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Roy Wood Jr. - Golden Corral Saved My Life - This Is Not Happening

Roy Wood Jr. looks back on his old job at Golden Corral and how it helped him out during a stint in jail. (Contains strong language.)
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Comentários

  1. RealSideArm

    RealSideArm

    9 horas atrás

    Mexican's Got On Boots

  2. cristina solano

    cristina solano

    10 horas atrás

    I didn't laugh not because it's not funny, but because he gave a great lesson of life.

  3. William Strother

    William Strother

    Dia atrás

    Roy's expression on these thumbnails make him look like the birthday boy at a party who isn't getting his way.

  4. Boris The Soviet Love-Hammer

    Boris The Soviet Love-Hammer

    Dia atrás

    Goddamn I love this show.

  5. Randy Ballard

    Randy Ballard

    3 dias atrás

    Thanks for the great laughs bro.

  6. drunken Arab at a strip club

    drunken Arab at a strip club

    3 dias atrás

    Me listening to this... Is not happening. (Where's Ari)

  7. tubeyhamster

    tubeyhamster

    3 dias atrás

    this is such is a great one

  8. Walter Williams

    Walter Williams

    3 dias atrás

    That’s actually a beautiful story

  9. sissy j Williams

    sissy j Williams

    3 dias atrás

    So glad Roy survived Florida. He's got more guts than me. Too much sun makes ppl crazy.

  10. J. D.

    J. D.

    3 dias atrás

    "apparently you have to pay for jeans" 😂😂😂

  11. J. D.

    J. D.

    3 dias atrás

    A broccoli ice cream burrito 😂😂😂

  12. Katana

    Katana

    3 dias atrás

    Wow! what an ending. brilliant story.

  13. somma pt

    somma pt

    3 dias atrás

    Genius cheers from Portugal 🇵🇹

  14. Kai Green

    Kai Green

    4 dias atrás

    How did this man bomb on national TV? Hes great.

  15. Senor Apocalipsis

    Senor Apocalipsis

    4 dias atrás

    Master story teller! Love Roy Wood Jr.

  16. Charles Jackson

    Charles Jackson

    4 dias atrás

    🤣🤣🤣

  17. showmethedammovie

    showmethedammovie

    4 dias atrás

    Arrested for stealing jeans so he can look fresh for PROM...... In jail at 19-20 years old.... Wtf nice.

    • Cj Dorman

      Cj Dorman

      4 dias atrás

      showmethedammovie his college homecoming g

  18. dhrdan

    dhrdan

    4 dias atrás

    This story is good, clean, and wholesome.

  19. Laveyan Pride

    Laveyan Pride

    5 dias atrás

    Blah blah blah.. boohoo. Swing and a miss here boys.

  20. x_MauiWowie_x

    x_MauiWowie_x

    5 dias atrás

    I'm mad that intro hit me in the soul.

  21. KNOCEANMUSIC

    KNOCEANMUSIC

    5 dias atrás

    This is really brilliant the way he set this joke up and executed it.

  22. Ardashes Najarian

    Ardashes Najarian

    5 dias atrás

    The best ending to a “this is not happening” set

  23. Dark Sharxx

    Dark Sharxx

    5 dias atrás

    Great fuckin story!!!

  24. Javier Garcia

    Javier Garcia

    5 dias atrás

    I don’t know how many times I’ve watched this

  25. Sloan Sabbath

    Sloan Sabbath

    6 dias atrás

    This was honestly an amazing story, did not expect it to come full circle like that

  26. TheNewyorkdragon

    TheNewyorkdragon

    6 dias atrás

    This dude just isn’t cutting it

  27. G.D BIGGS

    G.D BIGGS

    6 dias atrás

    I’m lookin at em... 🤷🏽‍♂️😂😂

  28. Anand nair

    Anand nair

    7 dias atrás

    You're comedy sucks bigtime ... Please go back to working at the buffet restaurant

  29. Angelofmusic Wonder

    Angelofmusic Wonder

    7 dias atrás

    I watch this just for the openings!!! Anybody else gonna die on me today.?🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂

  30. Jj M

    Jj M

    7 dias atrás

    of all the fkn stories on this dope ass show..this is by far Numaral Uno...👏👏👏👏👏👏..well this and drinking meth piss lol.bwahahahahahhaahahahahaha..Thank U..💪💪💪💪💪💪

  31. trevor perry

    trevor perry

    7 dias atrás

    This man is like a funny pastor which is one of the best comedians which our generation needs

  32. Issie wizzie

    Issie wizzie

    8 dias atrás

    wow never heard of roy wood ... this is a classic

  33. Natalie Westby

    Natalie Westby

    8 dias atrás

    Tallahassee in the house! 😂

  34. TheDrewgutterz

    TheDrewgutterz

    8 dias atrás

    That was a great story

  35. NPC

    NPC

    8 dias atrás

    what a fuckin story

  36. Everyones A Little Racist

    Everyones A Little Racist

    9 dias atrás

    Ohh Chinese slaves making MAGA hats because conservatives are Nazis heh..heheh real fuckin original there CC way to think outside the box.

