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Jail Cell Cold Open - SNL

A group of prisoners (Kate McKinnon, Kenan Thompson, Pete Davidson, Chris Redd, Michael Keaton, Kyle Mooney) discuss why they got arrested.
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Comentários

  1. Indiejan Hansen

    Indiejan Hansen

    4 horas atrás

    Little bit of me died when there was zero reaction to the Batman reference

  2. RR R

    RR R

    7 horas atrás

    Watch collateral murder video from youtube for facts. Just to be clear US troops started shooting at 9 individuals from Apache helicopter for, i want to say no reason whatsoever, but honestly one of them mistook a part of camera seen round the corner as an ”rpg” ,in bagdad 2007. Several of them were killed shortly including reuters 22-year old cameraman Namir Noor Eldeen.They shot several bursts to civilians even after they were wounded and crawling away. It might well be that 8 were killed at that point. 40-year old Saeed Chmagh journalist from reuters a father of 4 children survived first rounds and tried to escape but got shot as he ran. Saeed got wounded and crawled some meters and the helicopter crew were hoping that he would grab a gun so that they could shoot at him again. Then a minivan comes and people try to help. They carried Saeed to the van and all the time US troops were asking for permission to shoot them because they might have been collecting the guns, which were never there.. Finally they got permission to shoot again and they shot the civilians trying to help the wounded. To summarize atleast dozen died and several got wounded includind 2 small children that were in the vans frontseat and could have been easily seen before they started to fire at the van. Then US groundforces came and drove over Namir's body and soldiers in helicopter laughed about it. They found the 2 wounded little children from the van and one of the soldiers says that it was the parents fault for bringing their kids to a battle. Only one that end up in jail were the person who leaked the video. And now Assange for publishing it and for creating a platform for people to see what those in power don't want us to see.

  3. Ed P

    Ed P

    10 horas atrás

    “I’m a loco.”😮

  4. xhagast

    xhagast

    11 horas atrás

    Michael Keaton looks so young he might want to play Batman again. He is the best Batman so far. And if Christopher Lee at 90 could be a fighter in Star Wars and Lord of the Rings, they can make Jack Nicholson work as the Joker. He was THE Joker. Others have played the character but none was as true to it as Nicholson.

  5. Paola D'Rugama

    Paola D'Rugama

    13 horas atrás

    Michael Keaton is so cool 😍

  6. Michael Curland

    Michael Curland

    13 horas atrás

    $100 to anyone who can tell me Assange's crime

    • MsLogjam

      MsLogjam

      3 horas atrás

      He's been accused of giving away state secrets in the U.S. and rape in Sweden. He also had a habit of threatening the Ecuadoran hosts with some mysterious device he claimed to have that could cause the embassy to explode if he activated it; hence, the reason for such a hands-on arrest. Some people would rather be respected than loved and if they can't be respected they'll settle for fear and loathing.

    • wolfedog99

      wolfedog99

      13 horas atrás

      Being a poor embassy guest that would not clean up after himself or his cat.

  7. Xavier Wulf Boy HollowSesh

    Xavier Wulf Boy HollowSesh

    13 horas atrás

    Michael Keaton the reason I watched this & kenan Thompson

  8. Darnell Robeson

    Darnell Robeson

    13 horas atrás

    When i saw Tekashi sitting there i fell out so hard omg. Funniest part on here

  9. Bond James Bond

    Bond James Bond

    14 horas atrás

    lmao, I paid 500k to get my daughter into USC. Wasn't expecting that....I've died, seriously!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Kate McKinnon is fire!!!! lol

  10. D 123

    D 123

    15 horas atrás

    It's the Solicitor for the Solicited!

  11. Kari Benirschke

    Kari Benirschke

    15 horas atrás

    MICHAEL KEATON!!!!!!!

  12. sisterfromanotherplanet

    sisterfromanotherplanet

    18 horas atrás

    "But my password has letters AND numbers!"

  13. Phillip Reese

    Phillip Reese

    19 horas atrás

    I was waiting for the "You wanna get nuts? Let's get nuts!" Well played, Michael Keaton. Well played.

