r/Choosingbeggars - "FREE IS TOO EXPENSIVE!" "WTF???" Funny Reddit Posts

r/Choosingbeggars always think that people owe them things. Usually they want discounts, but now free is to expensive? This choosing beggar wants someone to PAY them to take something for free. WTF!? WHY WOULD WE PAY YOU TO GIVE YOU OUR PROPERTY? That's not just entitled, it's actually insane! This choosing beggar has completely lost all grasp of reality. Have choosing beggars evolved to a higher state of being?
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  1. rSlash


    3 meses atrás

    🚨🚨IMPORTANT MESSAGE TO MY SUBSCRIBERS🚨🚨 If you're subscribed to me 👏 THAT'S 👏 NOT 👏 GOOD 👏 ENOUGH! 👏 What ELSE are you going to give me??? 💰🤑💰🤑 I work HARD on these videos and I DESERVE more from you UNGRATEFUL "fans" who just sit on your lazy butts and DO NOTHING! 🙄🤦

    • Emily Risinger

      Emily Risinger

      19 horas atrás

      By, not my

    • Emily Risinger

      Emily Risinger

      19 horas atrás

      The first reading, if a guy ever talked to me like that. I would straight up tell him that "we're breaking up because his Ego and selfishness was filling the room so much, that I had to get out". Dude, if this man can't accept the girl for who she is my looks... Then WHY in living Hell is he with her??? It makes no sense. This guy LITERALLY needs to go back to school and learn about common sense because he doesn't have it

    • Claire The Cat

      Claire The Cat

      6 dias atrás

      You can have my endless love and affection!

    • Bipbop 123

      Bipbop 123

      7 dias atrás

      Im sorry...

    • [REDA CTED]

      [REDA CTED]

      9 dias atrás

      Hmmmm you want something? Here’s bleach

  2. W41K3R #9196

    W41K3R #9196

    54 minutos atrás

    Cb's mom: So cb what have you done today? Cb: I've droven over to my "friend's" moms house and fliped his mom

  3. mr. crow

    mr. crow

    6 horas atrás

    *there is no wing when there is no wong*

  4. Bandicario


    Dia atrás

    Seller:Fine, I'll lower it to $24.99 Does that sound fair? CB:NO FUCK YOU YOUHEARTLESS PEOPLE WOMEN RAPING BASTARD!!!!1!!! Me:*points at CB* and Fuuuuuuck you!

  5. Elder Fire

    Elder Fire

    Dia atrás

    That first dude is a total fucktard

  6. peto


    2 dias atrás

    Why dont peopls just block them.. So much energy wasted

  7. Crusader Holy

    Crusader Holy

    2 dias atrás

    I think shorter hair is much more better. And why did he told her all this? Isn't a relationship about accepting someone as they are? Sry if my English is bad i only speak JoJo reference

  8. Desiree Dehner

    Desiree Dehner

    2 dias atrás

    "This doesn't usually happen." But other stores give her a discount every time...? 🤔

  9. Desiree Dehner

    Desiree Dehner

    2 dias atrás

    That first one, just wow! Screw that person. Telling her she needs more confidence, but puts her down about literally everything!

  10. Edward Rawn

    Edward Rawn

    2 dias atrás

    Was better from Emkay.

  11. Harry Barber

    Harry Barber

    3 dias atrás

    The infrequent quality of your comments for each story makes me wish you’d cut them

  12. Jking Jao

    Jking Jao

    3 dias atrás

    **The SMUGGY boyfriend at the beginning judges her** Me:

  13. Bryan Soto

    Bryan Soto

    3 dias atrás

    Is this really what the dudes are now a day geez mate its twats like that that make me ashamed of being a man like wtf is wrong with you accept them for who they are and btw dont be such a fucking stuck up cunt mate this Is what makes girls senstive and insurcre women are beautiful and amazing #women_are_fucking_great!

  14. deadpool man81

    deadpool man81

    3 dias atrás

    What is malwart or is it walmart?

  15. Clancy Connell

    Clancy Connell

    3 dias atrás

    Who says all the all the negatives about some body that is horrible

  16. Doris Del Carmen

    Doris Del Carmen

    3 dias atrás

    Just How?

