r/Choosingbeggars "You FED Your Kids??? You're SELFISH!" Funny Reddit Posts

r/Choosingbeggars can be absolutely unbelievable! What kind of person would get ANGRY at a mother because she FED her children? I mean... WHAT??? That is literally a parent's #1 job, to make sure her kids are safe, healthy, and fed. How insanely entitled do you have to be to get angry at a mother for buying food? Posts like these make me feel like I've lost all hope in humanity. Oh well, we may as well laugh while the world burns! Enjoy these funny Reddit posts!
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  1. rSlash


    2 meses atrás

    This choosing beggar is going to hire a $9 hitman. How would such a cheap hitman take out his targets?

    • ZachAttack Roblox

      ZachAttack Roblox

      Mês atrás

      Three words: Uno. +4. Card.

    • One Sad Peanut Boi Who ?Just Wants a Hug

      One Sad Peanut Boi Who ?Just Wants a Hug

      Mês atrás

      rSlash obviously he’s gonna use a stapler

    • Ian Venegas

      Ian Venegas

      2 meses atrás

      *With a water bottle.*

    • Mac Boi

      Mac Boi

      2 meses atrás

      That’s amazing

    • The odd TRASH CAN

      The odd TRASH CAN

      2 meses atrás

      Nah he would just give them drugs that kill people within seconds

  2. Kareem masri

    Kareem masri

    Hora atrás

    I make jokes about getting a frequent customer discount with the girl who works at my local eb games, but that’s all it is, a joke 😄

  3. GliturKat


    3 horas atrás

    who's the neanderthal in the thumbnail?

  4. Jacob Hodek

    Jacob Hodek

    10 horas atrás

    Confirmed: BR-channel is a choosing bigger. Ladies and gentlemen, we got them

  5. Scarlett _Wings

    Scarlett _Wings

    19 horas atrás

    4:15 I think Chuck E Cheese took a note from you here

  6. Karma 333

    Karma 333

    19 horas atrás

    6:09 aww cute doggo

  7. GROOT50564


    21 hora atrás

    Wait, do they hire a free hitman? Doesn’t that mean that they’re a sh*t hitman

  8. metademetra


    21 hora atrás

    10:54 Really not sure who is dumber. The woman who deemed it necessary to dumpster dive for coupons, or the man that saw this whole ordeal as something way more important than "wife is being a wee bit stupid."

  9. NOYBeezwax


    21 hora atrás

    This was already a good video... Then you showed the pup.... Now it's a great video.

  10. Aaron Rollins

    Aaron Rollins

    Dia atrás

    The hitman is 9$ so he can shoot a nerf at the target

  11. Josh. Just Josh.

    Josh. Just Josh.

    Dia atrás

    Why does the RSLASH Narrator looks like the R/EntitledParents guy or gal?

  12. all out nick

    all out nick

    Dia atrás

    9:03 I'm realy sad to know I live there

  13. Jakob Thompson

    Jakob Thompson

    Dia atrás

    Wait, hol’ up. I know that character in Walmart Great value adine’s profile picture 😯

  14. Sade therandomthedeep

    Sade therandomthedeep

    Dia atrás

    You are my FAVORITE Reddit BR-channelr ❤️ ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ ❤️ ❤️ ❤️❤️❤️❤️

  15. TheMemeMachine


    2 dias atrás

    lets see uuuuuh maybe a skinny meth head with a pencil

  16. The four horsemen

    The four horsemen

    2 dias atrás

    Yo shut up

  17. The four horsemen

    The four horsemen

    2 dias atrás

    Yo pussy say curse words it wont get demonitized

  18. Dullbox 93

    Dullbox 93

    2 dias atrás

    You breathe, YOUR’RE SELFISH!!!

  19. nickthelick


    2 dias atrás

    God, watching/reading these makes me wanna kill the next dickhead customer I meet!

  20. Jacob Fulmer

    Jacob Fulmer

    3 dias atrás

    Imagine someone coming to your house like this: "Hey, I see you really love that puppy you got 3 days ago at the shelter. You know, I saw it too and came back to get him. I will be taking him now. Oh, and I won't pay for him."

  21. purple pillow

    purple pillow

    3 dias atrás

    Hi rslash I love your videos my younger sister told me about you and I'm thankful she did I always get a good laugh about your videos but since I'm a new subscriber I wanted to know how did you get your dog hugo

  22. Jaspboy


    3 dias atrás

    The person that wanted to buy the coffee table sort of offered a $100, but still said $25, but sold to another for maybe around $100

  23. Saveraedae


    3 dias atrás

    WHO ORDERS *60* SUSHI ROLLS?????????

