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Understanding Your Love Language. Jeff Allen

There is nothing more important in marriage than understanding your love language, unless it's understanding when your spouse wants a hot dog and a soda. Watch "I Can Laugh About It now" by Jeff Allen only at www.drybarcomedy.com/jeffa

Comentários

  1. Dumb Ass

    Dumb Ass

    2 dias atrás

    My wife told me she's fat and I said why is that my problem your fat I'm not.

  2. salwa Aj

    salwa Aj

    4 dias atrás

    2:04 !! XD

  3. Rose Jefferson

    Rose Jefferson

    5 dias atrás

    Absolutely LOVE this comedian's style of funny!!! Clean, real life, and to the point!!!😂😂😂

  4. Anthony Gold

    Anthony Gold

    5 dias atrás

    Looool

  5. Aseel Fight and care by Ramiz Altaf

    Aseel Fight and care by Ramiz Altaf

    5 dias atrás

    Brilliance on another level

  6. SqueezeCuddles

    SqueezeCuddles

    7 dias atrás

    This is hilarious! Couldn’t stop laughing 😆🤣

  7. Karen Ryan

    Karen Ryan

    8 dias atrás

    BAHAHAHAHA 😁❤😁❤😁❤😁❤

  8. ralflanding

    ralflanding

    10 dias atrás

    Are we to take Jeff seriously? Well, he claims to be a comedian; the audience laughs; he has great material and delivery... hey, even I laugh. But where's the shock? I kept waiting for the gratuitous swearing and he never once segwayed from 'How y'all dune ta nite? into a discussion of body parts. Nevertheless I laughed and liked his style. Seems a good man for sure.

  9. Sunsetter678

    Sunsetter678

    12 dias atrás

    This man is GOLD when it comes to marriage advice! LOVE him!

  10. Willie

    Willie

    12 dias atrás

    ***WARNING*** Do not take this man's comedy lightly, I was taking a sip of water from a bottle and nearly choked on a teaspoon of water when I started laughing at the exercise bike joke. BR-channel, where the heck is the disclaimer message!

  11. alphant1

    alphant1

    13 dias atrás

    Christianese

  12. The Wheelie Kid

    The Wheelie Kid

    13 dias atrás

    get rid of the laugh track

  13. Southern Purpose

    Southern Purpose

    14 dias atrás

    He is honestly one of my favorite comedians on this channel! Hilarious 😂

  14. nadz _m

    nadz _m

    14 dias atrás

    looks like old ryland gosling

  15. Richtercustoms

    Richtercustoms

    15 dias atrás

    He needs mgtow in his life

  16. SeriousName

    SeriousName

    17 dias atrás

    I can relate. My mom used to call me to let the cat in. She was sitting on the couch holding the other cat and I was in my room.

  17. Lina R

    Lina R

    17 dias atrás

    this is absolutely halarious. love it!

  18. Deanne

    Deanne

    22 dias atrás

    Lmfaoooooo......too good toooooooo good

  19. Steve 58

    Steve 58

    23 dias atrás

    I had to keep going back as I missed bits from laughing at the earlier lines.

  20. christi crenshaw

    christi crenshaw

    23 dias atrás

    I love Jeff Allen

  21. Kathy Bolyanatz

    Kathy Bolyanatz

    23 dias atrás

    Perfect timing, perfect wording, perfect expressions and motions. Jeff Allen is a comedic genius.

  22. Evil Grandma

    Evil Grandma

    24 dias atrás

    Just perfect! He cracks me up!

  23. Lonely Ranger

    Lonely Ranger

    26 dias atrás

    Women have rejected their roles in a relationship which is why they end up alone with 13 cats.

  24. suraj punjabi

    suraj punjabi

    28 dias atrás

    Is he related to Tim Allen?

  25. Cole Pabilona

    Cole Pabilona

    28 dias atrás

    Elderly love language. Hysterical!