  17. Kim Daehyung

    Kim Daehyung

    3 dias atrás

    0:25 ha, funny cause so many here in Asia (not all) do a lot to be pale :1

  18. Ash Animations

    Ash Animations

    4 dias atrás

    I swear if you don't heart this comment I'm talking to the Ceo of youtube!!! why do I do this to myself...I swear this is just a joke I'm not this spoiled and entitled...:')



    4 dias atrás

    I died when he was like “AARRGH!”.... lmao

  20. Aubrey Gammon

    Aubrey Gammon

    4 dias atrás


  21. LittleShy Lotus123

    LittleShy Lotus123

    4 dias atrás

    The first one makes me want to punch a wall

  22. Starlina *

    Starlina *

    5 dias atrás

    I would just use some of his "advice" and pretend to be the girl of his dreams, then decline him 😂

  23. muhammad alfian

    muhammad alfian

    5 dias atrás

    this is really flip my switch on, it's megumi with e like on "rental". sorry to do this i'm a weeb and i never proud with that.

  24. Josh Sonon

    Josh Sonon

    5 dias atrás

    CB: "I'll cut my wrist and think of your family tonight" *Damn, that's kinky.*

  25. Stasia's Gacha Life

    Stasia's Gacha Life

    6 dias atrás

    You Couldn't Change Yourself For Others,Just Be Yourself

  26. Mega Donut

    Mega Donut

    6 dias atrás

    You said wing wong, I will never call it anything else again.

  27. Bipbop 123

    Bipbop 123

    7 dias atrás

    Hes singel and vill be for a while:)

  28. ChaoticGamez Playthroughs

    ChaoticGamez Playthroughs

    8 dias atrás

    Ok, so I have 3 ps4 controllers that probably cost 60$ each. This guy is putting a brand new controller up for almost a third that price, so this deal is incredible! Yet some kid who says it’s his birthday wants him to lower a price that is already better than most deals you’ll get no matter what day it is. (Unless you count Black Friday fights as part of the deal.

  29. Aaydin Underwood

    Aaydin Underwood

    9 dias atrás

    That first one legit makes me wish I liked girls.

  30. [REDA CTED]


    9 dias atrás

    That first guy... Im gonna kill him and date the girl he’s talking about

  31. Dracorlock


    9 dias atrás

    Yeahhhh there many things you just don't say a woman and the first one pretty much the majority if not all of the things you definitely shouldn't be saying and that's coming from a guy who has never been in a relationship 😂

  32. Lake Boi

    Lake Boi

    9 dias atrás

    5:15 negotiates with a game that’s free

  33. zixitix


    10 dias atrás

    I dont think first post was real

  34. Sprinkles 91

    Sprinkles 91

    10 dias atrás

    lol im asumming his mistress lives on the actual street corner with that demenorXD

  35. Acrobatic Jesus

    Acrobatic Jesus

    11 dias atrás

    I like to think the male CBs are Kevin from “The Office”

  36. Sharkattack Gameing

    Sharkattack Gameing

    11 dias atrás

    It pronounced megumin

  37. RAVEN 1971 EDWARDS


    13 dias atrás

    Rslash love my daily chuckles.

  38. RAVEN 1971 EDWARDS


    13 dias atrás

    Tax evader this doesn't happen then she said that its been done before even $10 choosing beggars your children are not guilt leverage in fact i hate entitled people and spoilt kids. I couldnt even get guilt tripped by my daughter she has and still is very humble. We parents should be proud to send our children out with humility. But on the bright side if they top themselves no further procreation and no more whiners win win.

  39. Whoopedy Doo Dooders

    Whoopedy Doo Dooders

    13 dias atrás

    Ah the ever important 11:30 PM meeting. Musta been 420.

  40. Courtland Reyes

    Courtland Reyes

    14 dias atrás

    Omg that first guy is so savage xDDDDD

  41. assassintwinat8


    14 dias atrás

    I've actually noticed that customers will try to pull shit in other stores by saying "I've done it at Walmart" when it's an obvious lie. I worked at another retail store for a while and an older woman got upset when she asked a coworker to _help her out of her underwear to use the bathroom_ and claimed that workers at Walmart did it all the time. Which. No. More than two seconds of rational thinking would lead anyone to realize that kind of thing has all kinds of legal and ethical red flags. And I thought Walmart couldn't find more ways to make our lives miserable.

  42. Common Skrublord

    Common Skrublord

    14 dias atrás

    Lower the price by cents if they ask

  43. David


    14 dias atrás

    I saw a news article about that first guy from ladbible where the actual lady gave her thoughts on the guy lmaooo turns out he’s kinda fat.

  44. Moses Chong

    Moses Chong

    14 dias atrás

    Wha? (Insert confused jackie-chan meme)

  45. Nick Waddle

    Nick Waddle

    15 dias atrás

    He should've told wrist cutter "Lol have fun with that."