  24. long pause

    long pause

    3 dias atrás

    How I handle anger Step 1: go to your local store Step 2: find a mom with that "let me talk to your manager" haircut Step 3: let her start the fight by looking in her general direction Step 4: ??? Step 5: profit PS: make sure you stand near a camera

  25. long pause

    long pause

    3 dias atrás


  26. Jacob De Leon

    Jacob De Leon

    3 dias atrás


  27. Jacob De Leon

    Jacob De Leon

    3 dias atrás


  28. Sebastian Acosta

    Sebastian Acosta

    3 dias atrás

    A Current Affair? Oh, I'm SO scared you'll report them to a morning show with terrible "journalism" that preys on the fears of soccer moms.

  29. TheGamerLamp


    3 dias atrás

    Remember kids if you don’t get paid you can buy anything

  30. Clancy Connell

    Clancy Connell

    3 dias atrás

    9:36 oh its in my state ooohhhh SHIT NOOO

  31. katastrofekatrine


    3 dias atrás

    Omg, "eat a lemon" gets me every time! xD

  32. GhostDogg o

    GhostDogg o

    3 dias atrás

    The person trying to shack their 8 head family plus food for 50$ and the fat cat trying to get free eggs. Jewing intensifies.

  33. CrystalExploder


    3 dias atrás

    I swear most people today are just like: “What?! You did something that normal people do?! How DARE you?!” Smh my head at people.

  34. Logan Wilcox

    Logan Wilcox

    4 dias atrás

    The $9 Hitman is probably a stormtrooper.

  35. William Smith

    William Smith

    4 dias atrás

    "We are a vegetarian family." ...who eats eggs.

    • Brittany K

      Brittany K

      3 dias atrás

      Vegans do not eat eggs. Vegetarians do not eat meat.

  36. J.Howard.Jones


    4 dias atrás

    10:19 Oh NO! You're in trouble now. She used the word "rue".

  37. Manuel Llanas

    Manuel Llanas

    4 dias atrás

    is it wrong of me to say that listening to these stories puts a smile on my face before going to bed :P

  38. ReactingWithSarge


    4 dias atrás

    Where can you find people who make banners i need one for my twitch im being for real

  39. Broeckchen


    4 dias atrás

    Bonus likes because I love casual digs at Capitalism tbh haha~

  40. CalamityGacha


    4 dias atrás

    1:38 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

  41. C.D. W

    C.D. W

    4 dias atrás

    7 year old hitman on the loose

  42. RupertVandy


    4 dias atrás

    Was anyone else expecting the shelter employee to say “sorry that was a year ago, we had to euthanize Leo since no one adopted him”? FYI black cats have the hardest time getting adopted but they’re just as sweet as the rest.

  43. dranet


    4 dias atrás

    Why are your videos being demonitized?

  44. Mshojat


    4 dias atrás

    WTF? a PS4 Pro with 14 games for only 100$? WOW. That is crazy "good"; like _literally crazy_; in other words _stupid_. Why would anyone even sell for so little? hot stuff?

  45. Buttpuncher 69

    Buttpuncher 69

    5 dias atrás

    >tel aviv oy vey

  46. Brendon 11

    Brendon 11

    5 dias atrás

    $9 hitman 😂

  47. IzzyD02


    5 dias atrás

    cute dog though

  48. buzz kill

    buzz kill

    5 dias atrás

    I thought entitled parents couldn't get stupider until I saw this thumbnail

  49. D.R Smith

    D.R Smith

    5 dias atrás

    Thats a really cute puppy! Choosing begger: he's mine now Me: ....... C-Can we hire that Hitman now?

  50. bo jackson

    bo jackson

    6 dias atrás

    14:30 how does he know she reported him? she said it? cause FB does not disclose that information. maybe to the FBI and CIA, but not to users.

  51. bo jackson

    bo jackson

    6 dias atrás

    "THE CUSTOMER IS ALWAYS RIGHT! ALWAYS!" Customer: "I don't have to pay for this food" Restaurant: "Guess you're right, would you like a doggie bag?"

