Chelsea Peretti - Talking During Sex

Chelsea Peretti on people judging her attractiveness level, appropriate sounds to make during sex, and vegan diets. Chelsea Peretti stand up from the Just For Laughs Festival in 2010.
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Comentários

  1. TCt83067695

    TCt83067695

    4 horas atrás

    it was okay before the dig at vegans

  2. james sanders

    james sanders

    14 horas atrás

    Fucking Gina

  3. bryce pappas

    bryce pappas

    16 horas atrás

    This girl would be a dime if she got a nose job.

  4. John Parks

    John Parks

    2 dias atrás

    She's not funny

  5. Mike Story

    Mike Story

    4 dias atrás

    Didn't see used to date Jim Norton?

  6. Scott Meckley

    Scott Meckley

    4 dias atrás

    Cum-phobia lol

  7. SpunkJug

    SpunkJug

    5 dias atrás

    The prop comic is the lowest form of comic. Speaking of prop comics, Carrot Top is looking very manly in 2019. Keep up the good work buddy!

  8. Professor Jameson

    Professor Jameson

    6 dias atrás

    My wife likes to talk to me when she's having sex. I wish she'd knock it off, our phone bills are killing me.

  9. Professor Jameson

    Professor Jameson

    6 dias atrás

    And another man-hating feminist. Funny as leprosy.

  10. TheErikmj

    TheErikmj

    8 dias atrás

    That was great thanks!

  11. Nelson Lugo

    Nelson Lugo

    9 dias atrás

    a-level = hot. don't change your outfit

  12. Tricia Kelly

    Tricia Kelly

    11 dias atrás

    Chelsea is and will always be the best character on B99. They should have never let her go. The show is not the same and I believe her humor is spot on. I can't even enjoy watching it without her. She is also one of my favorite comedians.

  13. JonesingJalopies

    JonesingJalopies

    11 dias atrás

    :40 ...what to wear to draw someone to me...exactly what your wearing! Gorgeous!

  14. Kiki C

    Kiki C

    12 dias atrás

    I cannot believe I didn't know she did stand up 🙊🤓 This is awesome, I can't wait to check out a ton of her stuff!

  15. Ty Cobb

    Ty Cobb

    15 dias atrás

    "judging your attractiveness level"??!! yeah it's at ***I wanna hit that*** level

  16. Smitten Kitten

    Smitten Kitten

    16 dias atrás

    She's funny!

  17. jhon hall

    jhon hall

    17 dias atrás

    Barbara Streisand's funny little sister.

  18. movader

    movader

    20 dias atrás

    love you chelsea, i think ur smokin hot

  19. Sig Shooter

    Sig Shooter

    21 dia atrás

    Not frustrating I think she's hot

  20. Zara Evander

    Zara Evander

    21 dia atrás

    One of my favs.

  21. julia061174

    julia061174

    23 dias atrás

    Wasn't joke about male fear of being ridiculed in new Amy Shumer special?

  22. Always Flying

    Always Flying

    23 dias atrás

    I think she's hot. I would be inside her no problems. And funny AF

  23. Sentinalof Yourmom

    Sentinalof Yourmom

    26 dias atrás

    Shes actually od cute. I dont see the need to try hard, but everyone is very shallow nowadays so yeah..

  24. anna dela prochnow

    anna dela prochnow

    26 dias atrás

    I dont think she gets what veganism is about but she s still funny :)

    • Dale Kelly

      Dale Kelly

      15 dias atrás

      No one does.

  25. amberschannel

    amberschannel

    27 dias atrás

    That recording somehow reminded me of the old Johnny Bravo cartoon...anyone else? OH MAMA!

  26. itre bebag99

    itre bebag99

    27 dias atrás

    Another female “comedian”.

  27. Silver Bluggoe

    Silver Bluggoe

    28 dias atrás

    It's sad her recording was funnier than her entire set.

