James Veitch Stand-Up

James Veitch shares exchanges from an email thread he replied to when a pool company mistakenly messaged him.
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James Veitch Stand-Up


  1. Christopher Teale

    Christopher Teale

    9 horas atrás

    I love Veitch, but the laughing machine is way overused

  2. KamilazWarszawy


    11 horas atrás

    I realny love Thassos guy! Ahahahahahahha! I should e-mail him :-DDDD

  3. Jungle Theme

    Jungle Theme

    21 hora atrás


  4. Tr. Da.

    Tr. Da.

    Dia atrás

    British Steve Smith from American Dad?

  5. Troy Costa

    Troy Costa

    Dia atrás

    My parents names are Alan and Deb 😅

  6. Christian Corpi

    Christian Corpi

    Dia atrás

    people accuse jimmy fallon of laughing innecesarily at anything his guests say, seems his audience is the same because 3 minutes in I haven't heard anything remotely funny

  7. Gin Tonic

    Gin Tonic

    Dia atrás


  8. Faran Khan

    Faran Khan

    Dia atrás

    The last bit was the funniest touch! Love the interactions.. I hope to reply to a spam once and get as creative as this

  9. Zeco117


    Dia atrás

    “Why?” Bitch, shut the fuck up and let him do his show.

  10. xydxydxyd


    2 dias atrás

    Comon no way all these emails are real, Im jealous

  11. Anna Lucy

    Anna Lucy

    2 dias atrás

    What about the rubber ducks? They should be in the pool

  12. Jenna Knopf

    Jenna Knopf

    2 dias atrás

    Love this man, best way to get material for stand up ever 👏 👏 👏

  13. Natalya Watson

    Natalya Watson

    2 dias atrás

    However.... I’m James Vei...

  14. Hello sir

    Hello sir

    2 dias atrás

    Anyone else hear that lady in the background say “why?”

  15. Caleb T.V

    Caleb T.V

    3 dias atrás

    I'm subscribed to James Veitch and Jimmy Fallon so this is kind of great.

  16. Janice Reed-Campbell

    Janice Reed-Campbell

    3 dias atrás

    C'mon, she's making it bad for the rest of us named Janice!

  17. GameplayXL


    3 dias atrás

    Didn't even smile. His jokes aren't funny or I have no humor Or both

    • GameplayXL


      Dia atrás

      Yeah xD

    • Rachel Wood

      Rachel Wood

      Dia atrás

      Well there are plenty of cat videos out there for you, don't worry about it

  18. Tubbs DoesStuff

    Tubbs DoesStuff

    4 dias atrás

    Its official. James Vietch lives on an extra large lilo.

  19. why spiders ?

    why spiders ?

    4 dias atrás

    james vietch ? james potter

  20. Christine butterick

    Christine butterick

    4 dias atrás

    I love his duck video

  21. shaymae zubiri

    shaymae zubiri

    4 dias atrás

    ive watched all of his videos and when i saw this one i just got over excited and immediately clicked it, and yet again i am not disappointed

  22. Cookiegirl 1

    Cookiegirl 1

    5 dias atrás

    It's not a comedy club. It's tv. The audience should be like canned laughter. Not heckling.

  23. Mavourneen


    5 dias atrás

    Janice has met crazier costumers before for sure!

  24. CrazyComedyKid


    5 dias atrás

    James Veitch is the funniest man alive.

  25. Ross Veach

    Ross Veach

    5 dias atrás


  26. Expat


    6 dias atrás

    He just recycles the same stuff over and over.

  27. Pierson Christensen

    Pierson Christensen

    6 dias atrás

    This man is a genius.

  28. Renko Knook

    Renko Knook

    6 dias atrás

    4:03 "in a pineapple under the sea"

  29. Lindy Lou Cantu

    Lindy Lou Cantu

    8 dias atrás

    OMG Love this guy--so funny!!!

  30. Badgee Seey

    Badgee Seey

    8 dias atrás

    Janice: How much larger do you want the pool to be? James: Yes

  31. Valourian


    8 dias atrás


  32. Animal Gurl

    Animal Gurl

    8 dias atrás

    New content!

  33. Proud Canadian

    Proud Canadian

    8 dias atrás

    Whats with the woman that keeps blurting out random shit?

  34. Re Play

    Re Play

    9 dias atrás

    This guy is amazing, he keeps on making me laugh again and again

  35. Tifferdee plays

    Tifferdee plays

    9 dias atrás

    now he looks tall

  36. Tech Planet

    Tech Planet

    9 dias atrás

    I MISSED JAMES VEITCH I watched all of the Ted vids and some on other channels. He is the best comedian (great new concept). I want him like once a week atleast.

  37. Adem2Times


    9 dias atrás

    James, We need to talk about the ducks

    • Natalya


      43 minutos atrás

      Janice: James, we need to talk about the house. It's in the way. James: What house?

