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I Don't Run. Danny Johnson

I don't run, and neither should you. Instead you should watch "The Chusky Life" by Danny Johnson, only at www.drybarcomedy.com/dannyj

Comentários

  1. Xiomara Rodriguez

    Xiomara Rodriguez

    3 dias atrás

    I just did a 5K and couldn't get this sketch out of my head😂😂😁😢☺

  2. Marcie Willis

    Marcie Willis

    4 dias atrás

    Thank you

  3. Bobby Jones

    Bobby Jones

    6 dias atrás

    To think when I was in the army every Monday and Wednesday I got paid to run a 5k. All these fools now paying to run a 5k

    • joyce Sherwin

      joyce Sherwin

      2 dias atrás

      How do you know someone was in the army? They will tell you

  4. A Black Cat Owner

    A Black Cat Owner

    6 dias atrás

    I should have knoen better than to watch this in a public transport - I lost it when he did the banana shake

  5. Gregory Daly

    Gregory Daly

    7 dias atrás

    I LOVE LOVE to run!!!! 😂😂😂😂

  6. Kristy Thomas

    Kristy Thomas

    7 dias atrás

    I watch a lot of comedy specials. You made me laugh harder than most of the comedians I've watched lately! I will be keeping an eye out for more of your stuff!!! Morrrrrrre please. :D

  7. Cocacabana

    Cocacabana

    7 dias atrás

    I will see u over there 👉 - 🤣 so me lol

  8. Liusila

    Liusila

    7 dias atrás

    Why do dry bar comedians leave such massive pauses after little mid jokes? Is everything your one big punch line? The funny just tapers off after every awkward pause.

    • Liusila

      Liusila

      4 dias atrás

      +Baba Yaga But by the time these guys start again the laughter has completely died off. I mean they have a microphone, that's what it's there for - to make the person on stage louder than the audience.

    • Baba Yaga

      Baba Yaga

      7 dias atrás

      That's because you don't laugh. When you laugh, you need time. I don't go to some comedians shows because I know they don't pause so I won't hear half they say because I would still be laughing at the previous one.

  9. Clarity

    Clarity

    7 dias atrás

    really loving the new graphic design, nice work!

  10. Collin

    Collin

    8 dias atrás

    😂

  11. LEGnewTube

    LEGnewTube

    8 dias atrás

    This guy is funny and original.

  12. R allophones

    R allophones

    8 dias atrás

    This guy seems like he's trying to do an impersonation of Kevin James the whole time.

    • ClayZ

      ClayZ

      7 dias atrás

      R allophones I understand the history and like this guy better. That’s all.

    • R allophones

      R allophones

      8 dias atrás

      +ClayZ Kevin James has been around as a comedian for a lot longer then this guy and a lot more visible and famous. Your comment makes no sense.

    • ClayZ

      ClayZ

      8 dias atrás

      R allophones Kevin James should imitate this guy.

  13. SENILE MEESEEKS

    SENILE MEESEEKS

    8 dias atrás

    he sound like Louis CK

    • itsme_ yoly

      itsme_ yoly

      8 dias atrás

      SENILE MEESEEKS he does!

  14. fragwagon

    fragwagon

    8 dias atrás

    Hilarious comedian. But dry bar, go easy on The Longshots! Jeez!

  15. CrossThread Aero Industries

    CrossThread Aero Industries

    8 dias atrás

    I hate running. I ran a 5k over the Hudson River once (across a bridge, of course) and there was a woman ahead of me pushing her baby in a carriage. I tried the entire race to get ahead of her - nope.

  16. G. T. Void

    G. T. Void

    8 dias atrás

    Ok, I did the Big Sur Marathon back in 1999 and at the end, they gave you free beer (Heineken and domestic) of which I partaked- not bananas. Bananas were provided along the way, as well as piano music and other joyless musicians. However, what is the point in offering a dehydrated runner a beverage that will dehydrate you even more?

    • EweChewBrrr

      EweChewBrrr

      8 dias atrás

      It must have been really hard for the guy on the piano to keep up with you.

  17. tikapaprika

    tikapaprika

    8 dias atrás

    Yep! There are definitely people that do a 5k race like every month.

    • Kelly LaFlash

      Kelly LaFlash

      7 dias atrás

      I know people who do them almost every weekend.

  18. His Image

    His Image

    8 dias atrás

    He was 80! 😂😂😂

  19. Bi- Han

    Bi- Han

    8 dias atrás

    😆🤣😂🤣

  20. SzymczykProductions

    SzymczykProductions

    8 dias atrás

    No one: Runners: YOU GOTTA RUN YOU GOTTA RUN!!

  21. AFmedic6871

    AFmedic6871

    8 dias atrás

    I always said, there are ONLY 2 reasons to run: 1) If you are being chased by a wild animal 2) If you are being chased by someone with a knife. Now that I have a "Conceal Carry" there is NO reason to run.

    • Marcie Willis

      Marcie Willis

      4 dias atrás

      Priceless ..LOL

    • Nunya Bizness

      Nunya Bizness

      7 dias atrás

      +EweChewBrrr 😂

    • EweChewBrrr

      EweChewBrrr

      8 dias atrás

      I think Trump wants to hire you as a teacher.

  22. H Sunset

    H Sunset

    8 dias atrás

    He ran his first 5k. That’s really cool. If he skips Home Depot next time, he could improve his time!

  23. GSD fan

    GSD fan

    8 dias atrás

    As a runner, this one reminds me of when I started running. Funny stuff

  24. Hotch

    Hotch

    8 dias atrás

    No way I'm first

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