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Incontinent Dreaming | House M.D.

House seems to be having problems in the restroom, which seems to be linked to his addiction to his pain killers.
Season 3 Episode 16 "Top Secret"
House treats a U.S. Marine returning from Iraq, who has symptoms consistent with Gulf War Syndrome. However, after House has a dream about the Marine despite having never met him before, the case becomes more complicated, alongside a physical problem that House has to overcome.
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  1. Gabrielle Durham

    Gabrielle Durham

    22 horas atrás

    ... Urine isn't sterile, House.

  2. julian bell

    julian bell

    Dia atrás

    When mom find the piss bag

  3. David Erinforth

    David Erinforth

    2 dias atrás

    What is the song playing called?

  4. Randomly Creative

    Randomly Creative

    5 dias atrás

    Fun fact, urine can transmit blood borne pathogens because blood and urine share some of the same components.

  5. Micheal davis

    Micheal davis

    9 dias atrás

    Well... okay...

  6. Shiza Amjad

    Shiza Amjad

    9 dias atrás

    Thats a very septic proceedure of inserting a catheter

  7. Blue Berry

    Blue Berry

    10 dias atrás


  8. Masked Anarchy

    Masked Anarchy

    10 dias atrás

    Did they steal dis from iron man 1

  9. David Witt

    David Witt

    14 dias atrás

    9:30 smartest doctor around, doesnt inflate the catheter balloon so it doesnt come out while hes in bed. Nice.

  10. deathwish


    18 dias atrás

    1 Humvee by itself? without back up or part of a convoy? that didn't happen, even special forces traveled in groups. this made marines look stupid.

  11. TerribleTonyShow


    19 dias atrás

    Subtle 4th wall break at the end

  12. Ezekiel Morales

    Ezekiel Morales

    19 dias atrás


  13. Govindarajan V

    Govindarajan V

    22 dias atrás

    The last dream sequence is actually mirrored.

  14. Eugene 29

    Eugene 29

    22 dias atrás

    “You didn’t flush.” “I didn’t pee”

  15. Ross Meldrum

    Ross Meldrum

    24 dias atrás

    I had a cystoscopy done on me twice as a young man, no sane person would have that done without being unconscious. I hurt for a week and the first dozen times peeing it burned like fire.

  16. Polish Filipino

    Polish Filipino

    26 dias atrás

    I never watched this one. Wtf happened?

    • Ezekiel Morales

      Ezekiel Morales

      19 dias atrás

      Polish Filipino lupus

  17. LFCookie


    29 dias atrás

    Trigger finger check

  18. Devin Rumer

    Devin Rumer

    29 dias atrás

    former Marine god damit!

  19. Kevin Choi

    Kevin Choi

    Mês atrás

    lol when it turns out he knew the marine because he remembers seeing him and cuddy making out and you can see cuddy hopes house doesn't recognize him

  20. Karlo Moharić

    Karlo Moharić

    Mês atrás

    2:47 hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

  21. TED&RED


    Mês atrás

    It annoys me that M16 has an ACOG attached to it's carry handle, rather than the mounting rails.

    • Parker Hetzel

      Parker Hetzel

      Mês atrás

      That's fine. It's a gulf war era vet, and ACOGs were mounted on carry handles.

  22. The Chaddingo

    The Chaddingo

    Mês atrás

    how have i never noticed that Wilson is left handed before? crazy.

  23. haley buckholt

    haley buckholt

    Mês atrás

    "otherwise y'all gonna have to hear me sing it" God: "Nope."

  24. Pan!c on

    Pan!c on

    Mês atrás

    I passed agony yesterday around 4

  25. Pan!c on

    Pan!c on

    Mês atrás

    What is the song

  26. Kai Alive

    Kai Alive

    Mês atrás

    awww that is desperate measures... but also not sterile and he could easily get an infection

  27. Serious Being

    Serious Being

    Mês atrás

    Guitar Hero anyone?

  28. tim mobile

    tim mobile

    Mês atrás

    When I was prity Young I had a dream abut this guy that we and some other fire fighters wer hanging out on a bbq that hapens evry year then the next day I go Their with May dad and ther he is We became good freinds

  29. Larry Mac

    Larry Mac

    Mês atrás

    Nice sterile technique on that catheter insertion..