  52. Joey Duran

    Joey Duran

    6 dias atrás

    #1:02 channel gets deleted

  53. kittykat unicorn

    kittykat unicorn

    6 dias atrás

    O. M. G. Your dog is sooooooo cute!! I love animals sooooooo much and your dog is adorable!! I wouldn't give him up either.🐶💖💕

  54. Sandra Ferrell

    Sandra Ferrell

    7 dias atrás

    What a cute dog. I wish him/her lots of love and pets.

  55. Rashya 123 Gaming 123

    Rashya 123 Gaming 123

    7 dias atrás

    We are a family of 9999999999999999999999999999999999

  56. IXzotic The gamer

    IXzotic The gamer

    7 dias atrás

    Negro the Hegro why you such a piece of shit

  57. Corina Luchas

    Corina Luchas

    7 dias atrás

    What mincraft

  58. Goblin Slayer

    Goblin Slayer

    7 dias atrás

    12:26, shit, I’m interested.

  59. Alex Thao

    Alex Thao

    8 dias atrás

    shushi is a lot bc u its very good and rare and also very good and its was back in the old days dummy i rate u 1 and a half

  60. Riley Brinkerhoff

    Riley Brinkerhoff

    8 dias atrás

    Someone tries to steal my dog or cat I would REPEATEDLY slam the door in their face

  61. Kira Thompson

    Kira Thompson

    8 dias atrás

    Hello, I am a hit man, and my name is Mrs. Marry, and I am equiped with a sandal, and strong lungs in my throat. I cant kill my victim, but I can make them confess any thing. I may also hit them

  62. LizLoe Zerko

    LizLoe Zerko

    8 dias atrás

    I used to got a cat called MIMI and I was like what cause a few years later my cat got out when I got back from school hope it's not the same cat

  63. Anthony Loder

    Anthony Loder

    8 dias atrás


  64. Gamer Raichu

    Gamer Raichu

    8 dias atrás

    *EAT A LEMON* oh my god

  65. pancakes


    8 dias atrás

    I love how most of the posts are from giofilms

  66. Cespie


    9 dias atrás

    Are we just going to ignore that this shelter charges $1500 for a shelter cat? Puppies with pedigrees often go for less than that... I paid like $150 for my shelter cat, and considering that you often get an emotionally scarred animal with issues that can't be trained away ever, that's a fair amount compared to most cats being available for free online from owners that have to get rid of a house cat. I ended up spending another $100 on bringing him back to the shelter, since he had severe anxiety and peed all over all of our furniture for over 2 years. He ended up being re-homed on a farm somewhere, where his bladder problem wasn't an issue, so it all worked out... but damn... I'd never spend $1500 on something like that.

  67. SexyBaconGod


    9 dias atrás

    What breed is the puppy?

  68. karim benyoucef

    karim benyoucef

    9 dias atrás

    mate in the last story you kinda fucked up , OP is kinda right , having your wife dave in the trash while you or her have a salarey kinda fucks ur honor , if you okay with your wife daving in the trash then okay mate

  69. CosmoSS 1811

    CosmoSS 1811

    9 dias atrás

    Ok, $100 for a ps4 and 14 games?!?! Wtf? Why is that so... BLOODY CHEAP!?

    • spider man

      spider man

      3 dias atrás

      Dude normally a ps4 is 350

    • Julian Mendoza

      Julian Mendoza

      3 dias atrás

      @dale parker That or they're just trying to get rid of it

    • dale parker

      dale parker

      4 dias atrás

      Yeah, that sounds dodgy as fuck.

    • Coolhand 118

      Coolhand 118

      5 dias atrás


  70. tank buster

    tank buster

    9 dias atrás

    I'm a $76,000 hitdemon I come with a heavy suppressed sniper and a 1000 degree MACHETE I also come with a magnum with a X6 scope and suppressor and 5 grenades and 10 smoke grenades an RPG and a hacking PDA with a cloaking device ID number #574934 serial number #445634 a golden screen I wear clean grey coat and fedora rap $50000 grade ace Australian assassin Dont get your hopes up mate cause if I target you for not paying me your heads gonna be mush I spend no time killing my targets and one their dead give me my pay or you just made a date with a bullet I wear heavy dark red armor if the targets are tough or there's a lot I deal with other snipers too whoo... Being a mercenary is not easy but it's money I'll tell ya one thing bitch... IM GOOD AT BEING AN OWL

  71. Ethan Holmes

    Ethan Holmes

    9 dias atrás

    It’s at times like these when I wonder if gio came to an entitled parents house and asked him/her if he could have the entitled voice.

