schooler lmao.

  79. Ian Sullivan

    Ian Sullivan

    17 dias atrás

    Damn! Who knew Dave Mustaine was so funny?

  80. Aaron Smith

    Aaron Smith

    17 dias atrás

    Aww, Carrot Top just seems like a cool, sweet, earnest guy.

  81. DragonOfTheSkies


    18 dias atrás

    I’ve been to that comedy club so many times and never knew the whole story behind the burned up Carrot Top shirt on the wall. Now I do!

  82. Eladio Mora

    Eladio Mora

    19 dias atrás

    Be sure to read honest and real reviews of Carrot Top on my blog before you buy. Go to gohonestreviews. com/carrot-top-review/ Thanks, Butch.

  83. Nitro GamePlay

    Nitro GamePlay

    19 dias atrás

    That's pretty funny stuff. I'd lick to see him do more and get better at it. Sure he's more of a hands on type guy, but when he tries, he can be a pretty competent Stand Up Comedian.

  84. cepellina


    19 dias atrás

    The kid who didn't understand the assignment

  85. MONKeEeY NSF


    20 dias atrás

    Love CT 😁💜

  86. Shea Zero

    Shea Zero

    21 dia atrás

    Damn hes scary looking

  87. Robert Craig

    Robert Craig

    21 dia atrás

    This guy..

  88. Jairo Melendez

    Jairo Melendez

    21 dia atrás

    This intro is heavy

  89. Elyk Regna

    Elyk Regna

    21 dia atrás

    How much creepier would he look bald

  90. gaz riley

    gaz riley

    22 dias atrás

    carrot top is hilarious love the guy

  91. Mr. Yonny

    Mr. Yonny

    22 dias atrás

    Axl Rose is aging badly 🤔😁😂🤘

  92. King 595

    King 595

    22 dias atrás

    He wasnt lying about being nervouse....the ground is his best friend

  93. jigglymig TheMighty

    jigglymig TheMighty

    23 dias atrás

    I think he has a lot of potential in doing something kind of like dave chapelle or key and peele... Videos + some good lines, and throw in some props here or there. I think it might be time for him to evolve more as a comic because this performance was really well done and he is a likable guy

  94. Jesse Ellis

    Jesse Ellis

    23 dias atrás

    6 dildos a rubber chicken and a tennis racket. It'll be funny

  95. Jesse Ellis

    Jesse Ellis

    23 dias atrás

    Where are my people?!😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

  96. Captain Sarcasm

    Captain Sarcasm

    25 dias atrás

    Stick to the props.

  97. Roland Deschain

    Roland Deschain

    25 dias atrás

    That was fucking great. NOTHING can imitate LIFE.

  98. 187 Mr.Green13

    187 Mr.Green13

    26 dias atrás

    I've always liked Carrot Top. Props or not but the guy is always funny.

  99. nick turner

    nick turner

    29 dias atrás

    Great story!

  100. dynarider 86

    dynarider 86

    Mês atrás

    This is why you dont do hard drugs kids, and steroids. Look at how fucking ridiculous he

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