Roy Wood Jr. - Golden Corral Saved My Life - This Is Not Happening

Roy Wood Jr. looks back on his old job at Golden Corral and how it helped him out during a stint in jail. (Contains strong language.)
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Comentários

  1. Kendall Fach

    Kendall Fach

    5 horas atrás

    Noooo hes talking bout the golden coral on north monroe 😂😂😂😂 this shit make it that much better!!!

  2. mary dupree

    mary dupree

    6 horas atrás

    perfect.....never woulda guessed

  3. Donavan Emanuel

    Donavan Emanuel

    3 dias atrás

    “Broccoli Ice Cream Burrito”

  4. TheRebelLion96

    TheRebelLion96

    5 dias atrás

    I knew that Golden Corral joke had a tie in somewhere!

  5. Dark Star

    Dark Star

    11 dias atrás

    Should have left him in prison. Then we wouldn't have to suffer through his set.

  6. Guen Doff

    Guen Doff

    15 dias atrás

    Mexicans and boots... Smitty!!

  7. Joshua Morriston

    Joshua Morriston

    17 dias atrás

    HAHAHAHAA!!!! Oh man, he got that story just right.

  8. Lefty

    Lefty

    17 dias atrás

    Roy is a way better host than ari. Better stand up too

  9. Aaron Thomas

    Aaron Thomas

    18 dias atrás

    My Dawg Smitty

  10. Patient XVll

    Patient XVll

    18 dias atrás

    He’s not very funny

  11. IcyMidnight

    IcyMidnight

    18 dias atrás

    1:12 for the start

  12. Daniel Hertzler

    Daniel Hertzler

    19 dias atrás

    Roy could play MLK Jr in a movie...looks just like the good Dr. King lol

  13. Matthew Corrigan

    Matthew Corrigan

    20 dias atrás

    more Roy Wood, please CC. play re-runs more too instead of just playing the office

  14. Quinton Miller

    Quinton Miller

    20 dias atrás

    I might be 32 mean I was born in 1986.. but that after 5 jacket you got on..no no looking like David ruffin from The temptations LMAO

  15. OzzyCoop

    OzzyCoop

    22 dias atrás

    Love that gold suit. Temptations style.

  16. rawkboikorp *PâúLWülF*

    rawkboikorp *PâúLWülF*

    23 dias atrás

    Lmao.... "Hey its pork chops, how ya doing?".... Lmfaoooo!!!!!!

  17. Gabriel Meyer

    Gabriel Meyer

    24 dias atrás

    You know golden corral's founders are an incestuous couple?

    • sissy j Williams

      sissy j Williams

      24 dias atrás

      Long as they keep it out da kitchen & don't mess with da chicken.

  18. Jason Kuebler

    Jason Kuebler

    25 dias atrás

    What kind of asshole Intros himself

  19. Christian Leeperrr

    Christian Leeperrr

    25 dias atrás

    Most people on this is not happening is pretty funny, but some you can tell have a bit of a gift for comedy, then there are some people who are just on another level.

  20. Fred Hoffman

    Fred Hoffman

    25 dias atrás

    i dig roy :)

  21. SIFU B SEYES

    SIFU B SEYES

    26 dias atrás

    I'm grown woman ! Leave me alone Joyce ! You dont know about broccoli ice cream burritos ! Lmao 💯

  22. filbert the frog

    filbert the frog

    26 dias atrás

    So sick of people saying "make a plate", you aren't making the plate...are you a potter, did you glaze it and fire it in your own kiln?? No!

    • Doberman Kenpo

      Doberman Kenpo

      8 dias atrás

      filbert the frog “plate” is short for “plate of food” as it is being used here... common simplification in a lot of parts of the country.

  23. hawk24fit

    hawk24fit

    26 dias atrás

    Yo he's good. I thought he was some wack ass host. But he's funny and a good story teller

  24. Yeah Boi

    Yeah Boi

    27 dias atrás

    Did this dude really introduce himself

  25. Carson Blake

    Carson Blake

    28 dias atrás

    Nobody: Roy Wood Jr: "YOU KNOW THIS MAN FROM HIS WORK ON THE DAILY SHOW WITH TREVOR NOAH, ITS ROY WOOD JR"

  26. Garret Graham

    Garret Graham

    28 dias atrás

    Roy can be kinda cheesy as a host but when he performs you get why they chose him to run the show. Dudes a professional.

  27. Sewer Tapes

    Sewer Tapes

    29 dias atrás

    I haven't watched these in a while, so this was my introduction to Roy Wood Jr. He's fucking great!

  28. Big 3ye

    Big 3ye

    29 dias atrás

    Killed it

  29. Joselyn Cipress

    Joselyn Cipress

    Mês atrás

    First time went to Golden Corral, at the ass crackle of dawn; Munchies in full swing, they are the only place I can get corn beef hash, a whole chicken breast Nd green beans. And no one cares!!

