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Immigration Courts: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (HBO)

America’s dysfunctional immigration court system forces many children to appear in court alone. That’s as ridiculous in real life as it would be on a courtroom television show.
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  1. Fergus Watt

    Fergus Watt

    4 dias atrás

    What ya'll think about his Johnny Depp abuse comments? I've read just about everything I can find related to the whole Depp-Heard abuse issue and subsequent divorce and from what I can tell, she cut off his finger, requiring it to be surgically reattached. There is tons of evidence through texts, hospital visits and witnesses that Heard was incredibly abusive and that Depp was scared of her very early on. It seems very obvious to me that Heard is an incredibly manipulative and aggressive person, someone who is very violent herself while being completely willing to lie and manipulate in order to falsify and then cash in on her false identity as a victim. What ya'll think?

  2. James Mitchell

    James Mitchell

    4 dias atrás

    To be fair to 3 year olds, you can't explain to some adults that celebs aren't actually their friends

  3. gamebro

    gamebro

    7 dias atrás

    Again I will remind the world. John oliver is fine with the mothers of the kids at the end of this show, killing their kids in the womb if they had chosen to. Satan must be soo damned proud of his hero oliver.

    • Rags

      Rags

      3 dias atrás

      Huh

  4. C Marques

    C Marques

    7 dias atrás

    Please John do this every day!!! We need you! A weekly show is not enough!

  5. storm keaney

    storm keaney

    8 dias atrás

    “I wouldn’t want to have Johnny depp deciding domestic violence policy” - I think he meant amber heard?😂

  6. Anthony Jones

    Anthony Jones

    10 dias atrás

    I'm too distracted by the fact the defendant in Totcourt was H.Jon Benjamin, the voice of Archer and Bob from bobs burgers

  7. ss 11223344

    ss 11223344

    12 dias atrás

    Migrants should be deported!

  8. Elli phenomenal

    Elli phenomenal

    12 dias atrás

    Tot bench😂😂

  9. Elli phenomenal

    Elli phenomenal

    12 dias atrás

    Coke in a build a bear workshop 😂😂

  10. PurpleFrenchie

    PurpleFrenchie

    13 dias atrás

    "It's a very specific type of person who grins when saying the words 'it's a Trump era'" You forgot British people, because over here, trump is slang for fart, and farts are hilarious.

  11. Cristina Álvarez

    Cristina Álvarez

    14 dias atrás

    Isn't the last man Archer's voice actor?

  12. 八神こう

    八神こう

    17 dias atrás

    in alot of cases i dont see a reason to say no to immigrants im with the economists on this one, open borders best borders

  13. Inglorious Basterd

    Inglorious Basterd

    19 dias atrás

    That little girl knows what she's talking about because i've been to Pizza and it's fucking awesome but, full disclosure I have also been to LaLa and oopsy place so maybe I'm not her best witness;)

  14. Joel Erhart

    Joel Erhart

    21 dia atrás

    The more absurd reality gets, the more I want to laugh and cry at this channel. Hilarious, and absolutely devastating. How is this real?

  15. shieldbreaker1000

    shieldbreaker1000

    23 dias atrás

    How is domestic violence a reason for asylum? They are right. Instead of moving countries try another city. That snipet says she was assaulted at gunpoint in her home town! She went back to where the threat was! Moving countries by passing through at least one other country to get to america = totally doable. Moving even one city over to escape the people you are afraid of = too hard

  16. Abocreature

    Abocreature

    24 dias atrás

    welp, I googled "mr peanut domestic violence" and found a novel about a husband who murdered his wife by feeding her peanuts when she had a deadly peanut allergy titled "Mr. Peanut".

  17. Timothy Stephenson

    Timothy Stephenson

    Mês atrás

    16:39 anger: he's guilty!!! sadness: i wanna change careers joy: i like him disgust: he's insulted the entire court room fear: an arsonist? run for your lives!