  46. Nick Waddle

    Nick Waddle

    15 dias atrás

    That "veteran" was probably like my uncle, who served his entire time in the Army doing nothing but sit on a cozy base in Germany but acts pretentious like he's a medal of honor recipient. He always makes a point of saying he was in the Army but he was like a cook or some stupid shit. What a fraud. Shouldn't be allowed to call themselves Vets. Go fight and be honorable.

  47. Nick Waddle

    Nick Waddle

    15 dias atrás

    I was shocked to learn the first story was a guy. Until he said something about boobs I was like "oh another stuck up bitch". That's crazily conceited. Men shouldn't act like women.

  48. Riddhi Vaze

    Riddhi Vaze

    15 dias atrás

    3:18 who on earth laughs _angrily_ she ain't normal if she does that

  49. TitanYT


    16 dias atrás

    That lady said she had the right amount BEFORE taxes, if she pulled out a money out of her purse which could be ones,fives,or even twenties, that means her sub total is ranging from 100 - INF$

  50. John Doughboy

    John Doughboy

    16 dias atrás

    F R E E that spells, to expensive

  51. Dusk Gaming

    Dusk Gaming

    16 dias atrás

    “You need so much more confidence, confidence is sexy!” Also this guy: * lists off what he believes (major thing on believes) is wrong with her *

  52. SuperLunatic


    16 dias atrás

    The first one was cringe asf

  53. anibal cabrera

    anibal cabrera

    17 dias atrás


  54. Canonnon Lord

    Canonnon Lord

    17 dias atrás

    My brother in law is in the Marines and is a demolition specialist. So he has to deal with lots of entitled people and have heard stories from my sister and my brother in law.

  55. Fit from Fat

    Fit from Fat

    18 dias atrás

    i paused at bag of baguettes to lol!

  56. Nilo Macasling

    Nilo Macasling

    18 dias atrás

    Ohh shoot i missed alot of ur birthdays? Dont worry dude i subscribed 😊 A little extra i even liked 😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊

  57. frappuccino frappuccino

    frappuccino frappuccino

    18 dias atrás

    I felt like in the first one he shoulve just said I'm breaking up with you

  58. MaXx 22

    MaXx 22

    19 dias atrás

    I watch both r/entitledparents and r/choosingbeggers on a playlist and it's somewhat hard to tell if the choosing beggers are either beggers or entitled parents

  59. Tofu


    19 dias atrás

    What’s the point of saying be more confident after everything he said.....

  60. Špärkly Ćät!

    Špärkly Ćät!

    19 dias atrás

    The first one is just a plain rude of a way saying I don't like you the way you are. If you wanted someone to be so much perfect that she or he have everything in your list, I darn you right that you'll have a hard time getting a date.

  61. Daniel Caine

    Daniel Caine

    20 dias atrás

    Happy Birthday! Subscribed.

  62. Miles Harbin

    Miles Harbin

    20 dias atrás

    In that first one: she’s a person, not a sex doll for you to gawk at and to make you feel good about yourself That man can Eat a lemon

  63. Lucky Gaming

    Lucky Gaming

    20 dias atrás

    posting this comment is to much money you should pay me right now you hear me lol

  64. Marina Brousseau-Chauvet

    Marina Brousseau-Chauvet

    21 dia atrás


  65. Feather Breeze

    Feather Breeze

    21 dia atrás

    *W i n g w o n g*

  66. Plushtrap 102

    Plushtrap 102

    22 dias atrás

    when i heard megumi my mind went to yandere simulator anyone else?

  67. Anime Junky

    Anime Junky

    22 dias atrás

    The way he said "Cosplay" instead of "Cozplay" was triggering me slightly lol.

  68. snowbone bone

    snowbone bone

    23 dias atrás

    when you die a little inside when he pronounces an anime character's name wrong

  69. Sam T

    Sam T

    23 dias atrás

    "to imagine you as my waifu so I can play with my wing-wong" omg I'm in TEARS

  70. karin Doyle

    karin Doyle

    24 dias atrás

    Wow not even 30 seconds in and i was flicking my phone

  71. Shauna Lennon

    Shauna Lennon

    24 dias atrás

    why do people think cosplaying is a job?