  30. Christopher Dibbs

    Christopher Dibbs

    2 meses atrás


  31. zenkAi Ludit

    zenkAi Ludit

    2 meses atrás

    High bass music at the right frequency will make you release your bladder

  32. Mr. Redsnake

    Mr. Redsnake

    2 meses atrás

    It bothers me not only that cudi said "ex-marine" but that in houses dreams had all the soldiers wearing army uniforms. Not marines wearing desert MARPAT

  33. Hello


    2 meses atrás

    Best graphics 10/10

  34. Garrett Croslin

    Garrett Croslin

    2 meses atrás

    Dimension was the perfect song for that scene.

  35. Seth StewaRt

    Seth StewaRt

    2 meses atrás

    That guys singing was so bad god struck them down

  36. B0p G0d

    B0p G0d

    2 meses atrás

    Why does a doctor who has never been in a war dream of military combat tho?

  37. Iskren Dobrev

    Iskren Dobrev

    2 meses atrás

    funny fact when i was little around 10 to 12 i had constant future dreams that turned out true theres some dreams i have never seen actually go true but the more i live the more i am like WTF DEJAVU



    2 meses atrás

    That catheter scene really is discomforting lol

  39. Alex _

    Alex _

    2 meses atrás

    they like making house piss the bed i guess

  40. Bogdan Ungureanu

    Bogdan Ungureanu

    2 meses atrás

    9:07 have you seen that everything on the screen from Dr.House's behind is inverted?

  41. Fisher Of Men

    Fisher Of Men

    2 meses atrás

    Oh my God, I have such a fear of getting a catheter, I got one once when I was hospitalized for alcohol poisoning, I was lucky to never feel it go in, but i felt it coming out and it was pretty bad, it burned to pee for 3 days after that..I never got black out drunk

  42. R C Nelson

    R C Nelson

    2 meses atrás

    Cuddy to House: "Urine trouble now, buddy."

  43. Lukas Albrecht

    Lukas Albrecht

    2 meses atrás

    6:18 Dude, Greg, without gloves? Welp, it's your urethra. Just don't come crying when you get an UVI. 9:33 And how the hell did you manage to rip out your catheter without waking up? Nobody sleeps through ripping a ten milliliter ballon through your peephole, I don't care how much vicodine you're on. Unless you didn't cuff the catheter, but in that case why the hell didn't you cuff the catheter? Of course it's gonna slip out. You only got yourself to blame for this one.

  44. Sheldon Cooper

    Sheldon Cooper

    2 meses atrás

    Now I'm confused. Did house serve in the military or not?

  45. Matthew Prawucki

    Matthew Prawucki

    2 meses atrás

    House suites the combat uniform

  46. Brandon Sergent

    Brandon Sergent

    2 meses atrás

    Either my dreams are completely different from everyone else's, or tv never gets dreams correct.

    • B0p G0d

      B0p G0d

      2 meses atrás

      Actually the dream sequence here is kinda realistic, House is mostly out of control in the dream and he doesn't speak or move that much

  47. Samm Camm

    Samm Camm

    2 meses atrás

    have you ever appear in any porno

  48. Lr Miner

    Lr Miner

    2 meses atrás

    Actually House must have met him before. The brain is incapable of faking a human face so all faces seen in dreams are faces the person has seen before. That's right that creepy face you saw in your dreams youve seen it before

  49. Ceelker


    2 meses atrás

    For anyone wondering, the music playing in House's dream is *Wolfmother - Dimension*

  50. Rair LoTe

    Rair LoTe

    2 meses atrás

    Nobody here's talking about the tube in his urethra... Literally balls of steel in 2 ways

  51. DoobyDavid420


    2 meses atrás

    So he’s a veteran then? That’s interesting.

  52. Amy Stabenow

    Amy Stabenow

    2 meses atrás

    House makes Dr.Strange look like a volunteer at a food bank or a volunteer at a nursing home to read to the elderly.

  53. vert2552


    2 meses atrás

    FlatOut 2 anyone? :P

  54. Nicolas Broszky

    Nicolas Broszky

    2 meses atrás

    Funny thing that, about 3500 dead and another 22 000 suffering from something the VA says doesn't exist. To test for it they did nothing what so ever but hire three "experts" in an unrelated field who didn't even look at the case files and didn't study the munitions used or the exposure rates. That's how the US takes care of it's vets.... Just a fuck you for your service.

  55. Nathaniel Neal

    Nathaniel Neal

    2 meses atrás

    1:22 he looks like woods from cod



    2 meses atrás

    Wow " House " Is A Veteran🇺🇸

  57. Jason Mhm

    Jason Mhm

    3 meses atrás

    Wakes up with a wet bed, then smiles lol

  58. Sublime Pepper81

    Sublime Pepper81

    3 meses atrás

    Seems more of a nightmare

  59. Daniel Voudouris

    Daniel Voudouris

    3 meses atrás

    Song at the start?

