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  1. rSlash


    2 meses atrás

    What's the worst thing YOU did as a kid/teen? When I was super little, I was playing with matches inside the house. Well, my kid brain didn't realize that an extinguished match can still catch things on fire... so I threw the extinguished match in the trashcan. A few minutes later, THE WHOLE TRASH CAN WAS ON FIRE AHHHHH MOMMYYYYY AAAHHHHHH!!!!!! My mom came in and threw the trash can in the tub and extinguished it. When she was done with me... let's just say I never played with matches again.

    • PaxleyPlayz L33T

      PaxleyPlayz L33T

      8 dias atrás

      Now, I'm not an adult yet. Even when I do become an adult I'll be the furthest thing from it. But I really thought I would get it. What had happened when I was around maybe 12 or 13. My mind here when I look back was still incredibly childish compared to me now. Blame experience. But my dad's boss's grandson had brought his iPad. He was older than me, having a cool thing like that. He was playing Hay Day. Hay Day being one of those "Build-Up resources" games like Monster Legends or others. He was spending real money using his grandfather's card. I looked carefully at what he typed as a password to buy him more money. I had spent 750 dollars on his iPad. Oh, his grandfather showed up quickly. I was crying the entire time because I knew it was my fault, and my younger brother did too. He comes in later. The grandfather said it wasnt mine and not to worry. Fast forward to night time. My mom has heard about what happened, only event, not cause. Me and my brother are arguing. And he whispers something to my mom. Her face never has changed expression so quickly. She asked me if I bought all of that. I sheepishly explained that I may have bought it once or twice. She slapped me, that slap wasn't hurting but it gave me the adrenaline to get up and run. And it gave her the adrenaline to JUMP THE COFFEE TABLE and chase me. Thank God my father came home then and there to stand in the way. I got off with yelling and everything was fine in the morning. Except a comment my mom made to my brother when he asked to play a game on her phone, "Don't BUY anything' snarky toned, looking at me as she said it. I have my own card now but I steer clear of any type of game in that nature. And whenever I see Hay Day in any situation, my heart always sinks.

    • Jeff Mcmullen

      Jeff Mcmullen

      10 dias atrás


    • Jeff Mcmullen

      Jeff Mcmullen

      10 dias atrás

      Climbed a basketball hoop longstory short i fell on the cement while on the top then IT fell on me so ye i got a concussion

    • Alexandra Luster

      Alexandra Luster

      27 dias atrás

      When my Dad was a kid, there was a ditch right behind his house, and he would fill it with lighter fluid, then set it on fire. One time, the fire managed to catch the can on fire, and my Dad didn't know what to do. he just started running toward the house, and my grandpa saw him, grabbed the can from him, and threw it as it exploded into fire. Also, this isn't the only time my father has almost died, and given his track record, I doubt there will be a last.

    • Vision Tale

      Vision Tale

      27 dias atrás

      drawing on the bathroom walls at school when they called my dad i was so distraught and upset i scratched a hole into my hand i was suspended for three days and had bandages on my hand for a week i shoveled alot of snow (worst part everything i wrote was positive and encouraging)

  2. meta gaming

    meta gaming

    35 minutos atrás

    What kind of stick did that kind of stick did that kid throw through the storm glass window

  3. scooby poopy poo

    scooby poopy poo

    7 horas atrás


  4. Beany Babe

    Beany Babe

    Dia atrás

    I know this is an older video, but man do I have a story. I had a hopeless crush on my best friend, and after years of unrequited feelings, we ended up getting “involved”. (Both girls, homophobic families) Sleeping together, making out at any opportunity, everything. Eventually she let her parents know, and they were going to OUT ME TO MY PARENTS. I was TERRIFIED. Never begged so hard in my life. They decided against outing me, and instead convinced me to come out to my parents while my parents were on vacation by telling me I couldn’t be friends with my best friend if I didn’t tell them. Worst time in my life.

  5. Gr8-2B White

    Gr8-2B White

    2 dias atrás

    The dad coming out for a smoke is an absolute genius lol. He comes out, sizes up the situtation, and immediately goes back inside. He just said NOPE not touching this one. On a side note, all these people are choirboys compared to the shit I did when I was a kid.

  6. Hitech gaming

    Hitech gaming

    2 dias atrás

    2:48 legend says he is still being stared at

  7. Derpy Derp

    Derpy Derp

    2 dias atrás

    Ruined a pure white suit by sliding down a hillside while at a wedding and everyone at the wedding saw because I said look

  8. Christian Vogt

    Christian Vogt

    2 dias atrás

    Riding with my Brother on our Montain Bikes in the Living Room (Carpe). 20 Years later i told her and had to learn that even when youre already in your mid 30´s your Mom can be dangerous to you

  9. The Proclaimed

    The Proclaimed

    5 dias atrás

    License to drive at night? What kind of fucked up system for driving do America really have?

  10. gamingknight 47

    gamingknight 47

    6 dias atrás

    Good thing i have dreamed of driving a car and i dont have to do it underage

  11. Mason F

    Mason F

    6 dias atrás

    i have such good stories, my god. Ive done some crazy shit...