  18. Mary EllEclectic

    Mary EllEclectic

    Mês atrás

    I would honestly love watching tot bench

  19. noah

    noah

    Mês atrás

    Whatever She's lieing. She won't be killed. What a joke

    • Brian Molina

      Brian Molina

      25 dias atrás

      How do you know?

  20. marcorock101

    marcorock101

    Mês atrás

    Danger zooooone 😂

  21. Vimala Dava

    Vimala Dava

    Mês atrás

    Judge Riley for president

  22. sandmasterflex

    sandmasterflex

    Mês atrás

    This honestly makes me feel sick to be a citizen of this country.

  23. Roger Sharp III

    Roger Sharp III

    Mês atrás

    Googled Mr. Peanut Domestic Violence. Was not disappointed.

  24. Phil S

    Phil S

    Mês atrás

    Italy?? Lol

  25. l e e

    l e e

    Mês atrás

    15:30 bro is that the bob's burgers voice actor

  26. Alejandro Rodolfo Mendez

    Alejandro Rodolfo Mendez

    Mês atrás

    people of centro america, it is more probably that the argentinean embassy give you protection thant the american one, the problem is how to get to one.

  27. Alice

    Alice

    Mês atrás

    Re the end segment: anyone else having Amanda Show flashbacks? Also omg it's Archer.

  28. Kenny Russell

    Kenny Russell

    Mês atrás

    TOT BENCH

  29. Oludayo kolawole

    Oludayo kolawole

    Mês atrás

    Archer!!!!!!

  30. Mr. Lalnon

    Mr. Lalnon

    Mês atrás

    Wait, 1st of April?

  31. Robert Corbett

    Robert Corbett

    Mês atrás

    Yeah those percentages of deportation in various cites is troubling... all of those should be 100%. And the horrible things that happened to those people after they got sent away weren't our doing or our fault. They shouldn't have come here in the first place. And its good that they got horrible things happened to them. They broke the law by illegally entering the US and that was their punishment. Its good when bad things happen to bad people. The whole world's problems aren't our problems and there is no excuse for illegally entering a country without it's permission. The law is the law. Why can't you libtards get this?

    • Stephen2462

      Stephen2462

      17 dias atrás

      Proverbs 29:7 The righteous care about justice for the poor, but the wicked have no such concern.

    • Brian Molina

      Brian Molina

      25 dias atrás

      >poor people coming into the country to look for a better chance at life are bad people that need to be severely punished Do you fuckin hear urself? Illegel crossing is a felony and a non violent felony at that.

  32. DrewDecks

    DrewDecks

    Mês atrás

    Archer in a court room of kids is amazing

  33. Jeff Gazetti

    Jeff Gazetti

    Mês atrás

    1:48 ever consider the possibility that she’s just lying? Who is going to kill her? Why are they going to kill her? Stellar follow up skillz lul

  34. anthony gill

    anthony gill

    Mês atrás

    "They're going to kill me" - She is full of crap. They have been coached to say that. This is where I don't like him. Get the Mexicans out and let them apply like everyone else.

  35. Will Komo

    Will Komo

    Mês atrás

    Woof Bundy

  36. Alex Miles

    Alex Miles

    Mês atrás

    Oof the Johnny Depp joke did not age well

  37. Izuku Midoriya

    Izuku Midoriya

    2 meses atrás

    As much as I love this show sometimes Jon makes jokes at just the absolute worst times.

  38. Glasses&Mouthplates

    Glasses&Mouthplates

    2 meses atrás

    Just hearing the voice tone of the judge casually refusing the woman's pledge for protection from the gang members makes me want to strangle him and beat his dickhead with his own gavel.

  39. Red Catchem

    Red Catchem

    2 meses atrás

    a year later, still relevant

  40. Eric Fry

    Eric Fry

    2 meses atrás

    I understand the seriousness here but I just want to say, TOT Bench was hilarious.

  41. John Egbert

    John Egbert

    2 meses atrás

    “Slenderman loves you exactly the way you are.”