  60. Celina Thommesen-Kähler

    Celina Thommesen-Kähler

    3 meses atrás

    The fact that this episode exists, in the major hit that is House MD, invokes the age-old question: WHY are there still so few references to bodily functions on TV? People in TV shows clearly pee, why are they still pretending?! It's just nature!

  61. Curtis Kretzer

    Curtis Kretzer

    3 meses atrás

    Strangers in a dream. The experience of deja vous. I guess these r things that do not happen 2 every1.

  62. Osama tin Laden

    Osama tin Laden

    3 meses atrás

    So house lost his leg in a Humvee?

  63. Launa Banauna

    Launa Banauna

    3 meses atrás

    Which begs the question, does Cuddy like golden showers?

  64. Gabriel Idusogie

    Gabriel Idusogie

    3 meses atrás

    What's the name of the song in the beginning?

  65. Max Steinhauser

    Max Steinhauser

    3 meses atrás

    Anyone one else notice the soldiers wearing army acu even thou their supposed to be marines

    • Curtis Kretzer

      Curtis Kretzer

      3 meses atrás

      It is a dream...& not even a deja vous event

    • Napalm1967


      3 meses atrás

      Since it was the gulf war, it should have been chocolate chip camo

  66. Stormcloak Shreds

    Stormcloak Shreds

    3 meses atrás

    I didn't know House was a part of Iron Man 1

  67. The Rebirth of TBR

    The Rebirth of TBR

    3 meses atrás

    This episode helps me pee...

  68. Tex Houston

    Tex Houston

    3 meses atrás

    What is the song that they use

  69. This Is Not Fake Glasses

    This Is Not Fake Glasses

    3 meses atrás

    You know you are bad at singing when you start singing ISIS shot you with a rocket launcher.

  70. Anti


    3 meses atrás

    Where does House put his cane if he rides a motorbike?

    • B0p G0d

      B0p G0d

      2 meses atrás

      You would be surprised what you could put in a motorcycle

    • The Great Dear Leader Jim Pickens

      The Great Dear Leader Jim Pickens

      3 meses atrás

      He has a rack that's attached I think



    3 meses atrás

    anyone else feel like they gotta piss?

  72. Tywanna Grice

    Tywanna Grice

    4 meses atrás

    So men y’all only wash your hands when u pee??

    • Curtis Kretzer

      Curtis Kretzer

      3 meses atrás

      So many answers 4 this question(sure this is a man's club issue besides time constraints 4 total disclosure)

  73. Skull


    4 meses atrás

    House dreams in wolf mother

  74. German Midget

    German Midget

    4 meses atrás

    I don't pee in my sleep Goes home and pees himself while sleeping

  75. German Midget

    German Midget

    4 meses atrás

    You definitely knew this guy from a scout group explains reality he has a twin brother who looks exactly the same as him and has the same job and in the same condition

  76. PaintballGaming


    4 meses atrás

    The combat in that was so unrealistic the way the tourniquet was applied was incorrect and I don’t think a the car rolling on its side would chop your leg off

    • Curtis Kretzer

      Curtis Kretzer

      3 meses atrás

      It was a dream. More astral projection than deja vous. Prescient REM event would not have continuity holes, wardrobe errors or period vehicle, people,architecture placement mistakes.. or would they?

  77. CFC


    4 meses atrás

    Their wearing Marine uniforms with army UCP coloured protective vests.... in the Gulf War?! Both patterns weren’t even around back then 😂 least they tried.

    • Curtis Kretzer

      Curtis Kretzer

      3 meses atrás

      @CFC it's a DREAM.Not even deja vous where it is from past CNN or a linear eventuality.So,no,not a continuity error,that would b 'Saving Ryan's Priv8s"w/the landing craft pilot/coxswain being American & not British or chicks in hot tub in 'Hamburger Hill" or most any other military setting/sequence but not this (only b/c of dream scene;I'm sure all that has been said by any1 about equipment not matching era is all quite correct)

    • CFC


      3 meses atrás

      Curtis Kretzer Well first they aren’t wearing BDUs either. It’s just a continuity error.

    • Curtis Kretzer

      Curtis Kretzer

      3 meses atrás

      Would uniform,(BDU), camo pattern b that precise in a dream that is more astral projection than deja vous?