  12. The Golden Crystal

    The Golden Crystal

    7 dias atrás

    My boyfriend and I were having a tickle fight in my room a few months ago, and my stepbrother walked in to see my boyfriend pinning me to the bed to get me to stop tickling him. I thought my stepbrother was going to lose it, but he just calmly walked away.

  13. Dat Dude

    Dat Dude

    7 dias atrás

    The skipping/cheating thing. Yeah everyone knows that. The way I do it, it could probably be considered cheating if you count cheating more time on games

  14. Gabby Hall

    Gabby Hall

    8 dias atrás

    When I was 17 I had my boyfriend at the time come over after my dad had left the house. I was supposed to be cleaning, which I was actually planning on doing. But he somehow pressured me into having sex with him. Well apparently my dad was calling my phone and when I didn't answer he made a u-turn. And walked in. He kicked the gate down and tased my boyfriend with me on top. So that's the story of how I almost died. (Overly exaggerated) if you didn't realize skin to skin contact meant I felt that tazing. My dad to this day talks about how he was walking out of the house crying that he felt like he was having a heart attack and my dad told him he was, go to the hospital LOL

  15. FireExtremeKC


    8 dias atrás

    Wait you can speak pig Latin to

  16. shastapurpledaisy


    9 dias atrás

    When I was little, preschool age, we had just gotten new carpet in our rental home and I got into the bright blue acrylic paint. It got everywhere. My mum woke up saw me in a puddle of blue paint. She grabbed me and through me in the tub. It took our body builder neighbor to scrub it out. Not as epic as these stories. Then again most of the big things that I probably would have been screamed at for my mum didn’t find out about until recently. Like how a friend would sneak vodka drinks into school and our friend group would share them. I got “drunk” off one that she let me have all the myself before school started and could not stop laughing. Honestly surprised I wasn’t caught that day. It was a public school so I guess the school was used to it.

  17. Trista Evenson

    Trista Evenson

    9 dias atrás

    Yesterday I found out my driver's license was expired by three months. Only realised because the nice guy at the liquor store gave me a heart attack thinking I was going to get in trouble despite being 18, legal drinking age where I live, only to hear "you're going to hate me, it's expired." When I asked if he needed me to take it out of my wallet's window. I could feel the blood leave my face. Walked out of there without my liquor and raging anxiety.

  18. Wild One

    Wild One

    9 dias atrás

    I tried driving while drowsy. Hit a truck from behind. He let me go because no one got hurt and he loved Jesus that much (he literally started talking about God for about 5 minutes while I was trying to get my thoughts together). I am so glad that it wasn't a child and that my parents, to this day, know nothing about the car accident. However, it did make me a suspect in a hit and run a year later. Didn't take long for the police to find that it wasn't me, though. Now, my car not only has damage in the front, but, thanks to my sister driving in lala land while driving up my driveway, I have a bent bumper and a broken back light. I'm surprised that police haven't pulled me over about that, even when driving at night and the entirety of the light is white. I guess I can say that I'm lucky.

  19. Jesus Christ

    Jesus Christ

    9 dias atrás

    My story... so this was this year I was 12 and I was fine at math but we took a few days off of school and I missed 3 tests.. I was like oh well I will make them up... THE NEXT DAY I get a report card BIG FAT (F) I knew I had to act fast or I was dead then when my parents found out, I lied and said it was a mistake with the test not being graded then they got an email from my teacher saying I could find notes to bring up my F and I wanted to DIE and ya know what all the time I spent wasting planning this out and you know what they said... it’s ok it’s only a progress report you have 3 weeks to make that up... I got an A the next week and was glad but disappinted I was so nervous

  20. Tittyanna Fox

    Tittyanna Fox

    12 dias atrás

    thank god for the IRA

  21. W0lffy


    12 dias atrás

    I would pay to hear you say fu*k

  22. Sad On Sundays

    Sad On Sundays

    13 dias atrás

    once my sister took me to Hot Topic to get a shirt my mom disapproved of cos she thought it was creepy. was waiting to get grounded but instead, my dad was in my side (me having an MCR and other band merch) and never let my mom see it. still haven't told her.

  23. Quart3rmain3


    14 dias atrás

    Dad threw me the keys to start his Kia Rio. Manual 5 speed parked under the carport behind the house. Little did I know he kept the car in gear. Once I took my foot off the clutch car lurches forward and destroys one of the support beams. Jesus knew I was coming.

  24. The crusading Knight

    The crusading Knight

    14 dias atrás

    So I was on a construction site with a few friends. Which was strictly forbidden by my dad. So when I saw my dad walking in the distance I ran in the building under construction to hide. Because I new If he saw me I be dead. Thank god he didn’t see us. I was so scared he’s saw me I wanted to die there. In the 3 weeks after the incident i wanted to have as little time with my dad as possible. In fear I might leak something about the construction site. (English is not my first language so you know for any errors.