  26. anyi O

    anyi O

    29 dias atrás

    This guy is really funny 😂😂😀👍

  27. daniel trahan

    daniel trahan

    29 dias atrás

    Another spineless man subjugated by a woman. Mgtow!

  28. Elvisr29

    Elvisr29

    29 dias atrás

    If they think asking your kids or your husband to get something for you while on the driveway is lazy to have no idea what Latin women are like

  29. SundaySchoolNetwork.com

    SundaySchoolNetwork.com

    Mês atrás

    So funny 😂

  30. Lindalee Law

    Lindalee Law

    Mês atrás

    Race for conception!!!!!!

  31. Lindalee Law

    Lindalee Law

    Mês atrás

    Live him ! He's hug me so hard it's be like CPR.

  32. Queenbee Dat

    Queenbee Dat

    Mês atrás

    This guy is good.

  33. Sana Mujahid

    Sana Mujahid

    Mês atrás

    I love this guys delivery.🤣🤣

  34. Toa Mataafa

    Toa Mataafa

    Mês atrás

    Love this guy..Jeff Allen🤙

  35. kimmi w

    kimmi w

    Mês atrás

    Check out a call for an uprising on youtube

  36. browill9

    browill9

    Mês atrás

    Awesome

  37. Tracy(:

    Tracy(:

    Mês atrás

    That's a great book btw!!

    • Tracy(:

      Tracy(:

      Mês atrás

      Lmfao too..

  38. Andy Andrews

    Andy Andrews

    Mês atrás

    Jeff Allen is the best comedian working today. Technically, he is considered peerless and experienced comics have acknowledged Jeff's superiority for years with little argument. They understand that the best stand-ups present their material with an approach similar to a singer performing hit songs in concert. There is a rise and fall to the perfect delivery that, once found, is presented in the same way every time. To us--the audience--that several minutes of subject matter apparently being explored and related from stage seems fresh and unrehearsed. The thoughts appear immediate; the words articulated crisply and with a daring we suspect has been channeled from a higher plane of perception than the one we are allowed to inhabit. In reality, what we are observing is the "illusion of spontaneity" and Jeff Allen has become the master of that difficult art. If an election were held today in which only comedians were allowed to vote--and no one could vote for themselves--Jeff Allen would win in a landslide.

  39. Motley Stew

    Motley Stew

    Mês atrás

    I’M DYING! 🤣😂🤣🤣😂🤣

  40. Timothy Bucci

    Timothy Bucci

    Mês atrás

    Clean comedy is seldom this good!

  41. The Great Bamboozler

    The Great Bamboozler

    Mês atrás

    ...so is this dude related to Tim Allen????

    • The Great Bamboozler

      The Great Bamboozler

      Mês atrás

      +Melissa Leibold Yup! He needs to show up as a relative on "Last Man Standing"

    • Melissa Leibold

      Melissa Leibold

      Mês atrás

      The Great Bamboozler no, although they look like they might be related, don’t they?

  42. misstrice84

    misstrice84

    Mês atrás

    My sister is knocked out next to me and I'm trying desperately not to wake her up. I'm muffling maniacal laughs over here.

  43. Koogle You

    Koogle You

    Mês atrás

    Jeff Allen youre funny! I'll watch you again. My ex used to tell me our problem was we just spoke different love languages. Honest to god. Thx for the laughs.

  44. Jaded Cynic

    Jaded Cynic

    Mês atrás

    I have listened to the married people snivel my whole life. Never understood why anybody would want the government involved in thier relationship. Not happy? Then leave. That attitude has learned me all of the lessons...with none of the alimony, ugliness and child support. I am leaving all of my choices open for when i am old enuff and wise enuff to make good ones. Children making lifelong decisions sounds a bit silly. "No....that dress does not make you fat....your fat makes you look that way." Thats how I roll. No time for fluff and bull***t.