  37. Beth Boston

    Beth Boston

    9 dias atrás

    ooh baby ....I hear you ...my first job was worse then that

  38. Carr Rexx

    Carr Rexx

    9 dias atrás

    Wow! What a story teller! 😃

  39. ¿Wonder Man?

    ¿Wonder Man?

    9 dias atrás

    These intros are getting deeper

  40. Timothius Zamora

    Timothius Zamora

    9 dias atrás

    The adding two names per week to the list & reading it over every time you added more...is called repetition... It's the best way one could study for a test...Repetitiously...^__^

  41. Ken Emils

    Ken Emils

    9 dias atrás

    can someon give me the outro song name

  42. Riana Sanchez

    Riana Sanchez

    9 dias atrás

    His ears are so tiny

  43. Bing Bong Productions

    Bing Bong Productions

    10 dias atrás

    Bring back Ari this guy is the host and he didn’t even make me smile.

  44. Lord Duds

    Lord Duds

    10 dias atrás

    Mexicans got on boots

  45. Joann Bowden

    Joann Bowden

    11 dias atrás

    RWJ I grew up just 2 counties over from u! Grew up fishing on the Redneck Riviera. 😂 Love ur comedy!

  46. Bishop McCoy

    Bishop McCoy

    11 dias atrás

    Funny tho

  47. Bishop McCoy

    Bishop McCoy

    11 dias atrás

    Hold on, did he just introduce himself? Wtf? Hahahaha

  48. K Bullard

    K Bullard

    11 dias atrás

    Best setup of all times

  49. MegaProjectpat

    MegaProjectpat

    12 dias atrás

    Who Introduces themselves with a serious tone???

  50. Wilson Bilson

    Wilson Bilson

    14 dias atrás

    One of the funniest and best in the series! Love the life lessons and full circle ending

  51. Claiming Light

    Claiming Light

    15 dias atrás

    That story was worth hanging on for.

  52. H K

    H K

    16 dias atrás

    MAN ARI GOT A LOT LESS FUNNY.

  53. Lars Chue

    Lars Chue

    17 dias atrás

    Eddie Huang Fresh Off The Boat Golden Saddle.

  54. Long Live Loaf

    Long Live Loaf

    18 dias atrás

    Best story ever told

  55. Jimmy Dean

    Jimmy Dean

    18 dias atrás

    Jesus Roy Wood Jr. looks like Isiah Whitlock Jr. from Cedar Rapids with Ed Helms

  56. Lebo Mokoena

    Lebo Mokoena

    19 dias atrás

    He did his own intro...? So what did he do, run off the stage then run back on?

  57. ladyshkspre

    ladyshkspre

    19 dias atrás

    Sometimes these stories just seem to go on forever but sometimes you get a really good one. This one was a GEM!!!

  58. Tasha Lawson

    Tasha Lawson

    19 dias atrás

    This literally happened to me at job cafeteria when the chef said Hey! French fries!?" Ugh...never went back for fries 🤣😂

    • Matthew Koller

      Matthew Koller

      9 dias atrás

      You should never feel embarrassed by what you like! The two most important people at any establishment: hospital, hotel, truck stop, wherever, are the cook and the janitor. Always make friends with them. If the cook calls you french fries, after 2-3 friendly interactions you can and Will get extra fries. When I was at a hospital one time, I would always order a burger with extra bacon fries and extra side of pickles. Dudes name was Ronny. After 3 days no up charge on extra bacon, he would close the lid and tell me to tell the cashier it was a plain burger. End of the week, he would see me on line and have it ready, walk it around the counter and tell me to go out the side door for free lunch. If you dont like being called french fries, just chuckle and say "the names,*insert your preferred name* but I dooooooo looooove french fries!" I guarentee you will start getting double fries for free.

  59. Nora Brandt

    Nora Brandt

    20 dias atrás

    Golden Corral is the SHIT! It makes me very sad that there's not even 1 of them in Oregon at all.

  60. Jacob Toothman

    Jacob Toothman

    21 dia atrás

    I agree with Roy Wood Jr. on the Golden Corral is the best thing.

  61. Kim Ryan

    Kim Ryan

    23 dias atrás

    One of the best stories I've heard in this series. Well played!

  62. Mondo Sr.

    Mondo Sr.

    23 dias atrás

    He favors MLK to the max

  63. Linda Gnat-Mullin

    Linda Gnat-Mullin

    24 dias atrás

    Roy Wood, Jr. is a national treasure.

  64. Manny

    Manny

    25 dias atrás

    His impression of the black dude reminds me of Stinkmeaner from Boondocks

  65. Mike Cruz

    Mike Cruz

    25 dias atrás

    Roy is gonna be one of the greats!