  25. Helena Berthiaume

    Helena Berthiaume

    16 dias atrás

    So many times..... can't pick one. O.o X'D

  26. Jeff Laforce II

    Jeff Laforce II

    17 dias atrás

    When I was 16 my mom and I were yelling and arguing at each other for some reason stupid... After of having enough of arguing I throw my hands up and said “Ok fine...whatever!!” I marched to my room and slammed the door...I was unaware she was behind me... When I slammed the door I heard the most frightening growl like sound as fingers came from the other side...gripping the my side of the door then the door and everything that was attached to it made it’s way in the front yard... In the reflections of my Mom’s eyes I seen my face as white as snow.... The only thing I could do before mom unleashed her wrath was a short prayer. “ Oh dear god don’t let her kill me.” X.X

  27. pipeline gunner

    pipeline gunner

    18 dias atrás

    Freshman year my mom went to Vegas on a conference during spring break and let me stay at home by myself left me 250 so ofcourse I threw a party I rode my dirt bike through the house stopped in the kitchen did a burnout and a donut. I was remembered for that then when mom got back I walked in the house to the death stare worst 5 minutes I got 5 minutes of silent treatment then she handed me two big bags and said your dad is on his way

  28. Predator21798


    19 dias atrás

    So I had an air gun experience when I was 12. Been shooting my BB gun for a long time and needed a new target, so I set out an empty beer box on top of the outdoor glass table. Decided to shoot down onto the box from the veranda. I think we all know how this one ends

  29. Heck Darn

    Heck Darn

    19 dias atrás

    My fuck yo happend last weekend. I had a drink and smoked some pot but my dad girlfriend only know about the drinking. I have to tell my dad or else my sister will I’m fucked.



    20 dias atrás

    3:00 enter Randy from Southpark carrying his balls in a wheelbarrow

  31. toncraye


    21 dia atrás

    I was a teen and have two younger brothers. The youngest loved to tease and antagonize me, as he knew he could get a raise out of me. One day I had enough and chased after him. He runs to my parents room, as it was the only interior room in the house with a lock (the rest had been removed by my parents because this was a common occurrence between me and my brothers.) I banged on the door, trying to get him to open up. I then let my body weight bang against the door, and the door gave way. It swung open as the molding all around the door feel down, pulling some of the paint off the drywall and destroying the door jam. I knew I was dead. My brother knew I was dead. So he just laughed and walked out. I made them promise not to tell, as it wasn’t the only thing we did while mom wasn’t home so he kept it secret. I went to my dads tool shed and started working, nailing the molding back up, rebuilding the door jam, and repainting the wall to hide the damaged drywall. I did an ok job and I got away with it for a few days. I thought I was in the clear until I hear my mom shout, “Boys! Did something happen to my door?” My youngest brother shouted, “[toncraye] Did it!” I got in trouble, but even my mom admitted I almost got away with it. A small gap in the molding and two small drop of paint on her pjs that had been folded on the floor a few feet away were the only evidence.

  32. DippyFresh Flip a dip dip

    DippyFresh Flip a dip dip

    22 dias atrás

    I got my report card and had a C. An 84 percent. My mom was "disappointed" in me which is so much worse than her being mad at me. Also, once, my brother dared me to eat a spoonful of warm mayonnaise for 50 cents. I did this, almost threw up, and did not get payed. I did not get in trouble but it was stupid of me.

  33. yinyangdragonx


    22 dias atrás

    if you browse adult content make sure to ask a trusted friend (who won't check it) to wipe your computer's hard drive and then throw it in a bath tub filled with water while it is plugged in, when you pass, that way all your dirty secrets can die with you for those secrets must never see the light of day

  34. Bleak Ambition

    Bleak Ambition

    22 dias atrás

    *Don't Kink Shame*

  35. MANiEATER _


    23 dias atrás

    I once cut a live wire with a knife when I was about 6 or 7 years old. There was bright light and sparks which caught the attention of our landlady. She started screaming that I should let go of the knife. Yes, I held on the knife for a good 5 or so seconds. Luckily, the knife was pretty well insulated at the handle so I was not electrocuted. The knife was not so lucky. A few months after this incident, I jumped on a bed with a serrated bread knife emulating a show I just watched. Ended up with a few stitches in my right pinkie finger. I could still move my pinkie but cannot fully extend it. Or that time I fell of our second floor balcony when I was 3 or 4 years old. Or when I fell a long flight of stairs when my nanny accidentally knocked me over with her arse. Or when I was hit by a jeepney. Ah, the memories.

  36. DeathLord2014


    23 dias atrás

    The 30 seconds or minutes thing is semi right because I had a really forgetful mother so I would wait an extra 2 minutes just in case

  37. Magiccazza101


    25 dias atrás

    Okay so I was one of the good and well-behaved students in my year at school who never got into any major trouble. One time when I was 13 during my school's annual sports day, I was being targetted by my bully for a beating. Now, I was a green belt in Taekwon Do at the time and had just learned the spinning back kick. At first I ran away from my bully but he just followed and tried to beat me up. So I decided to think 'Fuck this' and faced him and sent a spinning back kick right in his fat fucking face and legged it the fuck out of there. (It was in self defence, I was feeling threatened) I didn't tell *anyone* that I had basically took part in a fight and like any good school, violence and fighting wasn't allowed. The students all knew and made me famous among my peers for it but I was terrified that if the teachers knew and god forbid my mother knew, I would be a dead girl walking. Fast forwards 4 years. I was 17 and it was the last day of the school year. I was talking to one of my old English teachers with my best friend while I was waiting for the school bus. In mid conversation, he casually brought up that time I kicked the my bully in the face. I froze. Gathering up my words I asked how he knew this and he told me that my *best friend* told him. Turns out that all of the teachers knew as well. So I decided to pluck up the courage to tell my mum during breakfast the next morning preparing for the bollocking she was going to give me for a fight I got into 4 years ago. Luckily, she just laughed and told me to tell her if something like that happened again just in case someone wanted to press charges.