  14. BlackLeo

    BlackLeo

    20 horas atrás

    the hell is this shit? snl got really bad wow.

  15. Sergio Díaz Nila

    Sergio Díaz Nila

    21 hora atrás

    hey, more respect to Assange, one of the few real journalists in the world.

  16. Juan Carlos Rodriguez

    Juan Carlos Rodriguez

    21 hora atrás

    Just relax and rejoice cause it wasn't a Trump joke. In 2 years it could be like that all the time...

  17. Brandon Dawson

    Brandon Dawson

    21 hora atrás

    SNL is not funny! Good material! Shit writers!

  18. SUM

    SUM

    21 hora atrás

    Kate McKinnon is the only thing funny about this skit. Fire the whole cast besides her. Pete Davidson may just be the most unfunny cast member on SNL, ever. He has no redeeming qualities.

  19. Brianna Bassie

    Brianna Bassie

    21 hora atrás

    LIZA KOSHY NEEDS TO HOST!

  20. robin mouser

    robin mouser

    22 horas atrás

    I love how they added a Batman and Vulture quote.

  21. Bama Belle

    Bama Belle

    Dia atrás

    I had to Goggle Tekashi 6ix9ine. I can't stop laughing!

  22. Afiul Khan

    Afiul Khan

    Dia atrás

    SNL! Another propaganda enabling wing of CIA talking points! How many stories did Wikileaks ever had to retract? Same as the other stenographers calling "he isn't a journalist" ever broke exposing the powerful. I.E Equals to '0' . Assange's only crime was publishing War Crimes!

  23. Psilocin Finite

    Psilocin Finite

    Dia atrás

    I'm a big fan of Michael Keaton so it was weird for me to be disappointed by his performance. I know it's just a comedy show, but, where the hell is Julian's accent man?!?! Was him not having one supposed to make it funnier?

  24. funkeediscotek

    funkeediscotek

    Dia atrás

    "C'mon!-- let's get nuts!" sounds like Beetlejuice there. Michael Keaton the man

    • funkeediscotek

      funkeediscotek

      Dia atrás

      And Bird Man, which I read is shot in one single take

    • funkeediscotek

      funkeediscotek

      Dia atrás

      Oh wait so it's from Batman? I need to see that

  25. funkeediscotek

    funkeediscotek

    Dia atrás

    First part is about Operation Varsity Blues-- "I paid 500 grand to get my daughter into USC" I worked hard to get into uni; a better uni than US-frackin-C btw. So glad SNL is skewering these people

  26. melissa spivey

    melissa spivey

    Dia atrás

    Assange is an American hero. Google Evie's crib. Only Wiki Leaks exposed that.

  27. Sarah Sadik

    Sarah Sadik

    Dia atrás

    You wanna get nuts?! -such a solid Batman throwback!

  28. ourscienceisasham

    ourscienceisasham

    Dia atrás

    Too friggin much politics

  29. Chris Kalogeropouls

    Chris Kalogeropouls

    Dia atrás

    Kate owns SNL.

  30. SKYWOLF GBM

    SKYWOLF GBM

    Dia atrás

    Melissa stole the whole bit 69 Baby

  31. GAME DAVID GAME

    GAME DAVID GAME

    Dia atrás

    ВОТ БЛЯХЯ ЗДЕСЬ РУССКИХ НЕТУ

  32. realacidic

    realacidic

    Dia atrás

    6ix9ine had me dead

  33. MyHerpes Itch

    MyHerpes Itch

    Dia atrás

    Wow. No one in the audience cought that Batman reference.

  34. Davion Wilson

    Davion Wilson

    Dia atrás

    Hi

  35. Paul Newton

    Paul Newton

    Dia atrás

    So You want to get nuts? COME ON, LET'S GET NUTS! Batman 1989 reference

  36. SnoopDawg124

    SnoopDawg124

    Dia atrás

    5:05, SA2 Flashbacks anyone?