  78. warhawk9566


    4 meses atrás

    It is interesting that your brain can't make up faces on the fly. And that when you see a person's face in a dream your brain actually remembers a face you saw before and uses that for the dream

    • Curtis Kretzer

      Curtis Kretzer

      3 meses atrás

      @warhawk9566 deja vous effect=future vision,as in faces 1 has yet 2 have seen. Now,u can go on about how this can't b, because of your own view(s),but the strange & sometimes unnerving experience is proof in itself to those who have experienced it, that for that moment in time,the only other place that the face(s) of it appear is from the prescient dream

    • warhawk9566


      3 meses atrás

      @Curtis Kretzer Oh no I've experienced it. I'm just saying if you've had a dream where you saw a persons face it's because you've seen that face before even if you don't necessarily recognize the person

    • Curtis Kretzer

      Curtis Kretzer

      3 meses atrás

      Guess you're 1 of those that fails 2 experience the deja vous effect

  79. Jonathan Jacob

    Jonathan Jacob

    4 meses atrás


  80. BMKHD


    4 meses atrás


  81. 絶え間ない恐怖と悲惨の状態


    4 meses atrás

    There should be a VR game where House bullies us as a new doctor in his team

  82. brandon hutton

    brandon hutton

    4 meses atrás

    You don't inflate the balloon before inserting the catheter or it won't go in the urethra. I've seen them do this more than once and it's definitely not how it's done

    • Ricardo Rodriguez

      Ricardo Rodriguez

      Mês atrás

      It is if you hate someone

  83. Joel Fleming

    Joel Fleming

    4 meses atrás

    That guy seems like a kick ass sgt.

  84. Andrey Kan

    Andrey Kan

    4 meses atrás

    Who else would watch a doctor house spin off where hes a soldier

    • Bappo Jujubes

      Bappo Jujubes

      2 dias atrás

      House M.D. (Military Doctor)

    • Veljko Radumilo

      Veljko Radumilo

      3 dias atrás

      @Franko Sore nobody cares

    • raptorgod77


      10 dias atrás

      Yeah at war with nobody it seems in the filed

    • Franko Sore

      Franko Sore

      Mês atrás

      I watch anime

    • Matthew Prawucki

      Matthew Prawucki

      2 meses atrás

      About everyone

  85. TheGamingPieGuy 2

    TheGamingPieGuy 2

    4 meses atrás

    mate just drink 3 or 4 beers you will be peeing like a fucking fire hydrant

  86. Reece Nerem

    Reece Nerem

    4 meses atrás

    Who writes like that 5:49

    • ليان حلس

      ليان حلس

      4 meses atrás

      I wish l can 😂😂but i cant

  87. Potassium Cyanide

    Potassium Cyanide

    5 meses atrás

    If you're lucky everyone made it out alive

  88. Jonah Mckenzie

    Jonah Mckenzie

    5 meses atrás

    am I the only person that noticed that house has a russian emblem at 4:32

  89. Jake Nicholson

    Jake Nicholson

    5 meses atrás

    Jung in happy

  90. Parminder Singh

    Parminder Singh

    5 meses atrás

    Dr. House is now Dr. Strange

  91. Byron Pham

    Byron Pham

    5 meses atrás

    Can someone explain what happened in this episode

  92. SkizVids


    5 meses atrás

    6:35 umm where tf did he just shove that tube? i hope it wasnt in the dickhole

  93. Levahk


    5 meses atrás

    these guys are lucky. They didnt have to listen to him sing.

  94. Hiccup Hufflepuff

    Hiccup Hufflepuff

    5 meses atrás

    House: Why are you here? Cuddy: Because I'm a sexual object that's always here for you to look at... in your dreams. House: Aha!

  95. Adventure 101

    Adventure 101

    5 meses atrás

    What was that song at the opening?

  96. stranger16 luis

    stranger16 luis

    5 meses atrás

    He saw the dream in a mirror image.

  97. Jessie Hogue

    Jessie Hogue

    5 meses atrás

    House is the only man who could possibly wet himself, and react by smiling.

  98. Dorie Bixby

    Dorie Bixby

    5 meses atrás

    This is edited like an episode of Legion and it's triggering my fight-or-flight response

  99. P Ferreira

    P Ferreira

    5 meses atrás

    He really takes the piss sometimes...

  100. Emmett Olson

    Emmett Olson

    5 meses atrás

    Why is it that in movies and tv shows it takes men 3 years to piss at a urinal

    • Curtis Kretzer

      Curtis Kretzer

      3 meses atrás

      Well youngster,when u grow up,you'll b well aware of the fact of it. Saw Palmetto...& wtfe else you can come up w/2 avoid the onset of the condition

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