  42. MechWomanWarrior15

    MechWomanWarrior15

    2 meses atrás

    Thank you John, I no longer feel bad about my Ken Burns DVR backlog XD

  43. TexanLatinWhisper ASMR

    TexanLatinWhisper ASMR

    2 meses atrás

    They should deport drug cartels and corrupted politicians into hell

  44. Isaac Shankster

    Isaac Shankster

    2 meses atrás

    As soon as he said papa johns is pizza I checked out...

  45. Yutube SuspendedMyAccount

    Yutube SuspendedMyAccount

    2 meses atrás

    Tot bench would be fun to watch. Better than 90% of the craps on tv right now.

  46. Michael Evan Gatto

    Michael Evan Gatto

    2 meses atrás

    Low key papa johns burn

  47. The Nexus

    The Nexus

    2 meses atrás

    Can I stab the judge that got that woman beat? Not cause he got that woman beat, but because he sounded like he was talking toa toddler and they deserve to be stabbed for condescending racism.

  48. GlowBox

    GlowBox

    2 meses atrás

    Life feels more and more like a satirical version of the real world every day

  49. Nen

    Nen

    2 meses atrás

    That Johnny Depp joke aged poorly lol

  50. Naheal

    Naheal

    2 meses atrás

    14:16 You had me until you mentioned Jeff Sessions

  51. Milz Tempelrowski

    Milz Tempelrowski

    2 meses atrás

    archer

  52. Filip Jönsson

    Filip Jönsson

    2 meses atrás

    The Johny Depp joke hasnt aged well

  53. Jeremie Lachance

    Jeremie Lachance

    2 meses atrás

    I come here for John Oliver, I stay for surprise, random appearances by H Jon Benjamin. Hahaha

  54. motong low

    motong low

    2 meses atrás

    dudethatguys familly is in danger will south america。whoknows?

  55. Stephen2462

    Stephen2462

    2 meses atrás

    Proverbs 29:7 The righteous person cares for the legal rights of the poor; the wicked does not understand such knowledge.

    • Pure Hatred

      Pure Hatred

      Mês atrás

      YoU DOn'T HaVE tO TakE THe BibLe SO LitEralLy!

  56. uNpopular .webseris

    uNpopular .webseris

    2 meses atrás

    What’s the thesis to this video?

  57. Martin Drkoš

    Martin Drkoš

    2 meses atrás

    You did it, guys, "mr peanut domestic violence" is the fourth search suggestion as soon as you get to mr pean.

  58. Keith Dixon

    Keith Dixon

    2 meses atrás

    Come on man. One person making a claim about something, with such huge consequences, can not be trusted as proof of anything. What did you expect her to say? That's total bullshit to use that clip, even on a comedy show

  59. MsChievous

    MsChievous

    2 meses atrás

    I had to explain to a 2nd grader that Martin Luther King Jr. is not the reason we don't have kings in America.He didn't believe me and asked why his last name was "King" if people didn't want him to be a king. To be fair, he just got MLK mixed up with George Washington, but still...

  60. Alex S

    Alex S

    3 meses atrás

    Can Judge Rileys... "Uhh Yeahhh" be a gif? oMG! they are so adorable! it almost makes me forget how f^king ridiculous the last 16 minutes were

  61. libratigerpictures

    libratigerpictures

    3 meses atrás

    I fucking LOVE Jeff Dunham, wtf is your PROBLEM, Oliver?!

  62. Marxism-Taylorism

    Marxism-Taylorism

    3 meses atrás

    That Johnny Depp reference did not age well at all

    • Chris Foley

      Chris Foley

      3 meses atrás

      Marxism-Taylorism haha came here to say that

  63. Jernej Klancar

    Jernej Klancar

    3 meses atrás

    was that acter at the end that voice archer from archer series?

  64. Fred Van der Linden

    Fred Van der Linden

    3 meses atrás

    If a 3 year old can defend himself in front of a immigration court, there is a small chance that Trump can defend himself in front of a federal court.