  38. Lord RW

    Lord RW

    26 dias atrás

    when i was a kid (around 10 years old) me and my late cousin (he didn't wear a seat belt) realy liked fires, so we went in to the small woods between our houses and wanted to light a fire, we got a large cardboard box that we would set fire to, we knew setting fire outside isn't the easiest thing to do SOOOOoo i knew something that would help it burn, i put on some gasoline! i have seen my dad use some flammable liquid when trying to light the huge fire on bonfire night, so obviously it would work, i brought the 5liter can for the mower and used it all. then we set it on fire. Needless to say it blew up, i got away with 2nd degree burn on my nose, and no eye brows or eye lashes, my cousin on the other hand, had 2nd degree burns on his feet arms had no eye brows very little hair and i cant remember more, he was put in a bathtub full of water for hours because it hurt so bad. i had a cloth soaked in water for my nose. i assume i would have become a pyromaniac if it wasn't for that incident so I'm kinda glad it happened. It took me like 5years to even light a fire again, I'm now 28 and a expert on fire safety, and i'm allowed to do just about everything with fire by state license.

  39. Aaron Hardy

    Aaron Hardy

    26 dias atrás

    The worst thing i did was bringing a knife to school and what i was talking to the principal i thought of camitting suaside(the knife was in front of me ) becuse of what my father was going to do to me and the belt was very painful that day after 20 lashes

  40. zemorph42


    27 dias atrás

    I lied to my mom and she believed me because it was worse than what I actually did.

  41. Alexandra Luster

    Alexandra Luster

    27 dias atrás

    Worst things I've done: 1. Locked my mom out of the house when I was a toddler. 2. Stayed out too long at a neighbor's house when I was in elementary school 3. Accidentally broke a window with my foot when I was dancing. 4. Broke a candle that I was playing with.

  42. Shahan Cheong

    Shahan Cheong

    27 dias atrás

    Dunno if this counts as "worst", but one time, probably ten years ago, I locked myself out of the family home (I was going to the supermarket about two blocks down the street, or something, and stupidly forgot my keys). Everybody else in the house (brother, parents) were all out. And since I hadn't planned on being out for longer than maybe half an hour - I didn't have my phone on me. Saints be praised - it was summer. That meant that my bedroom window was open. To get to my room, I had to walk through the garden, climb a wall and get up to my window, and then kick in the fly-screen to jump through back into my room. I was in such a panic over screwing up, I completely forgot about how this might look to someone who came across this scene. Suffice to say - when my parents came back later, they were convinced someone had busted into the house. I was so embarrassed by what I'd done, I never told them what actually happened.

  43. Georgia Hershberger

    Georgia Hershberger

    28 dias atrás

    I failed English my freshmen year because my teacher wanted us to read 4 books in a school year (one for each 9 weeks of the year) and do an entire packet WHILE we read. So, I said fuck that, read probably 1 book every 1 1/2 to 2 weeks, then successfully recounted every character and detail about the character. Teacher wasn’t happy, I failed the year and had to do summer school, mom chewed me out so hard I actually lost the privilege to READ. They also took away my books my senior year. English teachers man. Want you to read, but not books that they don’t assign. She almost killed me my senior year too. She’s 4’10” and terrifying.

  44. Deon Joyner

    Deon Joyner

    28 dias atrás

    Accidental manslaughter I think, full strength elbow to the knows, bone into brain cavity or something. Never forget.

  45. Kayleigh Campbell

    Kayleigh Campbell

    28 dias atrás

    Almost burnt down my house. Lets leave it at that.

  46. Micah Clark

    Micah Clark

    29 dias atrás

    My brother got the same message about child porn, told my mom and she was pissed. She fucked with him by making him believe the FBI might be coming, then told him the FBI don’t give warnings.

  47. Microwave


    29 dias atrás

    When I was a toddler I locked my family out of the house for like 30 minutes.... Don't remember it, but that image sounds so funny.

  48. Nicholas Dorris

    Nicholas Dorris

    Mês atrás

    I once spilled candle wax all over me and the worst part was i was only in my underwear

  49. LadyRedHawk


    Mês atrás

    Hmmm...started looking at adult material at 10 or 11, snuck out on multiple occasions within the ages of 17 to 18 just to preform phone sex with boyfriends at the time. Panicked at both my dad finding out about the adult stuff I was looking at at such a young age (had my mom clear the history before I learned how to) and almost shat myself when my mom caught me sneaking back in from my late night escapades (she whispered at me to get to bed and not dare do that again one of the times I came back. I know she knew I was sneaking out to talk to a boyfriend over the phone, just didn't know what else I was up to but needless to say I was scared)

  50. Christopher Taylor

    Christopher Taylor

    Mês atrás

    That 17:12 story, that girlfriend is definitely a keeper, I would kill for a girlfriend like that.