  37. Arthur Carroll

    Arthur Carroll

    Dia atrás

    SNL did not open with a Orange Man Bad "Trump Derangement Syndrome Skit" Instead they open by bashing MSNBC, Elitest Lori Loughlin and ripping the left's one time knight in shinning armour and Presidential hopeful "Michael Avenati" There is no way in hell the insane Liberal left enjoyed this skit because this skit is intended for the "Deplorable Americans Viewing Base" But here's a message to SNL "GO FUCK YOURSELVES" You burned all bridges with the Deplorable Americans!

  38. herauthon four

    herauthon four

    Dia atrás

    Double negative - makes me feel positive about the devil..

  39. 61lastchild

    61lastchild

    Dia atrás

    2 minutes too long...as usual...

  40. pir8prod

    pir8prod

    2 dias atrás

    More deep state propaganda.

  41. Joseph John Anzur

    Joseph John Anzur

    2 dias atrás

    This another awesome year for SNL. Always funny and providing a path to happiness!

  42. Laura Mendoza

    Laura Mendoza

    2 dias atrás

    Aunt Becky should have been cell mates with Jussie Smollet.

  43. PrincessKLS

    PrincessKLS

    2 dias atrás

    Why is Aunt Becky in a men’s prison?

  44. IAmNotANugget BlackHart

    IAmNotANugget BlackHart

    2 dias atrás

    Fuck you Pete Davidson.... how in the fuck you ever got Kate Beckinsale is beyond me...but fuck you anyways.

  45. Hels Phoenix

    Hels Phoenix

    2 dias atrás

    Audience knows Assange is a hero and a persecuted journalist, that's why it went quiet for Keaton. How he could choke those hack lines out is beyond me. He isn't hurting for money, is he really not that smart?

  46. DanTUtilizer

    DanTUtilizer

    2 dias atrás

    It's still hard to believe Lori Loughlin paid $500K just for her daughter to major in Communications in college.

  47. Okoboji

    Okoboji

    2 dias atrás

    This isn’t Lockup. This is Aunt Becky in an episode of Fuller House.

  48. mrwarcriminal

    mrwarcriminal

    2 dias atrás

    It would be funny if it wasnt for the fact that SNL is helping push the narrative that Assange is guilty. Its subtle but one more pin in peoples mind thats hes bad. I DO NOT LIKE ASSANGE but if we let them threaten whistleblowers we are all going to be worse off. Remember his “crimes” arent about the 2016 election its about 2010 & showing the would most notably the video of the US killing civilians, kids, first responders & others with no care at all.

  49. kenny baldwin

    kenny baldwin

    2 dias atrás

    Hi govermnt

  50. Jake Thompson

    Jake Thompson

    2 dias atrás

    SKIT: 'WhiteHouse Cafeteria'

  51. Ms.MonicaPyle

    Ms.MonicaPyle

    2 dias atrás

    I wish SNL wouldn't have done this. She's clearly innocent Just kidding. Lock the bitch up

  52. Jael hodges

    Jael hodges

    2 dias atrás

    Cant believe they already made a act about aunt Becky 😂😂

  53. Mayan Yancey

    Mayan Yancey

    2 dias atrás

    Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb In the shape of an "L" on her forehead Well the years start coming and they don't stop coming Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running Didn't make sense not to live for fun Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb So much to do, so much to see So what's wrong with taking the back streets? You'll never know if you don't go You'll never shine if you don't glow Hey now, you're an all-star, get your game on, go play Hey now, you're a rock star, get the show on, get paid And all that glitters is gold Only shooting stars break the mold It's a cool place and they say it gets colder You're bundled up now, wait till you get older But the meteor men beg to differ Judging by the hole in the satellite picture The ice we skate is getting pretty thin The water's getting warm so you might as well swim My world's on fire, how about yours? That's the way I like it and I never get bored Hey now, you're an all-star, get your game on, go play Hey now, you're a rock star, get the show on, get paid All that glitters is gold Only shooting stars break the mold Hey now, you're an all-star, get your game on, go play Hey now, you're a rock star, get the show, on get paid And all that glitters is gold Only shooting stars Somebody once asked could I spare some change for gas? I need to get myself away from this place I said yep what a concept I could use a little fuel myself And we could all use a little change Well, the years start coming and they don't stop coming Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running Didn't make sense not to live for fun Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb So much to do, so much to see So what's wrong with taking the back streets? You'll never know if you don't go (go!) You'll never shine if you don't glow Hey now, you're an all-star, get your game on, go play Hey now, you're a rock star, get the show on, get paid And all that glitters is gold Only shooting stars break the mold And all that glitters is gold Only shooting stars break the mold