    • Philip Kelley

      Philip Kelley

      22 horas atrás

      +Cherry Winters ** Inserts 3 Large Ducks into toilet, wash basin and washing machine **

    • Cherry Winters

      Cherry Winters

      Dia atrás

      @EamonKellyFilms Ah, sorry about that. From now on, no more tiny ducks. You have my word.

    • EamonKellyFilms


      2 dias atrás

      +Cherry Winters I was in a rush this morning but couldn't show until I moved like a hundred tiny ducks

    • Cherry Winters

      Cherry Winters

      2 dias atrás

      Please stop

  38. Ian Dennis

    Ian Dennis

    10 dias atrás

    Reminds me of Dave Gorman

  39. Prakticals!


    10 dias atrás

    Doesn't this guy have a slightest of resemblance to Mr. Charlie Puth?

  40. angel rain

    angel rain

    11 dias atrás

    Makes me long for the days when comedy was actually funny. This isn't comedy this is stupid

  41. Spartan 115

    Spartan 115

    11 dias atrás

    1K people have no sense of humor.

  42. Rommel Cardona

    Rommel Cardona

    11 dias atrás

    Please @Jamesveitch Get over it. Nobody believes those “conversations” of yours anymore

  43. Missy debatingaftershock

    Missy debatingaftershock

    11 dias atrás

    Anyone who has an occupation with humans in customer service.... Knows there are way too many nutty folks out there Haha Poor girl She was so professional 😂

  44. Mariana Garay

    Mariana Garay

    11 dias atrás

    My school used a bit of this video on a video about older people catfishing young kids.

  45. Jillybeener W

    Jillybeener W

    11 dias atrás

    One of my favorite entertainers! thanks for the laughs James Veitch

  46. Lola Lilac

    Lola Lilac

    11 dias atrás

    Hecklers are soooo annoying

  47. john hans

    john hans

    11 dias atrás

    Those brain dead pauses.

  48. Raheema Javid

    Raheema Javid

    12 dias atrás

    he gets commmedy

  49. Ayla Bell

    Ayla Bell

    12 dias atrás

    James is a great comic but he only really has 1 bit, I’ve seen him do this exact bit about 3-4 times now, he needs new material

  50. MegaCoin


    12 dias atrás

    This man replying to emails is the best thing that has ever happened to google communication

  51. KingsleyIII


    12 dias atrás

    At 0:46, James is staring at the audience like "Really? I haven't even gotten to the funny yet!"

  52. natalie poobear

    natalie poobear

    12 dias atrás

    He's so funny plz have him back on

  53. Rei_ A

    Rei_ A

    12 dias atrás

    I am trying to raise the balance for the Gummy Bear so he can submit all the needed Fizzy Cola Bottle Jelly Beans to the Creme Egg for the Peanut M&Ms process to start.

  54. bennz zhren

    bennz zhren

    12 dias atrás

    always fun to watch james replying to random spam emails

  55. Metalleon 24

    Metalleon 24

    12 dias atrás

    Someone somehow NEEDS to get this man a much longer show. Like a proper stand up show with his signature style

  56. tekarts


    13 dias atrás

    I'm Kevetching!

  57. Kevin G

    Kevin G

    13 dias atrás

    HE'S BACK!!

  58. Parita Mehta

    Parita Mehta

    13 dias atrás

    nailed it Veitch!

  59. Bridget


    13 dias atrás

    For the first half nothing was that funny but I was still laughing along with the crowd because... it’s James Veitch, you just KNOW what he’s going to do

  60. rohan nabar

    rohan nabar

    13 dias atrás

    does everything become unfunny the moment it steps on Jimmy Fallon show ?

  61. Jessie Liu

    Jessie Liu

    14 dias atrás

    but does he get to keep his toy rubber ducks

  62. Mikashi


    14 dias atrás

    swimming pools? gee i was really sure the HUMMUS WAS GONNA BE BIG

  63. Cheryl Sibson

    Cheryl Sibson

    14 dias atrás

    OK, actual footage of goose flying in on the pool leaving green slimmy goose do -do oh wait, that's a Canadian joke ha ha

  64. The Unholy Smirk

    The Unholy Smirk

    14 dias atrás


  65. The Unholy Smirk

    The Unholy Smirk

    14 dias atrás

    breaking news, Harry Potter spotted doing stand up comedy with projected pensive memories

  66. sabiha khan

    sabiha khan

    14 dias atrás

    His shirt tho...

  67. Human Being

    Human Being

    14 dias atrás

    This man is brilliant!

  68. motherofone1


    14 dias atrás

    I love James Veitch...

  69. Blackpink Isn't in my area

    Blackpink Isn't in my area

    15 dias atrás

    Am I the only one who tried searching up “relex pools”?