  28. Sad Toast

    Sad Toast

    28 dias atrás

    See fat girl: Prolly good at giving head

  29. slipknot95maggot

    slipknot95maggot

    28 dias atrás

    That's pretty cool that your joke near the end there demonstrates an implicit understanding that cows and bees get paid for their work where you're from. Super cool of you to use an example which is so obviously on equal footing. And super cool of you to have a farm where you pay your bees and cows. Super progressive of you, Chelsea And what a clear and logical progression demonstrating a clear understanding of - you know - what you just said. You've brought such a unique and funny perspective to - this dumb thought that a ten year old might be uneducated enough to have..................... Ooh my lawd. You know some people have to pick fruits and veggies and get paid for it? What a boring unfulfilling job, ya know, picking fruits and veggies, something entirely necessary and super easy minus the hot sun. It's so totally equal to having somebody force impregnation and then steal away your baby all in a bid to make you lactate and further be able to say 'well she's lactating anyway, what's the problem' - 'cuz you impregnated her.... And then stole away her baby so her breast milk would be up for grabs. 'Cuz ya know... That's how mammals function biologically. That's so totally equal to taking a keystone species (which means they play a crucial role in their biome........) that's on the brink of collapse because of our shitty ignorant destructive actions and setting up some weird captivity cycle where they become more and more detached from their environment, have things provided for them thus chipping away at their ability to do it for themselves and in general removing the need for them to travel and bring their services to the local wildflowers and tree blossoms, further reducing the reproductive capabilities of the local flora which of course leads to less and less flora biomass every year damaging widespread species, habitats and even our oxygen quality at a time when we're pumping ever more crap into our air But you know... I know you know all that. I mean c'mon on. Some people who pick fruits and veggies don't get paid very much. Those poor souls... That's what we should really be focusing on right now, at a time when our global biomass is dying As long as you know what shirt to wear to totally not lure me in

    • Tabitha Davidson

      Tabitha Davidson

      25 dias atrás

      calm ur tits

  30. Rebecca Grabarchuk

    Rebecca Grabarchuk

    Mês atrás

    I know I'm being a vegan stereotype with this comment, but I just want to point out that everyone eats vegetables, not just vegans (not to mention that livestock eat plants too). Veganism cannot be 100% ethical, but it certainly does reduce the amount of suffering that goes into food production. And the issue isn't really "animal labor," but rather that most milk and eggs in the US comes from factory farms, where animals live in miserable conditions and are ultimately killed when they're no longer profitable.

  31. Breakthrough Vegan

    Breakthrough Vegan

    Mês atrás

    The immigrants are typically paid for they're efforts while the animals are killed.

  32. Hector Castillo

    Hector Castillo

    Mês atrás

    Itowards the end there she was deacribing bert kreicher

  33. Mason Brandon35

    Mason Brandon35

    Mês atrás

    Jordan Peele's wife👌

  34. Emmanuel Mondesir

    Emmanuel Mondesir

    Mês atrás

    Was she having sex with Freud or something?

  35. Eve Woehrling

    Eve Woehrling

    Mês atrás

    I love her nose!! Big nose appreciation for life!!!

  36. Ritwik Sarker

    Ritwik Sarker

    Mês atrás

    O.O She had sex with Mike Pence? O.o Breaking news! -_-'

  37. Hugo Staton

    Hugo Staton

    Mês atrás

    Need help? Visit us at drsusanblockcom

  38. Adhley Severeyns

    Adhley Severeyns

    Mês atrás

    Where else do I know this chick from???

  39. Sam

    Sam

    Mês atrás

    I thought she would be funny because of Brooklyn 99 but she's not funny.

  40. Xavier Chan

    Xavier Chan

    Mês atrás

    Aww.

  41. Casper Christensen

    Casper Christensen

    Mês atrás

    When she makes voices she sounds like Sarah Silverman.

  42. Iazzaboyce

    Iazzaboyce

    Mês atrás

    She looks young considering her son sounded around twenty..

  43. Greg Carlson

    Greg Carlson

    Mês atrás

    Fat chicks are like unemployed men. She compared it wrong.

  44. davidghadimi1

    davidghadimi1

    Mês atrás

    (I am saving time by copying and pasting my comment from another 100+ clips) awwwww fuckkkkkkkkk you fucking comedian women..... MOVE THE FUCK ON AWAY FROM DATING, GAY/LESBIAN/FEMINIST JOKES..... Get your heads out of the gutters of dick and pussy and BF GF, 90's are over

  45. Rick Borja

    Rick Borja

    Mês atrás

    LOVE her! She's so FUNNY😆!!

  46. Anne Nielsen

    Anne Nielsen

    Mês atrás

    She looks like baby.. -Nobody puts baby in a corner... 😉

  47. avenger

    avenger

    Mês atrás

    Women aren't funny...

  48. Divya Kurdia

    Divya Kurdia

    Mês atrás

    I love Gina, period.