  45. Lielyn Arboladura

    Lielyn Arboladura

    Mês atrás

    His story telling is impeccable!! Love his humor

  46. A M

    A M

    Mês atrás

    Jeff, I decoded your parents love language: Dad: words of affirmation. "You're so thin"- in cat tongue. Feeling validated your mom shows hers: giving a gift of his favorite foods. 😁

  47. A M

    A M

    Mês atrás

    😂😂😂

  48. KletoReese

    KletoReese

    Mês atrás

    Hilarious 😂😂😂

  49. Patricia Hopey

    Patricia Hopey

    Mês atrás

    English American Sign Language French Cantonese German 3cheers from Canada

  50. Kirstine Termansen

    Kirstine Termansen

    Mês atrás

    Dear denmark There jokes and there are danger

  51. Kirstine Termansen

    Kirstine Termansen

    Mês atrás

    Killer nurses

  52. Your Dreams won't Die

    Your Dreams won't Die

    Mês atrás

    Sooooooooo funny. A rare talent a comedian that's funny without obsenaties. 👏👏👏👏

    • misstrice84

      misstrice84

      Mês atrás

      Love your screen name.

  53. Saurav Punj

    Saurav Punj

    Mês atrás

    Deadpool without the mask...

  54. T Richardson

    T Richardson

    Mês atrás

    "Trust me he's trying to be as quiet as he can" 😂😂☺️

  55. Tabetha Howell

    Tabetha Howell

    Mês atrás

    He should have a day time job talking about him and his wife and their experiences! Love the comedy!

  56. Ba B

    Ba B

    Mês atrás

    His is acts of service.

  57. amadeus0123

    amadeus0123

    Mês atrás

    If your wife says she is fat , man should become a mannequin 😁😁

  58. Don Korb

    Don Korb

    Mês atrás

    It just came to me... Apart from the name, Jeff Allen bears a striking resemblance to Tim Allen. Anyone know if they're related? I could only find that Tim Allen has 8 siblings, no names or nothing.

    • Don Korb

      Don Korb

      Mês atrás

      +BigMamaDave X huh, yeah, you're right. For some reason I didn't notice that when looking them up myself. Good catch.

    • BigMamaDave X

      BigMamaDave X

      Mês atrás

      No, I googled them both; not only unrelated to each other, but to anyone named Allen (both use nom de plumes) 😉

  59. T38 Talon

    T38 Talon

    Mês atrás

    Mannequin Man... Good to be single... It's safer and cheaper...

    • Hi, it's me

      Hi, it's me

      Mês atrás

      And more boring...

  60. stephen madl

    stephen madl

    Mês atrás

    Always hilarious.

  61. johnny llooddte

    johnny llooddte

    Mês atrás

    ahahahahhahaha me eat ,,,food

  62. chaosawaits

    chaosawaits

    Mês atrás

    I can't believe this guy isn't related to Tim Allen

    • Authentic 1 only

      Authentic 1 only

      Mês atrás

      You sure???

    • Anthony Johnson

      Anthony Johnson

      Mês atrás

      chaosawaits same thought

  63. Elga Benedicta

    Elga Benedicta

    Mês atrás

    Funny man!!! 😂🤣

  64. Yvette Daley

    Yvette Daley

    Mês atrás

    I like this guy! Makes me laugh.

  65. Zona Wilson

    Zona Wilson

    Mês atrás

    "Haven't moved with purpose since I won the race at conception" - I had to stop the thing and laugh and laugh at that one. That's a funny line.

  66. Samuel Meservy

    Samuel Meservy

    Mês atrás

    1st time I heard him

  67. Samuel Meservy

    Samuel Meservy

    Mês atrás

    2007 was the first time I hear him I still enjoy him today

  68. Buckaroo Bonsaitree

    Buckaroo Bonsaitree

    Mês atrás

    Funny guy but nope. No man should let his woman take his spine. That was my dad too. Guess what guys, you can keep your spine, balls, and wife. She will respect you all the more for it. Dont buy into it, and if a woman leaves you for keeping your balls she's not worth keeping.