  70. Tabitha Cooper

    Tabitha Cooper

    15 dias atrás

    Just gonna say it now: James needs to team up with John Oliver to cause some magnificent Chaos!

  71. Endlessocean8


    15 dias atrás

    I wanT A MOAT NOW

  72. Sara Zahid

    Sara Zahid

    16 dias atrás

    I love how he is wearing a sweatshirt with a T-rex on it 😂

  73. Yeontan's eyebrows

    Yeontan's eyebrows

    16 dias atrás

    His army of ducks will be at home there.

  74. IndigoWolf Soul

    IndigoWolf Soul

    16 dias atrás

    I need all your videos, James. I almost forgot about you

  75. Bharath Sankaranarayanan

    Bharath Sankaranarayanan

    16 dias atrás

    it's all about that Hummus!

  76. Uriel Acosta

    Uriel Acosta

    16 dias atrás

    He sounds like Grian.

  77. Jiang Ping Jiang

    Jiang Ping Jiang

    17 dias atrás

    I was missing my daily dose of James!!

  78. Slipzfpv


    17 dias atrás

    House boats are nice too

  79. Sanat Gupta

    Sanat Gupta

    17 dias atrás

    relex pools = rolex fools

  80. R L

    R L

    18 dias atrás

    Annoying women who just can't control their own lousy fucking mouth.

  81. Funky 1994

    Funky 1994

    19 dias atrás

    His voice is distrurbing me..

  82. Meg


    19 dias atrás

    oh just brilliant! I had a bad day today and just seeing this... I couldn't stop laughing! amazing!!!!

  83. Silver


    19 dias atrás

    I've had a week from hell and this cheered me up some. Also,thanks to you,I've started my hand at heckling spammers on a fake email address...its awesome

  84. AllThingsFunny XE

    AllThingsFunny XE

    20 dias atrás

    Veich is the best

  85. Ethan Saville

    Ethan Saville

    20 dias atrás

    To this day, Janice still does not know

  86. kleautvieul


    20 dias atrás

    Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool. I gave him a glass of water.

  87. Chynna Smith

    Chynna Smith

    20 dias atrás

    Anyone know more information about Jame’s comedy show they announced briefly at the end?

  88. Chynna Smith

    Chynna Smith

    20 dias atrás

    I love Jame’s jokes! I’ve watched his videos multiple times over and they always make me laugh.

  89. Sam Sterling

    Sam Sterling

    21 dia atrás

    Very similar to Dave Gorman.

  90. stargoop


    21 dia atrás

    To make a longer story shorter... JV is awesome!! I bought a net online for catching footballs. It's a simple thing that consists of two upside down T shapes with a bar that connects them on the ground. A net is then attached and stretched between the poles. I emailed the company that it was defective. They replied with a request for a description of the problem. I responded that one of the vertical poles was too wide to slip into the joint on the base...would they please replace the pole or the joint. Very concerned, they requested pictures of the defect. I sent pictures of the base and the pole. Apparently that was not clear enough because they required a more detailed description of the defect. I sent it. And would I please send more pictures. I sent a stock photo of the Forza Football Quarterback Throwing Net after drawing red circles around the tip of the pole and the joint with an arrow pointing to where they fit together. I have just received another request for more pictures and details. Frustrated and furious I sent them an email asking what more could they want (I considered sending pictures of friends and family in funny poses with the pole). Then I thought of James Veitch. I re-watched some of his videos and as my anger melted into laughter I said out loud "my god I've been Veitched!" You know that a comedian is an original when you use his name as a verb.

  91. C Jack

    C Jack

    21 dia atrás

    More Veitch!

  92. Natalie Kendel

    Natalie Kendel

    22 dias atrás

    That woman in the crowd needs to shut the hell up!!!

  93. DannyB Plays

    DannyB Plays

    22 dias atrás

    To the woman yelling out things by herself when everyone else wasn't speaking: SHUT THE FUCK UP!

  94. Comparsa London

    Comparsa London

    22 dias atrás

    stolen premise :

  95. Sonic2000


    22 dias atrás

    The world needs more james veitch

  96. Jessica Holmes

    Jessica Holmes

    22 dias atrás

    Chime: Catch this first wave: 💵💵💵Automatic $50, refer for $50, paycheck as early as two days, sometimes 4

  97. sara lipkind

    sara lipkind

    23 dias atrás

    I love the duck one

  98. Celtic Musician

    Celtic Musician

    23 dias atrás

    James Veitch is our lord and savior. He is more holy than any religious figures you can think of. We must feed him. We must feed him what he asks for. James Veitch is our lord and savior.

  99. Camden Greene

    Camden Greene

    23 dias atrás

    Yes!!! Love this guy!

  100. Niamh Harhen

    Niamh Harhen

    23 dias atrás

    Am I the only one who kept staring at the dinosaur jumper? 😂

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