  54. Kirsty nicole

    Kirsty nicole

    2 dias atrás

    Just watched it on ET Canada and I'm actually crying laughing so hard

  55. Tatertot 580

    Tatertot 580

    2 dias atrás

    I was gonna say Santa back on Crack! Lol

  56. Elke Ve

    Elke Ve

    2 dias atrás

    #Team Mika!

  57. Mr. C

    Mr. C

    2 dias atrás

    Stop making fun of Julian Assange, assholes.

  58. Roycestiles

    Roycestiles

    2 dias atrás

    So NBC who are involved in Military Industrial Complex paints Assange as a bad guy, huh? Go figure.

  59. Amelia Corin

    Amelia Corin

    2 dias atrás

    Journalism and freedom of speech are being criminalised in the US and SNL along with many other MSM comedy shows - mock Assange and make him a laughing stock? Yeah - it's hilarious to make fun of man who sacrificed his life to submit the truth + evidence of war corruption to the masses. It's absurd to make fun of Assange. *"Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities."* Voltaire

  60. bug 9523

    bug 9523

    3 dias atrás

    OMG is SNL actually getting back to comedy where everyone is a target and not just conservatives? Nah , this is probably just a brain fart and next week will be all Trump.

    • Elijah Maurice

      Elijah Maurice

      2 dias atrás

      bug 9523 You don’t watch enough snl. They talk about him as much bill Clinton

  61. rolf stamenov

    rolf stamenov

    3 dias atrás

    LOVE HOW k IS THE QUIET PIVIVOT ON SNL NOW....

  62. Justina Ragland

    Justina Ragland

    3 dias atrás

    Jordan your stock will go up if you invest in the right motherfucker going to prison!!!!😅🤣😂WHAT BRULGE WILL IT!!! TRUMP FUCK YOUR GAME UP!!! LEARN BUSINESS!!! MICHAEL JORDAN BE A FOLLOW , AND A TEAM PLAYER THIS TIME!!!! YOUR NOT THE MVP!!!! TRUMP IS!!!!

    • Justina Ragland

      Justina Ragland

      3 dias atrás

      😞 YOU'RE SO SAD!!! LEARN FROM MAGIC TOO !!! DR. J !!! THEY DID IT BEFORE YOU !!! THEIR HUMBLE!!! YOU GOING TO LISTERN!!!😅🤣😂SAD BUT TRUE!!!

  63. Justina Ragland

    Justina Ragland

    3 dias atrás

    PROUD OF YOU SNL !!!!! YOU'LL STEPPED YOUR GAME UP!!!

  64. Justina Ragland

    Justina Ragland

    3 dias atrás

    Funny , Funny , Funny !!!

  65. Go Guerilla Foto

    Go Guerilla Foto

    3 dias atrás

    I have absolutely no idea who that last character was supposed to be. Guess I’m too old.

  66. 312vandal

    312vandal

    3 dias atrás

    "NOW YOU WANNA GET NUTS, C'MON...LETS GET NUTS"

  67. Bob Condon

    Bob Condon

    3 dias atrás

    Is anyone else noticing how incredibly gorgeous Kate is for the first time?

    • Psilocin Finite

      Psilocin Finite

      Dia atrás

      Well, not for the first time.

  68. Nigol T.

    Nigol T.

    3 dias atrás

    Man the teleprompter reading is so obvious. Damn!!!

  69. Slowjet

    Slowjet

    3 dias atrás

    Jesus SNL is fucking weak these days. B rate acting, dialog is terrible.... skit is terrible...

  70. Patricia Diaz

    Patricia Diaz

    3 dias atrás

    construction workers, por favor.