  51. lazari :3

    lazari :3

    Mês atrás

    why does this feel like something my classmates and school mates would say (we are known as a drug school have kids in gangs and other things new principle has turned it around really well)

  52. Covers And others

    Covers And others

    Mês atrás

    i got suspended for three days for my sexuality (not straight) and my aprents are christian i was over at my boyfriends house (before we started dating) and didnt know what time to be home, as i had not talked to my mom, but my dad. he had no idea what our plans were and told me to be home before ten. my mother, had stalked our plans and estimated me to be home around 7:30. i come rolling in about 10:20. got grounded for two weeks

  53. Victor Finngall

    Victor Finngall

    Mês atrás

    Got one of those fake FBI viruses as a kid. I remember thinking "well this is it. My life is over now." I then went on a walk planing my escape from the country. Luckily I had the help of a smartphone to lookup how to uninstall the virus.

  54. Gamertibs


    Mês atrás

    This is my story: So a little background, me my two sisters two brothers mom and dad, run an adult care home, and we take care of two disabled people (and they are super disabled, as in they can't speak or think properly and have a hard time walking, and lots of other brain problems) and since they are disabled, they can't exactly poop in the toilet, so they have diapers. My mom let me do the honors of lighting the match (because that usually got rid of the stench of shit), and I did so, and afterward, I blew out the match but ended up blowing it out of my hand onto my mother's toe. Let's just say she may have screamed a few profanities, and also may have grounded me. (oh yeah, before I forget, I didn't burn the house down)

  55. Prince_Nocturne


    Mês atrás

    When I was 15, I, like most 15 year olds, was a real idiot. Due to some really stupid choices, I somehow found out that one of the back doors to the middle school was unlocked on a weekend. No one was there, and we decided to go onto the school computers and look at porn. This was back in the late 90's, so there really wasn't much in the way of security on the computers, and neither of us had internet at our own house. We ended up there for hours, and my friend not only stupidly printed off pictures, but we ended up forgetting them in the printer. Then... we went back the next weekend. And we got caught. Both of us ended up getting suspended and had to do community service, but going home afterwards, knowing that the teacher that caught us had told our parents... I was raised by a single mother, and if anyone knows what that's like, they know that I had every reason to be scared for my life! Of course, this also resulted in a *FANTASTIC* story of when my mother got to tell off the principal for being a real butthole and becoming the heroine of every student at the school... but that's a story for another time.

  56. Cody Stone

    Cody Stone

    Mês atrás

    I got this thing called the dino hunterz crossbow and it was loaded and I was ready to shoot it but the trailer was faulty and I was in a room full of expensive paintings I don't know why we have them but the thing went off and a painting got impaled

  57. Deadi22


    Mês atrás

    wait what shoe polish is in a spray bottle?

  58. James Mills

    James Mills

    Mês atrás

    When I was 14 me my brother our two cousins and two neighbor girls were outside having a fire. As the night got later all our parents went inside to watch the football game. At this time the one neighbor girl mentioned that her dad kept a bunch of alcohol in his shed which was decked out with a couch and dart board pool table etc. We all went over and started drinking. After a few hours, I was completely shit faced and started getting tired so I decided I was gonna go back and go to bed. They told me not to say anything and go through the back door and straight down the basement stairs by it to my bed so we didn't get caught. So I walk back over get up porch steps and walk into the kitchen. I turn to start going down the stairs and my dad asks what we were all doing. I turned and saw pretty much my whole family was in the living room looking at me so I said we were just hanging out but I was tired and going to bed and went downstairs and went to sleep. I found out the next day that this was not how it actually happened and my first clue was waking up covered in vomit. Turns out it was accurate until I responded to my dad's question. What really happened then was i yelled a bunch of incoherent gibberish then fell down the 30 stairs landed in the cat litter then proceeded to spill it everywhere as I got up threw up on the floor walked passed another cousin without noticing her threw up on my bed then laid down in my own puke and went to sleep. My dad tried yelling at me a bit but decided I suffered enough and told me not to do it again.

  59. Frederik Hounsvad

    Frederik Hounsvad

    Mês atrás

    I liked this for the shower story

  60. zola ubbary

    zola ubbary

    Mês atrás

    My dad almost ran me over I was 8 and allowed to walk to and from school on my own its wasnt far but we where told to always check before crossing road their where three roads between my house and school and they where the main roads in our town so always busy. Not following what my dad said me and my friends used to play chicken which is just running across the near seeing who could be closes to the car as it passed. One day when we where playing i went to run and was literally inches from getting hit by the van. Then i look in the van and its my dad. But he didnt shout at me no he look me dead in the eye and said "I,ll see you when i get home" 7 HOURS of waiting to see if it was my last day on this planet 7

  61. High Constable

    High Constable

    Mês atrás

    One time, when I was 15, I came up with a bright plan of throwing a small firecracker smoke bomb into a school toilet (I went to a grammar school). The idea was to tape a little smoke bomb under the seat cover so smoke would come out when somebody raised the toilet cover. Unfortunately, the smoke firecracker fell out of my hand and started releasing smoke on the floor. For that act I got sent to the principal and received a written warning. Going back home, I tore up the paper and threw it away. Little did I know that the principal also called my mom. If looks could kill, my parents would have killed me that day. Thankfully, suspension as a school punishment doesn't exist in my country.