  49. Nyah Ewan

    Nyah Ewan

    Mês atrás

    The human 💯

  50. Little Myfee

    Little Myfee

    Mês atrás

    3:56 just imagine this being a little more digital and just IMAGINE you don’t understand the language and am i the only one or IS SHE LOW-KEY HIGH-KEY A SIMS4 CHARACTER HERE *u can’t tell me otherwise*

  51. Tyson Yazaki

    Tyson Yazaki

    Mês atrás

    I think the guy having sex with her said, and repeated "youre my mother" is because he doesnt want to cum too fast and thinking of your mom is a good tactic

  52. Real Mexican Food Shouldn't Give You Diarrhea

    Real Mexican Food Shouldn't Give You Diarrhea

    Mês atrás

    The immigrant joke deserved more laughs and applause

    • EveryDay

      EveryDay

      Mês atrás

      +THE DOOR i know

    • THE DOOR

      THE DOOR

      Mês atrás

      +EveryDay it wasn’t racist, though? it was calling out racism?

    • EveryDay

      EveryDay

      Mês atrás

      Because it's too hard to figure out what she meant. And people are scared of being labeled racist.

  53. Bill Campbell

    Bill Campbell

    Mês atrás

    What do you call a woman who talks during sex? A conversation piece!

  54. Joel Embiid's official burner account

    Joel Embiid's official burner account

    Mês atrás

    women cant be funny.

  55. Douchebag brigade

    Douchebag brigade

    Mês atrás

    hahaha Oh my mom

  56. David Ritherford

    David Ritherford

    Mês atrás

    Chelsea sexy aff

  57. lazer tag

    lazer tag

    Mês atrás

    women aren't funny

  58. Rayne Law

    Rayne Law

    Mês atrás

    She looks like Jennifer Aniston

  59. dankish rogue

    dankish rogue

    Mês atrás

    Female comedians are just not funny. They all rely on sex jokes too much. Shame.

  60. Robo Ky

    Robo Ky

    Mês atrás

    this must be old, I thought she was married to that guy from that ok comedy show that made that ok movie ?

  61. Michael Fisher

    Michael Fisher

    Mês atrás

    Hey, do you guys remember when Chelsea Peretti was funny? Me either... Uglier than a bag full of buttholes too...very unfortunate...

  62. Nancho Party

    Nancho Party

    Mês atrás

    I wish I were an awesome guy to hang out with, eating chicken wings all night and high fiving... Nah, I'm poor and weird, so I gotta trim down my body. People will tolerate poor and even weird, but not all three.

    • Jim Reily

      Jim Reily

      Mês atrás

      Don't be so hard on yourself man. Lawrence Ferlenghetti's been poor, weird and fat for 100 years. His friend Alan Ginsberg was not much different. Nor their primary influence, Walt Whitman. The Buddha himself willingly BECAME poor, after an early life of riches, because he ce to believe that all life is craving, and existence of every living thing, impermanent. If you're beating yourself up all the time, you'll be miserable. Acceptance of who you are as a person is in my view, far more important than accepting yourself ONLY based on some impermanent physical attribute. Because if you're poor, weird, fat and happy then good. But if you start to become happy only because of your wealth, what will become of you, if you lose your wealth, as may happen ? Or if you only accept yourself as worthy, based on your own expectations of physical appearance, what then happens if you gain - and inevitably lose, as you will, as we all do - that attractiveness ? What I mean is, if you base your own self acceptance as a worthwhile human being on some force susceptible to change and decay, then you will always be clinging to that, always be susceptible to the whims of change. You'll be like a ship, thrown about in a storm, hoping to make it to harbour, but at any moment, risking damage or destruction. You'll never truly be accepting, if you only accept yourself based on wealth, or health, or even personality traits. And what you find weird, many others, outside of your local, do not. Or embrace. Its worth keeping those things in mind.

  63. Mike Asterios

    Mike Asterios

    Mês atrás

    I'd say that was pretty great

  64. mihai000000

    mihai000000

    Mês atrás

    ugh....this girl is a walking stereotype of why women aren't funny...

    • mihai000000

      mihai000000

      Mês atrás

      +stillatin and you're just further proving my point

    • stillatin

      stillatin

      Mês atrás

      And you're an adult virgin

  65. sympul

    sympul

    Mês atrás

    Women are never funny unfortunately.

  66. Samuel Davidson

    Samuel Davidson

    Mês atrás

    Someone needs a rhinoplasty, she looks like a freakin jew, an' frankly it's hideous.

    • Edwin Colon

      Edwin Colon

      Mês atrás

      Samuel Davidson I would, 40 years into the future though.

    • Samuel Davidson

      Samuel Davidson

      Mês atrás

      +Edwin Colon Sore head there buddy? Maybe you should get a Colonoscopy. LOL!

    • Edwin Colon

      Edwin Colon

      Mês atrás

      Sigh 🤦🏻‍♂️

  67. Ottee2

    Ottee2

    Mês atrás

    It's true veganism has almost become a cult. It use to be just a dietary choice. Now it has branched out far beyond food.