  71. tubey productions

    tubey productions

    3 dias atrás

    I've always wanted 69 to be on snl.

  72. Carlos Alejandro Alvarenga

    Carlos Alejandro Alvarenga

    3 dias atrás

    IM DEAD, USC XDDDD

  73. iclal eroglu

    iclal eroglu

    3 dias atrás

    They left out shkreli? smh

  74. Todd Purnick

    Todd Purnick

    3 dias atrás

    SNL should get Al Franken to play William Barr.

  75. Mark Mower

    Mark Mower

    3 dias atrás

    Now that is funny!

  76. Pwincess_Brown Caramel

    Pwincess_Brown Caramel

    3 dias atrás

    When she said cut it out I died 😭😭😭🤣😂😂😂

  77. Darmodien

    Darmodien

    3 dias atrás

    Love Keaton, but Assange is a superhero.

  78. Valtti

    Valtti

    3 dias atrás

    Fucking hell I died when tekashi showed him self

  79. carlyfaiith

    carlyfaiith

    3 dias atrás

    I’m dying 😂😂😂

  80. Cuong Tran

    Cuong Tran

    3 dias atrás

    I’m sure my dad would laugh 😂

  81. Amanda Anderson

    Amanda Anderson

    3 dias atrás

    Vxgvshhk ?..daatheqc wvxdgdhcgnbgjdc stvn jjvfbbn nfgdqt. I bvhgv cnc vhfh game be vgdt🍍🍇🍳🌯🌯🍟🌰🍭🍫🍩☕🍦🚒🎡🎡

  82. Highs Hdhsfw

    Highs Hdhsfw

    3 dias atrás

    Is that Tig Norto? Tell me if I'm right

  83. mcmike100

    mcmike100

    3 dias atrás

    That was as unfunny as anything else I've seen on SNL.

  84. Anubhav Jais

    Anubhav Jais

    4 dias atrás

    What the hell is this video not available on BR-channel india?

  85. Blen jami

    Blen jami

    4 dias atrás

    Not enough appreciation from the crowd on the batman quote

  86. Erin Egan

    Erin Egan

    4 dias atrás

    Melissa was a great Choice for tekashi69

  87. Playground Pizza Music

    Playground Pizza Music

    4 dias atrás

    So, the Texas Man Gobbler was finally apprehended after his escape.

  88. Pan Joshua

    Pan Joshua

    4 dias atrás

    I thought that was Rob Schneider at first lol

  89. LostinThisWorld

    LostinThisWorld

    4 dias atrás

    This was totally distasteful Julian Assange isn't even wanted in Sweden this man is going to suffer for telling things we should already have known #FreeAssange

  90. kasunkt

    kasunkt

    4 dias atrás

    Fucking american propaganda. Demonizing whistle blowers while white washing mass murders like bush ,blair and obama. Imperialist white supremacy in mass media .

  91. Eli Rodriguez

    Eli Rodriguez

    4 dias atrás

    Bro my G 69 up in this bitch, im glad to see him ok

  92. Maya Ruffin

    Maya Ruffin

    4 dias atrás

    When she said “communications” I lost it 😂😂😂

  93. rolf stamenov

    rolf stamenov

    4 dias atrás

    one guy at a time.... more like 7

  94. rolf stamenov

    rolf stamenov

    4 dias atrás

    just got out of adams cnty CO a few hours agoooo!!! lol

  95. paige burleson

    paige burleson

    4 dias atrás

    I love u Michael Keaton!!!!

  96. Frankie Blue

    Frankie Blue

    4 dias atrás

    I like the aunt Becky move

  97. Tom Koyzis

    Tom Koyzis

    4 dias atrás

    I’ve done 60 Hallmark movies....😂😂

  98. Tom Koyzis

    Tom Koyzis

    4 dias atrás

    Crying. 😂😂😂

  99. Uarehere

    Uarehere

    4 dias atrás

    Shame on SNL for treating Julian Assange as a criminal! You are being duped, America!!

  100. Kevin Piland

    Kevin Piland

    4 dias atrás

    The cut it out term was in reference to Dave Coulier. 2:46

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