  62. matsv201


    Mês atrás

    My 16 year ex parents was a bit more chilaxed about me showering with here. They was on a camping trip and med here Sisters boyfriend come visiting... In the camping there was shower booth, but you needed a keytag to have them activated (other vice you only get cold water). So here mom sugested that me and my girlfiend go shower together to save time... Well we didn´t save any time... here mother didn´t seam a bit bothered about it. Well he cough here other daughter with here boyfriend some month earlier.... and she was... well a few years younger. (this is in Europe where the age of consent in the specific country was less then 16 years, i later married a friend of here)

  63. Clayton Dean

    Clayton Dean

    Mês atrás

    Yeah being the youngest out of 3 always means you are prime for targeting, my siblings locked me out one day when my mom left for work, i didn't know, our backdoor sucked and you had to use your shoulder to push it to open it, i thought it was really stuck so I pushed hard and completely shattered the window I was terdified I was gonna die next morning my mom comes home and we tell her what happened, she got mad at them for locking me out

  64. The GeoLand

    The GeoLand

    Mês atrás

    11:45 if you didn’t know, he said child pornography in pig latin

  65. Potato and Chip

    Potato and Chip

    Mês atrás

    I was like 5 or 6 and my brother was getting me mad. So I threaten to call the police on him...i did, but quickly hung up(we had home phones) my mom then screams at us to come down. I guessed she got a call from the police.i got grownded and my mom told me that i had to say sorry to them. BUT THE FUNNIEST PART was that we went clothes shopping my moms boyfriend called her saying that police can to our house and asked if anybody called them and he said lucky day

  66. Underscore Love

    Underscore Love

    Mês atrás

    One night I was out with my girlfriend and we went to the beach then watched the congering I silencer my phone because my group chat was blowing up so I missed 17 calls from my parence then my mom showed up I am now required to text every hour and be home by six so I send her cryptic messages like "when the dragons emerge form the depths of the volcano's the world of the 5th sun will come to an end🖐🌞⛰🗻🌋🔥🧨🎆🎇✨💥"

  67. Talia Vail

    Talia Vail

    Mês atrás

    When I was twelve, my parents left me home alone for the first time for literally fifteen minutes while they went to the store. I got hungry and decided to have some kidney beans straight from a can, because I’m fuckin weird. Problem was, I’d never learned how to use a can opener. My cousin (an adult) ended up walking in on me stabbing a bread knife the length of my forearm into a can of beans. I just froze, and we stared at each other before I said, “Don’t tell my parents.” He did. I wasn’t allowed to stay home alone for three more years.

  68. Silly Goose

    Silly Goose

    Mês atrás

    I got that FBI thing many years back, too. Knowing that I was, in fact, *not* looking at child pornography, I deduced that it had to be some form of scan or virus, and dealt with it appropriately. Some time later, a friend of mine said he got the same thing. Said he paid it. We didn't look at him the same after that.

  69. Aja Langley

    Aja Langley

    Mês atrás

    Late to the party, but a kind of funny story. So I was about nine, maybe ten years old. Growing up we had a ton of animals. The one from this story was a very old and very ornery iguana that hated everyone and everything. He would literally hook his front claws through the mesh tank lid, looking like flipping Godzilla, stare us down, and hiss/whip his tail at us any time we moved. Thus we named him Godzilla. So, on this particular day my dad was in the living room getting ready to hop on the computer for some games. I had asked to hold Godzilla, and he had allowed it since we'd be in the same room. The !Only!Rule! he had give me was to not "play with him." So dad is at his computer, maybe 10-15 feet away, with back to me playing his computer game. I'm sitting on our white loveseat with this evil demon horror of a reptile in my lap. G is putting up with me, at best, as I stroke his spines happily. For some reason I decided I wanted him to be sitting on my shoulder instead of in my lap. So I grabbed him under his forearms and put him on my shoulder so that his tail is hanging in my lap. He crawls back into my lap. I think, 'Maybe I didn't put him up there correctly, I'll try again!' So I repeat. He repeats. Repeat a third time. At this point it's just pure stubbornness that causes me to attempt putting him on my shoulder. He was his own kind of stubborn, and also fed up with my childish attempts to make him obey. He latches onto my face, right at the corner of my mouth. I don't know if you guys are aware, but iguanas are herbivores, yet they're teeth are sharper than razor blades, and they have many, many, many of them. I'm completely oblivious to the pain of my face, and can only think about how much trouble I'm going to get in, and what kind of spanking I'm going to receive when my dad realizes that I've been playing with the Iguana. So with this 4 foot long reptile hanging off the corner of my mouth, blood beginning to pour down my chin and onto my shirt, I am holding my breath and trying to breathe calmly so that dad doesn't turn around and see what I've done. To my dismay, or my salvation, my mother walks in the front door, directly in front of the loveseat that I'm situated on. G let's go of me and crawls back into my lap. My first thought is 'I'm dead.' But the name that bellows from the depths of her rage is not mine, but my father's. I guess she didn't get the memo that I wasn't supposed to be playing with the Iguana. *shrug* Side note, 20 years later I still have this scar near my chin from the bite, and not one on my butt from a whooping. ^_^

  70. Taltzi


    Mês atrás

    my 'oh shit my life is over my parents are gonna kill me' moment was when my parents sat me down to ask me "do you have sonething to tell us? sonething you said to your friends not too long ago?". this was on 28/06/18. i came out to my friends on 05/06/18. i started bawling immediatly. edit: they've accept me now (i came out as bi) but it took some explaning

  71. Doomsday Device

    Doomsday Device

    Mês atrás

    One time I spit in an African American’s hair when I was in kindergarten or first grade I got into a lot of trouble. I never did it again.