  68. Evan Hall

    Evan Hall

    Mês atrás

    I think she’s gorgeous

  69. LoL Tom

    LoL Tom

    Mês atrás

    *Yawn*

  70. Paweł Paciorek

    Paweł Paciorek

    Mês atrás

    More cringeworthy than funny!

  71. Occams Razor

    Occams Razor

    Mês atrás

    This is funny?

  72. John Hodge

    John Hodge

    Mês atrás

    LOL We all know she really likes short funny black guys.

  73. True spirit 89

    True spirit 89

    Mês atrás

    I wonder if men are writing these jokes

  74. Siim Kask

    Siim Kask

    Mês atrás

    This is the first woman I think id go and watch perform comedy, tbh. Pretty good.

  75. Erin Jackson

    Erin Jackson

    Mês atrás

    The only difference between Chelsea Peretti and Gina Linetti are their names

  76. 4ksandknives

    4ksandknives

    Mês atrás

    NINE NINE!

  77. Somali Kanye

    Somali Kanye

    Mês atrás

    Dirty Italian jokes

  78. Richard Featherstone

    Richard Featherstone

    Mês atrás

    I presume women find her funny

  79. angelemall

    angelemall

    Mês atrás

    Funny, smart and pretty..

  80. CanWe JustBe

    CanWe JustBe

    Mês atrás

    How many ppl know this is old Edit: from the material, not the description

  81. John Zuras

    John Zuras

    Mês atrás

    nasal talk when having sex. no.

  82. ThilanNana

    ThilanNana

    Mês atrás

    A nose job would do her WONDERS. She’s hot

  83. Sna 85

    Sna 85

    2 meses atrás

    I think Amy Schumer used that greatest fears for men and women in her new special. Oh oh!

    • Emmanuel Mondesir

      Emmanuel Mondesir

      Mês atrás

      Still stealing jokes smhh

  84. Heidi B

    Heidi B

    2 meses atrás

    :') i like you already.

  85. Dylan Martino

    Dylan Martino

    2 meses atrás

    I literally didn’t laugh 🤭 1 time 🤷🏼‍♂️ 👎🏻👎🏻👎🏻

  86. 50 Pence

    50 Pence

    2 meses atrás

    🙂

  87. Eric Vlahos

    Eric Vlahos

    2 meses atrás

    Omg girls comedians are so terrible

  88. delivrex

    delivrex

    2 meses atrás

    her nose is so jewish

  89. thescowlingschnauzer

    thescowlingschnauzer

    2 meses atrás

    2:28 Ladies and gentlemen, Academy Award Winning Writer Jordan Peele!

  90. F.W. M.

    F.W. M.

    2 meses atrás

    This was actually hilarious up until she mentioned veganism.

  91. tomitstube

    tomitstube

    2 meses atrás

    pretty good until that nonsense at the end. the two things aren't related like she thinks they are. i mean it's okay if you want to joke on vegans, but to connect them to human labor exploitation was a miss, boiling down a complicated issue to vegans hate immigrants isn't very woke.

  92. spirtokouto

    spirtokouto

    2 meses atrás

    Regarding the vegan part of the bit, i understand the comedic value of what Chelsea Peretti is saying, nevertheless, i also know that many people simply do not know how daity reaches their plate - i would honestly suggest you to google dairy production. And, yes, people who care about the lives of animals usually are the ones who care most about the labor rights of immigrant workers - as if cows, by the way, are not raised and farmed by immigrant workers, yet another chapter of discussion.

  93. bosgotnojams

    bosgotnojams

    2 meses atrás

    wow that was dark but funny

  94. dalczl

    dalczl

    2 meses atrás

    She looks very sexy

  95. I am Smexy_AF

    I am Smexy_AF

    2 meses atrás

    She's hilarious and gorgeous. The unicorn combination.

  96. justthatdamnawesome

    justthatdamnawesome

    2 meses atrás

    That last vegan joke got me

  97. kevin mchale

    kevin mchale

    2 meses atrás

    Imagine how much trouble a male comedian would get in for recording a women's voice during sex

  98. purplepixi18

    purplepixi18

    2 meses atrás

    Ewww the sex tape part 🤢

  99. DaSkillaBros

    DaSkillaBros

    2 meses atrás

    footage looks like its from 2009

  100. Grant Hackworth

    Grant Hackworth

    2 meses atrás

    Immigrant analogy falls apart because immigrants are paid for their labor. Bees and cows are not. Also immigrants don't need to eat the fruits that they are picking to survive. The cows milk is meant for her calves.

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