  30. love4lust7301

    love4lust7301

    Mês atrás

    Good one

  31. Your Big Head Cousin

    Your Big Head Cousin

    Mês atrás

    I'm 36, not old but definitely older and I'm as nice to people as I can be but theyve worn my fucking ass thin. People shit on other people if they think they can get away with it.

  32. Wilder Sparks

    Wilder Sparks

    Mês atrás

    He has to introduce himself.

  33. Adam Lolno

    Adam Lolno

    Mês atrás

    That story superbly tied the fuck together at the end! Might be one of the best story tie-ins I've ever witnessed!!! Funny shit too!

  34. Dru Nature

    Dru Nature

    Mês atrás

    this guy is so real, really surprised me. stay classy brotha!

  35. The Real Head Honcho

    The Real Head Honcho

    Mês atrás

    Nickmercs? Lol

  36. Deadbeat

    Deadbeat

    Mês atrás

    Theres a dude in the audience that sounds like he's laughing directly into a microphone.

  37. The Grammar Police

    The Grammar Police

    Mês atrás

    The ending to the story was great. Had some Chappelle elements going on. 10/10.

  38. Alex Pavlenko

    Alex Pavlenko

    Mês atrás

    He's got a katt Williams attitude

  39. Matthew Phillips

    Matthew Phillips

    Mês atrás

    Fantastic. Great story.

  40. R3VO7UTION

    R3VO7UTION

    Mês atrás

    "Golden Corral Saved My Life" "Arsenio Hall saved my career"... apparently this dude needs a lot of saving. what's his next one? "How preparation H saved my ass"

  41. Ken Racca

    Ken Racca

    Mês atrás

    Shout out to Smitty!

  42. Jewish Smegma

    Jewish Smegma

    Mês atrás

    He kinda sounds like ODB lmao

  43. Sam Frazier

    Sam Frazier

    Mês atrás

    This story is a work of art!!

  44. Lucas Mercier

    Lucas Mercier

    Mês atrás

    Golden Corral was my favorite

  45. Peli Tongi

    Peli Tongi

    Mês atrás

    I have not, in my 24 years of life, eaten at a Golden Corral.

    • Peli Tongi

      Peli Tongi

      6 dias atrás

      Nicole Lakes I know ! A lot of my friends have told me, I just haven’t had the chance yet 😩

    • Nicole Lakes

      Nicole Lakes

      6 dias atrás

      U don't know what u missing .

  46. Christine

    Christine

    Mês atrás

    That was awesome!

  47. Al Foreman

    Al Foreman

    Mês atrás

    At the end, realizing that is a 13 minute bit. One long, excellent, classic bit.

  48. Pixy Perfect

    Pixy Perfect

    Mês atrás

    mac and cheese and lima beans

  49. Your Enigma

    Your Enigma

    Mês atrás

    Youll Roy wood jr is a boss

  50. GrossCat

    GrossCat

    Mês atrás

    9:16 what did shee took? The girl behind him

    • MsLisa 1994

      MsLisa 1994

      Mês atrás

      altoid

  51. Cloverbows95 S

    Cloverbows95 S

    Mês atrás

    Heeeyyyyyy smiitttieeeeeee 🙌

  52. TheUnKnownGamer

    TheUnKnownGamer

    Mês atrás

    What a great way for this to come full circle lmao

  53. Captain Void-walker

    Captain Void-walker

    Mês atrás

    Man I’m from Tallahassee and this is funny as hell 😂😂😂

  54. IG #ShotsByOnit

    IG #ShotsByOnit

    Mês atrás

    Brilliantly told!

  55. Art Gamechanger

    Art Gamechanger

    Mês atrás

    INCREDIBLE story telling! This man is gifted.

  56. Dj Tice

    Dj Tice

    Mês atrás

    When I noticed dion and his wife from “60 days in” in the front row🙍🏾‍♂️ 1:59

  57. kgunterful

    kgunterful

    Mês atrás

    that was good asf

  58. Nasty Alan

    Nasty Alan

    Mês atrás

    Nah he's cool 😂😂😂

  59. Antwan Jackson

    Antwan Jackson

    Mês atrás

    Homestyle Buffet was the best

  60. ricardo delapena

    ricardo delapena

    Mês atrás

    lmao. loved that!

  61. RealSideArm

    RealSideArm

    Mês atrás

    Mexican's Got On Boots

  62. cristina solano

    cristina solano

    Mês atrás

    I didn't laugh not because it's not funny, but because he gave a great lesson of life.

  63. William Strother

    William Strother

    Mês atrás

    Roy's expression on these thumbnails make him look like the birthday boy at a party who isn't getting his way.

  64. Boris The Soviet Love-Hammer

    Boris The Soviet Love-Hammer

    Mês atrás

    Goddamn I love this show.

  65. Randy Ballard

    Randy Ballard

    Mês atrás

    Thanks for the great laughs bro.