  65. Fred Van der Linden

    Fred Van der Linden

    3 meses atrás

    come on pisa is a beautiful city

  66. Jaspernty

    Jaspernty

    3 meses atrás

    They should actually make TOT BENCH happen

  67. Richard Sanchez

    Richard Sanchez

    3 meses atrás

    I would like to know why the fuck someone would wanna kill that girl. Did she scorn some druglords sexual advances and he threaten to kill her? The fuck?

  68. Ostentatiousnessness

    Ostentatiousnessness

    3 meses atrás

    I’m just... fucking what?

  69. Jedsada Boonsiri

    Jedsada Boonsiri

    3 meses atrás

    What kind of madness did they have for forcing very young children to appear in the court alone?

  70. devang kamble

    devang kamble

    3 meses atrás

    In India, if you can't afford a lawyer, the govt. provides you with one. But they are mostly not interested in getting your job done since he gets paid the same, regardless he wins or loses

    • Stephen2462

      Stephen2462

      2 meses atrás

      It's generally the same here in the US. However, as JO explained in this video, the Immigration courts have serious issues.

  71. Some Random Dude

    Some Random Dude

    3 meses atrás

    Wait... there's a country named Pizza?! Why don't I live there??

    • Some Random Dude

      Some Random Dude

      3 meses atrás

      @Fred Van der Linden but the girl didn't say Pisa, hence the joke...

    • Fred Van der Linden

      Fred Van der Linden

      3 meses atrás

      No a city that's called Pisa. In Italy ... however the italians are not very keen on immigrants neither. But... they have great Pizza's.

  72. Bright lamin

    Bright lamin

    3 meses atrás

    Make more episodes with "TOT BENCH" PLEASEEEEEE.....

  73. Dis Bro

    Dis Bro

    3 meses atrás

    The Johnny Depp comment at 10:50 is based on a lie, his wife actually abused him.

  74. Thomas Connors

    Thomas Connors

    3 meses atrás

    Ah, Covfefe we hardly knew you. Remember when we got two solid years of jokes out of one misspelling by a VICE president? Incidently COV means confirmation of victory and means you "sealed the deal" sexually with whoever you were seen leaving with by your dbag friends who want to high five with you about your sex life and then smell their own fingers afterwards... and Fefe (or fifi... it's not in the dictionary so we'll never know) is a rolled up gym sock you have sex with when you are in prison but are not busy having sex with a stronger more dangerous inmate. So... yeah, confirmation of victory with a rolled up gymsock... despite the consant negative press, Donald Trump made it with his gold toed socks... that was the true meaning of covfefe.

  75. Marie King

    Marie King

    3 meses atrás

    Goddamnit, I need to stop watching these. It’s only increasing my paranoia about my Colombian boyfriend being deported for a dumb reason. :(

  76. v w

    v w

    3 meses atrás

    Bob's burgers!!!!

  77. rd711

    rd711

    3 meses atrás

    Ken Burns' "The Vietnam War" is the best documentary ever made.

  78. James J

    James J

    3 meses atrás

    Waiting for the racist comments.........

  79. edgeuvchaos

    edgeuvchaos

    3 meses atrás

    I think to solve this illegal immigration problem we should demand a safe zone (town) be put just inside the border of any country we do any business with, offer aid too, or outright let survive to house all their immigrants sneaking out of their country to come here that these countries pay for out of our aid package. There should be stiff penalties for anyone we send back who is harmed and I am talking American soldiers guarding those towns after one death. We cannot handle the brunt of the world's problems, or the entire citizenry of the world, but we shouldn't leave these people to be butchered either. Not to mention once there is a town inside these corrupt countries that actually works democratically it will show the rest of the country how much better the living is inside a democratic nation and maybe the idea will grow helping stave off many problems in other countries. We get rid of the illegals here, they get asylum there, and democracy spreads. Its a win win win if you ask me. Oh and one final thing those children in court should have their parents there with them even though as citizens of another country they do not have the same rights as an American citizen there still should be some checks and balances to this mess. Its not like as Americans we can go to any country in the world and expect the same set of rights we receive here or even the same rights that a citizen of that country is afforded. Just go to another country and sign up for healthcare anywhere in Europe.