  72. Darth Hamster

    Darth Hamster

    Mês atrás

    12:45 I got one like that where it said that my computer was being targeted by malware and 39 viruses were detected. Do not close this page or damage will be done to your memory and emails will be sent to everyone in your email. It was spooky

  73. Old pop WiggleWeiner

    Old pop WiggleWeiner

    Mês atrás

    7th grade I got arrested for drinking whiskey and selling playboys at school. Would been fine but some hoebag snitched me off. Still was a pretty good racket for a while. My mom whooped my ass so hard. Then I had to dig a giant hole and when done fill it in and start a new one. Ah the good old days.

  74. Dark Passenger

    Dark Passenger

    Mês atrás

    When I was 22 I was dating an extremely pretty but not so bright girl. For whatever reason my mum really liked her. We were out drinking one night, I was extremely intoxicated and apparently my girlfriend was too. I was too drunk to notice anything. Well she decided to give me a drive home. This was thirty years ago and like I mentioned I was too drunk to notice anything. Well, needless to say she rolled the car. Luckily neither of us were hurt. I still can't understand that. We dated for a little while after that. My mom always questioned where her car was and I always made up some excuse. We eventually brioke up but for the rest of my mom's life I never told her about the accident. Like I said my mom really liked her and I didn't want to disappoint her by telling her I could of died due to my girlfriend's stupidity

  75. Shamrockχ


    Mês atrás

    5:59 Uh … r/nobodyasked?

  76. minty bleach

    minty bleach

    Mês atrás

    So i shook baby powder all over the house my mom was more mad at her self gor allowing me to get to it

  77. AmmoRacks


    Mês atrás

    I had lock my brother in his room from the outside (it was one of the locks that have the cut out and you can stick a coin into it to lock it) because he had thrown some object at me. My mom who was panicking at the time because one of her sons is locked in his room screaming crying she forgot about being able to unlock the door started to panic and called the fire department to open it and just before the fire department showed up I grabbed a coin from my piggy bank and unlocked it. I will never forget the stare I got.

  78. Catherine Dunn

    Catherine Dunn

    Mês atrás

    The worst thing I ever did was sneak out of the house at 3am and go to a local lake with a bunch of fellow teenagers and get drunk as a skunk. I thought I was being stealthy when I came back home. I was not. My dad woke me up at 6am on a Saturday by running the vacuum cleaner in my room and making a bunch of noise. When I rolled over and saw the Look of Disappointment that promised a stern lecture and a grounding I wanted to die on the spot.

  79. Tigeresscrazy


    Mês atrás

    I didn’t do this but my sister did when we were toddlers my mom put us in the car while it was warming up next thing she knows the car is gone my sister had unbuckled herself and started pretending to drive she put the car in gear thank goodness it was winter cause the only thing that stopped the car from ending up in the neighbors house was a snow bank needless to say we were never left alone in the car again lol

  80. grammer nazi6942069420

    grammer nazi6942069420

    Mês atrás

    Fuck you , you absolute bastard the ira did brillient things for my country because we wanted unity your country starved and masacared my people and blew my great gandas head off im an atheist technicly a fucking terrorist in saudi arebia dont call them terrorists Or ill slit your throut



    Mês atrás

    One time I was watching a little bit of porn (:( ) then my mom comes in and I turn off my iPad, I thought she was going to ask me what was I doing but she grabbed my I Ad and hid it, I feared the worst while thinking if she would check it, luckily, I found it under a pillow and silently deleted my search browser and searched websites and stuff for homework.

  82. REE General Mags

    REE General Mags

    Mês atrás

    The story about the kids who started rolling the car down the hill...yeah, I did that. When I was three, my cousin (also three) and I decided to take my mom’s car to the store since she wouldn’t take us to get candy. Ok, I sat “my cousin and I decided,” but it was me. I decided. Anyway, so this was in northern Florida and in a particularly dry summer. We were in a rural area and our driveway was on an incline and about a quarter of a mile long. My mom’s car was one of those 70s model convertible boats without power steering or basic safety features like having to press the brake in to move the gear shifter. Needless to say, I put it in neutral. We started rolling. My cousin was supposed to be operating the brake, but he clearly couldn’t figure it out because we never slowed down. By the time we reached the road we were probably going at least 30mph. We slammed into a power pole, snapped the power line, and missed being fried by a couple of inches. Instead it caught the empty field across the road on fire. About 10 acres were burned by the time the fire department got out there and stopped it. To my mother’s defense, she did try to catch up with us as soon as we started rolling, but she just couldn’t catch up. The second car I stole was my dad’s when I was ten. Wrecked that one, too. I honestly don’t know how I made it to adulthood.

  83. Michael Weisweaver

    Michael Weisweaver

    Mês atrás

    When I was 14 my best friend and I took my dad's 12 gauge pump action shotgun from his bedroom while he was at work at 1 point I accidentally shot him in the foot we played it off as if he stepped on a nail

  84. tyler williams

    tyler williams

    Mês atrás

    #1 was fake. Flammable contents under pressure still need an open flame to ignite. Even shooting something like that with a tracer round would most likely not ignite the contents.