    • Shaun Mallawaarachchi

      Shaun Mallawaarachchi

      26 dias atrás

      What does taking a spine me

    • Michelle Stam

      Michelle Stam

      Mês atrás

      I seriously doubt this is the actual truth. I think he is overacting it to make the joke work. Thats called stand up comedy.

    • smasheddragon

      smasheddragon

      Mês atrás

      U obviously don't know this guys story, look into him. Hes honest about what hes done wrong in life

  69. E K Daufin

    E K Daufin

    Mês atrás

    Won the race at conception

  70. E K Daufin

    E K Daufin

    Mês atrás

    Superior delivery

  71. E K Daufin

    E K Daufin

    Mês atrás

    Cute

  72. Regina Garcia

    Regina Garcia

    Mês atrás

    "...of course, now I'm thinking..." Haha

  73. wOOd chucker

    wOOd chucker

    Mês atrás

    Buttercup,s pissed!! Ha

  74. Michael Lomax

    Michael Lomax

    Mês atrás

    Very funny guy ^_^

  75. SoliDeoGloria 07

    SoliDeoGloria 07

    Mês atrás

    I know pathetic lol, But I wish I had a girlfriend...

    • gimmemoremusic

      gimmemoremusic

      Mês atrás

      Don't worry, you'll get there!

  76. Wouter Cloetens

    Wouter Cloetens

    Mês atrás

    Three people with their spines held hostage by their spouses disliked this video.

    • Wouter Cloetens

      Wouter Cloetens

      Mês atrás

      Jake Browne That is a more accurate description, indeed. :-)

    • Jake Browne

      Jake Browne

      Mês atrás

      No the spine holders disliked it the spinless clicked the mouse

  77. T Stanton

    T Stanton

    Mês atrás

    Wow. Continuous laughs. He’s the best

  78. Olga L

    Olga L

    Mês atrás

    The spine one cracked me up

    • Mark W

      Mark W

      18 dias atrás

      I have my spine!! .................. but my balls are in her top dresser drawer!

  79. Kùi Maina

    Kùi Maina

    Mês atrás

    😂😂😂 i am losing my mind😂😂😂

  80. Wendi Watson

    Wendi Watson

    Mês atrás

    😅

  81. Rachel McNicol

    Rachel McNicol

    Mês atrás

    Laughed my head off till I cried. I actually sent it to my ex who also found it funny. That was us.

    • alphant1

      alphant1

      13 dias atrás

      Abid you’re embarrassing yourself by acting thirsty over the internet. You’re making all induan people look bad and fulfilling a stereotype. Not cool. Be more self aware of your actions and how you present yourself

    • alphant1

      alphant1

      13 dias atrás

      Abid shut up

    • Abid Ansari

      Abid Ansari

      Mês atrás

      +Rachel McNicol good sense of humor u possess :-)

    • Rachel McNicol

      Rachel McNicol

      Mês atrás

      It's quite simply guys. I've split up with my ex amicably to the point where we can laugh with each other. Spend Christmas with each other for the sake of the children we get on better as friends (in small doses) than living together. gee. That's a good thing 😉

    • Rachel McNicol

      Rachel McNicol

      Mês atrás

      +Abid Ansari I don't even understand that question? 😜

  82. Emil

    Emil

    Mês atrás

    That audience is amazing😂😂

  83. Tulika Chandra

    Tulika Chandra

    Mês atrás

    Jeff Allen is one of the coolest, most brilliant stand up comedians ive heard.

  84. HUH

    HUH

    Mês atrás

    Jeff Allen is the best.

  85. CrossThread Aero Industries

    CrossThread Aero Industries

    Mês atrás

    Great!

  86. Ovando Forbes

    Ovando Forbes

    Mês atrás

    This man i so funny 🤣🤣🤣

  87. Agent J

    Agent J

    Mês atrás

    Everyone seems so busy making moments, their life story falls apart. How about some goal accomplishment?

  88. Escape Reality

    Escape Reality

    Mês atrás

    😂

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