  72. Firelord 1329

    Firelord 1329

    9 dias atrás

    Man! I love the voices you do 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  73. Aidan Tracy

    Aidan Tracy

    9 dias atrás

    This is my opinion and im not sexist in anyway shape or but most entitled parents are women and when its men it's milder than the case with females.

  74. Lps So-so

    Lps So-so

    10 dias atrás

    Keep a Uno reverse card pic in ur galary and if someone calls u fat send that pic to them😂 lol

  75. SepticRaven


    10 dias atrás

    You're puppy is so cute!!!!!!

  76. Mirror


    10 dias atrás

    Wow. I had wanted a silver apple watch for the longest time. And I had gotten a rose gold. You know what I did? I didn't turn around and sell it for practically nothing. Nope. I just got a silver cover for it to hide the fact it was rose gold for like 15 bucks.

  77. Luis Eduardo

    Luis Eduardo

    10 dias atrás

    7:00 This guy isn't going to get anybody to get kids with that type of spoiled additude

  78. Space Jeans

    Space Jeans

    10 dias atrás


  79. Gabby Frost

    Gabby Frost

    10 dias atrás


  80. BrokenShip02


    10 dias atrás

    Alright so according to my math A used ps4 pro is around $350, 14 games used is about $280, and 2 used controllers is roughly $40. Give or take all the money and it’s about $670... and this dude in the video selling that for $100... AND THE KID IS SAYING $10 WILL PAY FOR $670!!? I WANT THAT DEAL LIKE DAMN

  81. Jason Macias

    Jason Macias

    10 dias atrás

    How do you even call yourself a mother when you ask ANOTHER MOM to take Care of your family

  82. Silver


    10 dias atrás

    What breed is that? 6:23

  83. Bailey Thomas

    Bailey Thomas

    10 dias atrás

    What did she expect? Like $1.60 per sushi roll?

  84. Levi Roch

    Levi Roch

    10 dias atrás

    Yes. . . Yes us aussies sadly habe plenty of karens and terribly biased telly aswell :(

  85. Mr.chair


    10 dias atrás

    My mom used to have a dog named mimi and i just noticed the name “mimi” in japanese is “ears” and you might be wondering why i said “my mom used to” well the dog died..... and somebody might put this in (nobody asked) thing

  86. M.J Angelo 162

    M.J Angelo 162

    10 dias atrás

    You had to go to the atm couldn't you just give your card

  87. Larry Lopez

    Larry Lopez

    10 dias atrás

    Stories are great but this guys voice is so annoying

  88. Green Root

    Green Root

    10 dias atrás

    Wait wtf $100 PS4 pro with 14 games that a fkin bargain

  89. The boi who is magical

    The boi who is magical

    10 dias atrás

    How are you vegetarian family if you eat eggs?

  90. Sam Labo

    Sam Labo

    10 dias atrás

    Hitman. I can get it done for 9.99 Ok? CB. Ok great, how will you do it? Hitman. He will die from old age or an accident.

  91. Aader Swop

    Aader Swop

    10 dias atrás

    Restaurant : the customer is always right Ep walks in Get the f out!

  92. reband ali

    reband ali

    10 dias atrás

    Mind blown 🤯🤯

  93. War Inc.

    War Inc.

    11 dias atrás

    r/EntitledBeggar Oh and on another note... I just adopted my little girl. She's had problems but I'm slowly working to calm her from whatever abuse she endured. I do know that if someone tried showing up demanding I hand her over to them, they would see the kick from Sparta as they tumble back down the stairs.

  94. Xtremez Gameplay

    Xtremez Gameplay

    11 dias atrás

    You sure that mimi money was on dollars It didn't mention it

  95. Miss Mystical Panda

    Miss Mystical Panda

    11 dias atrás

    Wait wtf I swear to God I thought rslash was black until I seen a hand petting da doggo

  96. Dan Marsh

    Dan Marsh

    11 dias atrás

    Beggars wife eats eggs every morning? Female Gaston XD

  97. Deer Falle

    Deer Falle

    11 dias atrás

    The first Entitled parent with a family of seven meet my family of 13.

  98. Reid Witt

    Reid Witt

    11 dias atrás

    Wait they want them to pay to have them in their home what an asshole

  99. Mr wolf Games

    Mr wolf Games

    12 dias atrás

    Cute dog btw Rslash

  100. Mr wolf Games

    Mr wolf Games

    12 dias atrás

    Oh they have chickens so do I and same condition back yard grown and we are like 7 a dozen

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