  85. jerry Chasteen

    jerry Chasteen

    Mês atrás

    I'm a boy and when I was 8 years old I found a arrow and took some string and made a bow when my spaghetti arms and myself had finished it was 7:30 and getting dark so I took the home made bow and arrow into the garage and started shooting at a cardboard box .....3 Rd time around I pulled it back all the way and hit the box... The arrow went all the way through the box and into the window... Didn't get yelled at but I was terrified 😂😂😅

  86. BigDog36


    Mês atrás

    lol gondor calls for aid.

  87. Mme. Hyraelle

    Mme. Hyraelle

    Mês atrás

    Deflating tires, not even slashing them, i just pressed the fill needle. My dad had to buy a compressor, which we still use to this day 20+ years later^^

  88. Mollei Rose

    Mollei Rose

    Mês atrás

    I was about 12, (im 18 now). Me and my friend (we'll call her becca) lived in a pretty big neighborhood and had friends farther back. We wanted to hang out with one of them (we'll call her char). I wasn't supposed to leave the street but I went with because anyway. We took the shortcut through someone's back yard and through a small strip of trees to chars house. We hung out there listening to music and playing on chars wii. Cut to a hour or two later, we're walking back and there not one, not two, but three cop cars in front of my house. Oh boy. My parents thought I'd been kidnapped. I was grounded for weeeeeeks.

  89. T_4_Tay 06

    T_4_Tay 06

    Mês atrás

    You better get this man to 1 mill subs if not you owe me your house,car and bank account

  90. DerekWstbrook Gaming

    DerekWstbrook Gaming

    Mês atrás

    Ummm let's just say it involves my gf. Late hours out and a whole lot of hickeys and smell of something on me

  91. Rainbow Art

    Rainbow Art

    Mês atrás

    At least the lizard is ok

  92. yoyoperson11


    Mês atrás

    When i was around 9 my mom was going through anger management classes (they helped her ALOT and she's a great mom literal best friend), but when i was little she could be a demon. She really loved croquet at the time and would let me and my twin younger sisters play with her set. Well all 3 of us were big sore losers. I still have an indent on my head from when my sisters beat me with gamecube controllers FOR BEATING THEM IN KIRBY AIR RIDE. Anyways the older of my twin sisters wins the round BARELY and i was furious that i was super close to winning and I BREAK THE MALLET IN HALF! At that moment all 3 of us drop everything and back away from it. My mom heard us all scream OH MY GOD, runs out the door, gasps at the mallet, and then stares us all down. I saw my short life flash before my eyes and without hesitation, I point to my youngest sister saying "She did it"! Now my youngest sister got in alot of trouble already so blaming her was super easy. But i regretted it the second i pointed my finger. My mom dragged her inside and got the yelling of a life time and i got the guilt of a life time. Believe it or not now, 17 years later, we still beat each other with gamecube controllers. Those things are really tough!

  93. NooNee87


    Mês atrás

    A mate and I wagged school once at my place to play on the PS1 also. Old boy come home from work really early (About 10am), and we had no chance to turn everything off and leg it. Needless to say, my mate was not allowed around for a few weeks, and the old boy would wait an extra 5 minutes when dropping me off at school to make sure I didn't leave before school started.

  94. Kaiba Hall

    Kaiba Hall

    Mês atrás

    The second I was born, my friend.

  95. Pewdiepie Is cool

    Pewdiepie Is cool

    Mês atrás

    Doesn’t school call parents if you’re absent.

  96. Bradley Kars

    Bradley Kars

    Mês atrás

    once in high school i was sexting my girlfriend, now wife, and accidentally sent it to my mother. their names where one letter apart! waiting for that reply was terrible but all she said was think you meant to send that to BLANK.

  97. Elmer Ellis

    Elmer Ellis

    Mês atrás

    At age twelve I was adventurous, so I did a lot of experiments with electrical stuff and what ever I could get my young hands on. I found some calcium carbide, which used to be used in miners lamps, so put some in a large container with some water to make a gas. I rigged up an electric spark and proceeded to blow all of the window out of our chicken house. I had a few singes , ring ears and was a little dazed. My father wasn't genital about the results.

  98. Felicity


    Mês atrás

    I was about 8 years old, me and my brother were playing in our front graden while my parents were in the house. I tried to "pet" one of the goldfish in our pond but slipped and fell in the muddy, grimey, cold pond. I ran inside, across the brand new cream carpet, to the radiator in the living room and begged my brother not to tell mum, while sobbing, as if she wouldn't notice her sopping wet child in the living room. She mostly laughed and dried me off, but gave a few stern words about not going that close to the pond in the future.

  99. Magixin


    Mês atrás

    When I was 7 and my brother was 5 we bought $600 worth of powerups on this Annoying Orange game. We basically had no idea what happened when the bill turned up. We got the silent treatment from our dad for the next week. At least we got a full refund and got to keep the powerups XD

  100. Crazyredhead333


    Mês atrás

    I got one of those fucking viruses from some doujinshi and started crying and broke my phone to hide the fact it happened. Haven't read any doujins anymore and also haven't spoken to the friend who told me about the site I read it on.

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