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Mark Normand: Women On Dating Apps Are Height Supremacists - CONAN on TBS

Mark isn’t over six feet tall, but he is still growing as a person.
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Comentários

  1. Morshed

    Morshed

    6 horas atrás

    Get him on Amazon Prime :D

  2. semjaavria

    semjaavria

    8 horas atrás

    Wow he was great

  3. Narciso Hernandez

    Narciso Hernandez

    9 horas atrás

    "thanks a lot I'm Kevin Hart" 😂

  4. MUU !

    MUU !

    13 horas atrás

    How tall is this guy?

  5. priceless1995

    priceless1995

    20 horas atrás

    "Thanks alot I'm Kevin Hart"

  6. Cory Brennan

    Cory Brennan

    23 horas atrás

    He's my favorite hack ever lol

  7. Sean mander

    Sean mander

    Dia atrás

    he moves like an animatronic lol

  8. MemeLord49

    MemeLord49

    Dia atrás

    "I'm Kevin Hart"-Mark Normand

  9. CJ Carpenter

    CJ Carpenter

    Dia atrás

    I’m 5’11, I just say I’m 6’0 how would they know..?

  10. Mike Crupi

    Mike Crupi

    Dia atrás

    Old school stand up, guy's got great timing and solid punchlines

  11. Bagfries

    Bagfries

    Dia atrás

    American Jimmy Carr

  12. Peter Burman

    Peter Burman

    2 dias atrás

    Well considering there is no wage gap, lol....

  13. NPJHga

    NPJHga

    2 dias atrás

    A woman’s profiles says she’s six feet tall and “height matters”? Really? You’re taller than most men!

  14. pedro correa

    pedro correa

    2 dias atrás

    It gets better. You know what beats 6 feet tall? 5'10 with muscles and a job. Every time.

  15. Aryiana Moore

    Aryiana Moore

    2 dias atrás

    I’m sad. As a black person I was hoping for a better privilege. Well guess I gotta but more purple now.

  16. fabian padilla

    fabian padilla

    2 dias atrás

    those hand movements tho

  17. PHELCAN

    PHELCAN

    2 dias atrás

    Sounds like classic comedy but modernized. Pretty awesome

  18. Terwilligerful

    Terwilligerful

    3 dias atrás

    This Kevin Hart guy is hilarious!

  19. DatVideoDoe

    DatVideoDoe

    3 dias atrás

    Ugh straight white men just aren’t funny. Leave the comedy to women

  20. William Andrews

    William Andrews

    4 dias atrás

    That closing with the callback was amazing.

  21. RJ Parker

    RJ Parker

    6 dias atrás

    does he say he is kevin heart at the end?

  22. AmazingSase

    AmazingSase

    6 dias atrás

    Like a boss, speak the truth

  23. Zoddhand

    Zoddhand

    6 dias atrás

    Can I cut his ear lobes

  24. vm3m m3mv

    vm3m m3mv

    10 dias atrás

    Funny dude I'll watch more

  25. YouSmellLikeACat

    YouSmellLikeACat

    13 dias atrás

    This guy is hilarious

  26. Eric Ahmed

    Eric Ahmed

    14 dias atrás

    This guy is legit

  27. deistmutt

    deistmutt

    15 dias atrás

    He's always funny and delivers

  28. ClanBBQ4life

    ClanBBQ4life

    16 dias atrás

    mark is great

  29. Will Hartley

    Will Hartley

    17 dias atrás

    If things weren't so PC these days, this would be a pretty standard set. We've all heard these jokes before, they're just a bit more subversive now.

  30. soo_spicy

    soo_spicy

    18 dias atrás

    This guys great

  31. Bruce Wayne

    Bruce Wayne

    19 dias atrás

    Kevin Heart looks different these days. Is that racist?

  32. Louisa Austin

    Louisa Austin

    19 dias atrás

    I can't wear a purple suit. 🤣

  33. noorizerx

    noorizerx

    20 dias atrás

    Please someone tell me why he always says Im Kevin Hart ?

  34. Amor27

    Amor27

    20 dias atrás

    Mark Ruffalo and Ben Affleck

  35. fleemos

    fleemos

    20 dias atrás

    I couldn't stop laughing, this is some of the best stand up I've seen in a while.

  36. Ian Reed

    Ian Reed

    21 dia atrás

    this is weird but good lol

  37. Guilherme Oliveira

    Guilherme Oliveira

    22 dias atrás

    Hahahahahahaha this dude’s good

  38. TooSick2Di3

    TooSick2Di3

    22 dias atrás

    This guy funny asf, I love how he delivers those jokes

  39. Supreet Sahu

    Supreet Sahu

    22 dias atrás

    "thanks a lot I'm Kevin Hart"

  40. Meso

    Meso

    22 dias atrás

    That orgasm thing is bs, I've only been with one girl that have made me orgasm, idk where do I find all this amazing woman at sex? Most of them just lays there like a pillow

  41. sinnexz

    sinnexz

    22 dias atrás

    this guy is riding a motorcycle of humor along the precipice of norm.. Funny dude..