  80. true self

    true self

    4 meses atrás

    USA one of the most shity countrys in the world

  81. June Rogers

    June Rogers

    4 meses atrás

    Hey you articulate deal of egg sperm, or something - I don't care how feminist you try to sound - it is very clear that you couldn't give a fuck how close the law is to erasing women as a legal category - all I ask us that you look into why. Cheers

  82. tekbarrier

    tekbarrier

    4 meses atrás

    If I fled MS13 and was sentenced to be deported back to my home country, I'd probably just kill myself on American soil. It would deprive those assholes of the satisfaction of doing it themselves, and it would send a pretty strong political message.

  83. Keaton Hanson

    Keaton Hanson

    4 meses atrás

    This episode and the immigration episode of Adam Ruins Everything really show how depressing the whole situation is.

  84. Phillip Macintosh

    Phillip Macintosh

    4 meses atrás

    Immigrants would fare better at a tot bench court, and I'm being honest.

  85. rodrigo hernandez

    rodrigo hernandez

    4 meses atrás

    That was archer

  86. Nicole B

    Nicole B

    4 meses atrás

    All of this video makes me want to scream, "fuck America!".

  87. Jeremy Warner

    Jeremy Warner

    4 meses atrás

    I loved tot bench . Lol

  88. ForeverMe543

    ForeverMe543

    4 meses atrás

    12:17 that fucking condescending tone in his voice… As though he’s talking to a child asking for a toy when they have 1 million at home. These people aren’t people. They are psychopaths.

  89. Alejandro Saavedra

    Alejandro Saavedra

    4 meses atrás

    Fuck you bastards

  90. Laurence Dixon

    Laurence Dixon

    5 meses atrás

    Heres Something to think on. Neither the Left nor the Right will want to reform Immigration Courts. This is because the Backlog will likely basically mean a case will never actually get dealt with and the delays make it seem like you've done something. Delays slow and somewhat prevents people from being deported.

  91. rabel nyc

    rabel nyc

    5 meses atrás

    Thank Jonh for covering this topic.

  92. rabel nyc

    rabel nyc

    5 meses atrás

    My brother was deportted back to the Dominican republic he ended up getting killed by corrupt police officer

  93. Commissar

    Commissar

    5 meses atrás

    That Ken Burns documentary on the vietnam war is actually really good and brings up a lot of things about the vietnam war that people have seemed to forget. I've already binged it twice.

  94. joeno MRC

    joeno MRC

    5 meses atrás

    I'm honestly surprised HBO was okay with the Slenderman joke

  95. Genesis David

    Genesis David

    5 meses atrás

    Honestly saying 3yr olds understand immigration laws is the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard, and I mean that literally

  96. kshuf

    kshuf

    5 meses atrás

    These immigrants need to get TFO of this country. Deport them after a long jail term. Send their children back too. Their children don't deserve an attorney.

  97. James Mitchell

    James Mitchell

    5 meses atrás

    All this proves is that the majority of the country believe that civil rights really means American rights as opposed to the human rights that they are

  98. sminthian

    sminthian

    5 meses atrás

    1:37 There's one more big part of the United States that isn't there.. www.adn.com/alaska-news/2017/02/18/a-morning-in-alaskas-little-known-federal-immigration-court/

  99. Steven K

    Steven K

    5 meses atrás

    This country is so fucked up, at this point we can only hope it will self destruct in near times and will be taken over by any other country. It can´t get worse than it is right now.

  100. Fir Coat

    Fir Coat

    5 meses atrás

    4 years. 4 years battling a messed up system to emigrate to America. Yet, after 4 years this gentleman needs to be translated to ENGLISH. If I were trying to emigrate to Norway or Japan, I sure would learn how to speak the native language withing less that 2 years. WTF. Editing to tell this story looks stupid - or makes that guy look stupid. Double WTF.

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