  66. David Barnes

    David Barnes

    25 dias atrás

    What happened to Ari

  67. Lightening3034

    Lightening3034

    25 dias atrás

    This wasn't funny, bring back Ari shafir

  68. Buck Fuddy

    Buck Fuddy

    26 dias atrás

    Mah Man, Smitty!! Great story!! Treat others as u wish to be treated..Be kind!

  69. magus9130

    magus9130

    26 dias atrás

    That could be total fiction but; sometimes Reality gets mistaken.

  70. ButteryAssNigga

    ButteryAssNigga

    26 dias atrás

    He looks like marcus peters

  71. samsung user

    samsung user

    26 dias atrás

    Genius comedy that inspires laughter while sharing worthwhile life lessons.

  72. Shelly Jaggers

    Shelly Jaggers

    27 dias atrás

    How lucky am I for getting to be Roy’s coworker at GC in Tally? Some of the best times of my life for sure. Love ya, buddy.

  73. Dustin Howard

    Dustin Howard

    27 dias atrás

    Ha ha lol great video

  74. Greg Hill

    Greg Hill

    27 dias atrás

    cut on that stash is straight af. props

  75. *Me &U*

    *Me &U*

    28 dias atrás

    Lmfaoo he introduced himself!!!! Prank Call Shawty!!!! Love dis guy

  76. *Me &U*

    *Me &U*

    28 dias atrás

    My son got chicken wings and jello at a fucking buffet....then had tha nerve to get Mac and cheese and a damn sugar cookie!

  77. Michael Patterson

    Michael Patterson

    28 dias atrás

    Funny but bring Ari back

  78. Zechariah Cifuentes

    Zechariah Cifuentes

    28 dias atrás

    Finally a new intro!

  79. Monty Campbell

    Monty Campbell

    28 dias atrás

    Very good life lesson

  80. Orange Blossom

    Orange Blossom

    28 dias atrás

    "I'm GROWN, Joyce! SHUT UP!" I am *dead* !!!

  81. Quenten Howard

    Quenten Howard

    28 dias atrás

    I might have been the only one to notice this but was the guy from “60 days in” sitting in the background with the woman he got engaged to at the end of their season. If so im happy they are still together.

  82. Monee Boiii

    Monee Boiii

    28 dias atrás

    If that's a true story that's some wild ass good karma coming full circle !

  83. The Little Blerdmaid

    The Little Blerdmaid

    28 dias atrás

    I love that he tells stories vs just 1 liners back to back, it makes you really listen and the payoff is always great!

  84. The Haves and the Have Nots Review

    The Haves and the Have Nots Review

    28 dias atrás

    I get DC Curry vibes from his stories and delivery style. I love it!

  85. roomforthefiiixins

    roomforthefiiixins

    28 dias atrás

    Where do they keep finding these dead audience members? Every special has the same shitty crowd.

  86. Paul Sepich

    Paul Sepich

    29 dias atrás

    Never heard of them before that was pretty damn good though

  87. Maggie Carreza

    Maggie Carreza

    29 dias atrás

    He look like the large version of stephen a. Smith

  88. Steven Bouey

    Steven Bouey

    29 dias atrás

    BRILLIANT BLACK MAN!!!!! MAY GOD CONTINUE TO BLESS & PROTECT HIM & THOSE CLOSE TO HIS HEART

  89. Mike Fly

    Mike Fly

    29 dias atrás

    2 things. 1) I can't believe that "I'll eat my own turd" didn't STFU SLAY and 2)Roy Wood Jr is gonna be HUGE!!!

  90. rickydfcc77

    rickydfcc77

    29 dias atrás

    Who could be mad at this dude?

  91. June Young

    June Young

    29 dias atrás

    You look like Martin Luther king Jr!

  92. Christian Anderson

    Christian Anderson

    Mês atrás

    This show was much better when Ari ran it...

  93. XymXir

    XymXir

    Mês atrás

    BRING BACK ARI THE STINKY JEW

  94. jay longville

    jay longville

    Mês atrás

    hilarious!! roy the king! also golden corral is peng!

  95. James Kirk

    James Kirk

    Mês atrás

    I do like Golden Corral.

  96. Dave Its1ne

    Dave Its1ne

    Mês atrás

    North Florida stand tf up!!!

  97. ToriTellEm

    ToriTellEm

    Mês atrás

    Yo... I just ate at that Golden Corral

  98. Dexter Koula

    Dexter Koula

    Mês atrás

    These bigots really have a Chinaman working in a sweatshop getting whipped? SMDH TBH famalam

  99. joongoo kang

    joongoo kang

    Mês atrás

    Damn amazing story

  100. Dimitar Yosifov

    Dimitar Yosifov

    Mês atrás

    That was fantastic :D

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