  42. EVITA 01

    EVITA 01

    22 dias atrás

    The guage gap isn't real, the orgasm gap is

  43. Airone Vargas

    Airone Vargas

    23 dias atrás

    “Thanks a lot, I’m Kevin Hart!” At the end i died😂

  44. one2oneish

    one2oneish

    23 dias atrás

    That was an absolute classic.

  45. Arya Pourtabatabaie

    Arya Pourtabatabaie

    23 dias atrás

    I like his “minimum effort” style, it’s pretty fresh.

  46. taylor

    taylor

    23 dias atrás

    lol mark is bad at sex.

  47. Mindfull Don Juan

    Mindfull Don Juan

    23 dias atrás

    "wooow That's body shaming it's hard for me to loose weight" "well it's harder for me to gain height"

  48. Romano Vergerio

    Romano Vergerio

    23 dias atrás

    Yo... I love this guy

  49. Vaalferatus

    Vaalferatus

    23 dias atrás

    True how black people can wear a purple suit and look sharp and if I wear it I look mentally ill.

  50. Officer-Ant

    Officer-Ant

    23 dias atrás

    Tss Tss yeah taks guts, how bout livers and lungs u sock cukka. Hunk a gobbage

  51. HHHawk

    HHHawk

    23 dias atrás

    Lol thats pretty good

  52. MattoManiac

    MattoManiac

    23 dias atrás

    This guy's got weird looking ears I couldn't stop looking, Pretty funny dude though.

  53. Елдар Джабраилов

    Елдар Джабраилов

    23 dias atrás

    Looks like Mark Ruffalo

  54. Sean Connery

    Sean Connery

    23 dias atrás

    These “women are height hitlers” jokes has been a reoccurring type of joke for comedians and i love the awareness raising for hypocrisy by women who say men have to be a certain height which they can’t help but men saying women should weigh less than a gorilla are mysogynyst.

  55. hestolemycracker5

    hestolemycracker5

    24 dias atrás

    Did he say he was Kevin Hart at the end? 😂

  56. Blessed Lucifer

    Blessed Lucifer

    24 dias atrás

    if only he had a better platform i felt he was more robotic than human good jokes though i would love to hear these jokes in a place where he isn't restricted

  57. T Clark

    T Clark

    24 dias atrás

    Good set. He took a lotta grief for his Harold & Pete character, but he's a solid comedian

  58. Dave

    Dave

    24 dias atrás

    Poor guy clearly walks on comedy egg shells. Don’t do it. You’ll have more success being a normal comic. Look at Joe Rogan and Andrew Schultz

  59. Clint Eastwood

    Clint Eastwood

    24 dias atrás

    "I'm not a racist I'm AROUSED." That's good.

  60. Sepehr Jalali moghaddam

    Sepehr Jalali moghaddam

    24 dias atrás

    Good jokes, perfect delivery 👌👍 Loved it totally 👍👍👍👍

  61. Jorge Gutierrez

    Jorge Gutierrez

    24 dias atrás

    This guy is funny 😂

  62. Emma Fang

    Emma Fang

    24 dias atrás

    He's hot why am I even watching comedy can get wet???

  63. rashid azzan

    rashid azzan

    24 dias atrás

    He is really good

  64. Lauren OldAcct

    Lauren OldAcct

    24 dias atrás

    I’m too distracted by his Adam’s apple

  65. Roentgen Lee

    Roentgen Lee

    24 dias atrás

    I can’t stop thinking Jim from the office.

  66. Gyoubu Masataka Oniwa

    Gyoubu Masataka Oniwa

    24 dias atrás

    Did we just witness the birth of one of the smoothest comedian's ever?

  67. Super Scapegoat

    Super Scapegoat

    24 dias atrás

    He has he same charm and demeanor of Rodney Dangerfield. 👍

  68. jai devnani

    jai devnani

    24 dias atrás

    Is it just me or he really sounds like Matthew... McConaghey?

    • Where the heck is my Kummerspeck?

      Where the heck is my Kummerspeck?