  66. drunken Arab at a strip club

    drunken Arab at a strip club

    Mês atrás

    Me listening to this... Is not happening. (Where's Ari)

  67. tubeyhamster

    tubeyhamster

    Mês atrás

    this is such is a great one

  68. Walter Williams

    Walter Williams

    Mês atrás

    That’s actually a beautiful story

  69. sissy j Williams

    sissy j Williams

    Mês atrás

    So glad Roy survived Florida. He's got more guts than me. Too much sun makes ppl crazy. Like how Roy dresses the part of a host. Love this suit he's wearing. SHARP DERSSESD MAN.

  70. J. D.

    J. D.

    Mês atrás

    "apparently you have to pay for jeans" 😂😂😂

  71. J. D.

    J. D.

    Mês atrás

    A broccoli ice cream burrito 😂😂😂

  72. Katana

    Katana

    Mês atrás

    Wow! what an ending. brilliant story.

  73. somma pt

    somma pt

    Mês atrás

    Genius cheers from Portugal 🇵🇹

  74. Kai Green

    Kai Green

    2 meses atrás

    How did this man bomb on national TV? Hes great.

  75. Senor Apocalipsis

    Senor Apocalipsis

    2 meses atrás

    Master story teller! Love Roy Wood Jr.

  76. Charles Jackson

    Charles Jackson

    2 meses atrás

    🤣🤣🤣

  77. showmethedammovie

    showmethedammovie

    2 meses atrás

    Arrested for stealing jeans so he can look fresh for PROM...... In jail at 19-20 years old.... Wtf nice.

    • Cj Dorman

      Cj Dorman

      2 meses atrás

      showmethedammovie his college homecoming g

  78. dhrdan

    dhrdan

    2 meses atrás

    This story is good, clean, and wholesome.

  79. Laveyan Pride

    Laveyan Pride

    2 meses atrás

    Blah blah blah.. boohoo. Swing and a miss here boys.

  80. x_MauiWowie_x

    x_MauiWowie_x

    2 meses atrás

    I'm mad that intro hit me in the soul.

  81. KNOCEANMUSIC

    KNOCEANMUSIC

    2 meses atrás

    This is really brilliant the way he set this joke up and executed it.

  82. Ardashes Najarian

    Ardashes Najarian

    2 meses atrás

    The best ending to a “this is not happening” set

  83. Dark Sharxx

    Dark Sharxx

    2 meses atrás

    Great fuckin story!!!

  84. Javier Garcia

    Javier Garcia

    2 meses atrás

    I don’t know how many times I’ve watched this

  85. Sloan Sabbath

    Sloan Sabbath

    2 meses atrás

    This was honestly an amazing story, did not expect it to come full circle like that

  86. TheNewyorkdragon

    TheNewyorkdragon

    2 meses atrás

    This dude just isn’t cutting it

  87. G.D BIGGS

    G.D BIGGS

    2 meses atrás

    I’m lookin at em... 🤷🏽‍♂️😂😂

  88. Anand nair

    Anand nair

    2 meses atrás

    You're comedy sucks bigtime ... Please go back to working at the buffet restaurant

    • Doberman Kenpo

      Doberman Kenpo

      8 dias atrás

      Anand nair *your

  89. Angelofmusic Wonder

    Angelofmusic Wonder

    2 meses atrás

    I watch this just for the openings!!! Anybody else gonna die on me today.?🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂

  90. Jj M

    Jj M

    2 meses atrás

    of all the fkn stories on this dope ass show..this is by far Numaral Uno...👏👏👏👏👏👏..well this and drinking meth piss lol.bwahahahahahhaahahahahaha..Thank U..💪💪💪💪💪💪

  91. trevor perry

    trevor perry

    2 meses atrás

    This man is like a funny pastor which is one of the best comedians which our generation needs

  92. Issie wizzie

    Issie wizzie

    2 meses atrás

    wow never heard of roy wood ... this is a classic

  93. Natalie Westby

    Natalie Westby

    2 meses atrás

    Tallahassee in the house! 😂

  94. TheDrewgutterz

    TheDrewgutterz

    2 meses atrás

    That was a great story

  95. NPC

    NPC

    2 meses atrás

    what a fuckin story

  96. Salty McKraken

    Salty McKraken

    2 meses atrás

    Ohh Chinese slaves making MAGA hats because conservatives are Nazis heh..heheh real fuckin original there CC way to think outside the box.

  97. Beth Boston

    Beth Boston

    2 meses atrás

    ooh baby ....I hear you ...my first job was worse then that

  98. Carr Rexx

    Carr Rexx

    2 meses atrás

    Wow! What a story teller! 😃

  99. ¿Wonder Man?

    ¿Wonder Man?

    2 meses atrás

    These intros are getting deeper

  100. Timothius Zamora

    Timothius Zamora

    2 meses atrás

    The adding two names per week to the list & reading it over every time you added more...is called repetition... It's the best way one could study for a test...Repetitiously...^__^

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