  72. Jaden Dreyer

    Jaden Dreyer

    24 dias atrás

    He sounds like marge simson looooooool

  73. jkelley2


    25 dias atrás

    I have so many stories I could give y’all having worked as management in a pizza delivery company for 7 years to date

  74. Silver Arrow115

    Silver Arrow115

    26 dias atrás

    That guy in the first story puts the forever alone guy to shame

  75. Jacob The Jelly

    Jacob The Jelly

    27 dias atrás

    : ) 11:30

  76. terry palmares

    terry palmares

    27 dias atrás

    Pokemon fire red how to get regigigas in pokemon fire red how to get regigigas in pokemon fire red how to get regigigas in pokemon fire red how to hach a new one and then take a look at the first one in the world 2 and then you can find a good deal for you to get 6 and a good 7 7 for your home and your business is a great place to work for and it is a great place to work for and 66 to 6 and I am glad to be able to make it to the wedding and I hope you are doing well and I hope you are doing well and I hope you are doing

  77. fck off

    fck off

    27 dias atrás

    Im sure if i see the guy from the first story i would request him to get facial reconstruction surgery

    • fck off

      fck off

      27 dias atrás

      The only thing id laugh next to him would be his d*ck

  78. Vaughn Cartmell

    Vaughn Cartmell

    27 dias atrás

    you forgot to say MalWart

  79. the south creek republic

    the south creek republic

    27 dias atrás

    you didn't give me a kiss because you don't like me STOP HURTING MY PWESSOUS WITTLE FEEL FEELS

  80. Alex Hart

    Alex Hart

    28 dias atrás

    The whole % thing wouldn't be that big of a deal if you were in a relationship... This is how my wife and I do it. I make more so I pay more. That way we both can pay our other bills, and be able to have some spending money. We support each other. Roommates... nah man.

  81. Shiro Chan gachas

    Shiro Chan gachas

    28 dias atrás

    CB's roomate we are coming for you're stories

  82. Pyro Punk

    Pyro Punk

    29 dias atrás

    Glad hes still singal. What a dick

  83. hockeycox07


    29 dias atrás

    "wing wong"

  84. Daniel Davis

    Daniel Davis

    29 dias atrás

    Didnt know i missed ur birthday so I subed ok I avtually love your vids

  85. Joseph King

    Joseph King

    29 dias atrás

    While i was in the navy, i have met several people like the dude complaining about the discount. Most of them don't last very long, complaining about serving in the first place, as if they were forced to, and constantly looking for an out. Usually it's by an alcohol related incident or medical with in the first year

  86. 인천거주김채민


    29 dias atrás

    Peace was never an option.

  87. Madison Rose

    Madison Rose

    29 dias atrás

    I'm a female viewer.....don't worry I don't wanna date that jerk he's to picky,annoying,bratty and has to many expectations

  88. TheBritishWolf


    29 dias atrás

    "Here's how to make the date better." Okay, maybe they were a shitty date, people do that, maybe he's not a- "Lose weight." Yep, massive douchebag. King douchebag. A living bag of dicks, coated in spunk, shoved into a pillar box and set ablaze with the rotten afterbirth of a shite...

  89. Darshawn Sellers

    Darshawn Sellers

    Mês atrás

    "You need to have more confidence" is one of the things on a list berating this poor woman and completely destroying what little confidence she has already😑

  90. boi boi

    boi boi

    Mês atrás

    *W I N G W O N G*

  91. gavyn Williamson

    gavyn Williamson

    Mês atrás

    About the 1st one "HeRe'S a FeW rEaSoNs I hAvEnT gOtTeN iN tOuCh" *they list like 50* "If YoU dO tHoSe I mAy CoNsIdEr GoInG oUt WiTh YoU aGaIn"

  92. Pat Beaudry

    Pat Beaudry

    Mês atrás

    Touche' rSlash. The 1st one was great.

  93. Pat Beaudry

    Pat Beaudry

    Mês atrás

    What an asshole,the fucktard wanted blowjob.

  94. Srikar Baru

    Srikar Baru

    Mês atrás

    What you should have done Was take three dollars off And take away something she’s trying to buy that’s three dollars

  95. Everyday Gamer

    Everyday Gamer

    Mês atrás

    subbed to repay for missed birthdays. Happy belated birthdayrSlash!

  96. 李峰弟 Feng tI

    李峰弟 Feng tI

    Mês atrás

    i love rSlash

  97. CC71 gaming

    CC71 gaming

    Mês atrás

    Is 10:33 a Marge Simpson impression?

  98. Lucaz99


    Mês atrás

    I’m a dude and I couldn’t finish the first guys rant without stopping to take it in. What a fucking asshole.

  99. Hi im a noob :D

    Hi im a noob :D

    Mês atrás


  100. KingOreo2017


    Mês atrás

    whats the problem with paying the same percentage of rent? sounds fine to me as long as the other persons cool with it

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