      22 dias atrás

      jai devnani It‘s just you

  69. James Brendan

    James Brendan

    24 dias atrás

    not a fan of interracial couples tbh.. the media’s been shoving that into our throats since forever. now i get sick looking at them

  70. Wehere323

    Wehere323

    24 dias atrás

    “Black people ... I can’t wear a purple suit ... looks like fun!” Lmao

  71. Mary Rose Kent

    Mary Rose Kent

    24 dias atrás

    That has to be the pointiest Adam’s apple _ever._

  72. Marios Philippou

    Marios Philippou

    24 dias atrás

    Simply brilliant...!! Kudos

  73. Presh

    Presh

    24 dias atrás

    "I'm not a racist i'm a-roused" lmaooo love this guy

  74. Ali Aziz

    Ali Aziz

    24 dias atrás

    dude's got an adam's pineapple!

  75. College Advice

    College Advice

    25 dias atrás

    "The Dating App Confessions"...on Amazon

  76. MrDavidhasslehoff

    MrDavidhasslehoff

    25 dias atrás

    Good job Mark!

  77. dankie poo

    dankie poo

    25 dias atrás

    women have worked WAY TOO HARD to give up on their right to a man who is at least 6 feet tall, can make them laugh every single day, will always talk about a relevant topic intelligently in a way that doesn't instantly make them bored, loves spending hard-earned money on the latest yelp fad, and so on and so forth but, really, it comes down to genetics and maybe 10% of being born in a family who gives you the right nutrition and care until you turn 18.

  78. eric cartman

    eric cartman

    25 dias atrás

    omfg his adam's apple is triggerin me.. WTF is that?..

    • rsjrx

      rsjrx

      24 dias atrás

      Sir. It’s pronounced trigga

  79. Speed Demon

    Speed Demon

    25 dias atrás

    The women on dating apps delusionally think they're so special and a gift from god but they aren't.

    • Kenshin Himura

      Kenshin Himura

      22 dias atrás

      Yeah, every woman thinks she’s a goddess.

  80. Violenza Fantastica

    Violenza Fantastica

    25 dias atrás

    "If I talk about race inevitably another white person will call me racist, its what we do now" hilarious commentary, too true

    • GreedAndSelfishness

      GreedAndSelfishness

      22 dias atrás

      Theres nothing worse than a white person trying to prove how non-racist he/she is by constantly accusing others of racism.

  81. Jamie Guthrie

    Jamie Guthrie

    25 dias atrás

    He's like a better looking Family Guy!

  82. Ержан Насанов

    Ержан Насанов

    25 dias atrás

    this guys smooth

  83. Brandon Farner

    Brandon Farner

    25 dias atrás

    I read it as Norm Macdonald

  84. Jay Middleton

    Jay Middleton

    25 dias atrás

    Is anyone else here because they misread it as Norm Macdonald?

  85. Dae Mitchell

    Dae Mitchell

    25 dias atrás

    “Im not a racist, I’m aroused” should have gotten way more of a pop than it did. Over the crowds head.

  86. Bryce Harvey

    Bryce Harvey

    25 dias atrás

    only about 20 years of classic literature and jaded thoughts for him to become our new Norm McDonald

  87. Submersed24

    Submersed24

    25 dias atrás

    I'm 6'4 and I don't get any matches at all, I'm not even that ugly, just average looking

    • BlackDeath12345

      BlackDeath12345

      25 dias atrás

      Submersed24 u got to have it all

  88. PoeticSonic

    PoeticSonic

    25 dias atrás

    I was waiting for the "I am Kevin heart" joke more than his whole set...even though his set was funny

  89. Robrodius

    Robrodius

    25 dias atrás

    "thanks a lot, I'm Kevin Hart" 😂😂😂

  90. tone

    tone

    25 dias atrás

    that “trigga word” joke was funny af 😂😂

  91. Sean Hochman

    Sean Hochman

    25 dias atrás

    Damn he’s so good

  92. Rekan D

    Rekan D

    25 dias atrás

    🤣🤣

  93. Kingra 90

    Kingra 90

    25 dias atrás

    it was great one of the very best standup stuff that I heard

  94. runswithraptors

    runswithraptors

    25 dias atrás

    Is this guy the reincarnated spirit of Norm Macdonald?

  95. Narmeen Ulfdfd

    Narmeen Ulfdfd

    25 dias atrás

    Annoying ewww 🤮🤮🤮🤮

  96. Zengine

    Zengine

    25 dias atrás

    this isnt edgy or brave

  97. The Stegman

    The Stegman

    25 dias atrás

    I like this guy. ANOTHER!

  98. Vishal Singh

    Vishal Singh

    25 dias atrás

    I want him to meet Kevin Hart.

  99. Dom

    Dom

    25 dias atrás

    “IM KEVIN HART”

  100. Bodhi Fitness

    Bodhi Fitness

    25 dias atrás

    Wait I missed the part of the video where the title is relevant?

    • Dimma

      Dimma

      25 dias atrás

      1:40

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